THE GINGER

the ginger
So what you're saying is
Kenma and u nearly kissed
And then he gave u the
Silent treatment
But then he apologized over text ????

Y/n

Yes :(

the ginger
Why possessed u to
Even ask him out 💀

Y/n
Kuroo possessed me
He pressured me 😿😹

the ginger
Honestly makes sense

Y/n
I didn't respond to him yet
😭😭😭
Idk what to say

the ginger
I got a question for u
Do u honestly like him???

Y/n
I think so
I haven't had a crush
in so long I forgot what it felt
Like honestly 😟

the ginger
Well fml
Bitch ur so dumb

Y/n
Tf did I do to u 😢

the ginger

Nothin
BUT U GOTTA GET WITB
KENMA
RIGHT NOWWWW

Y/n
Huh

the ginger
I've been doing a little bit of
💋magic💯
And I've been tryna set
U guys up since day 1

Y/n
Ohiyo 😜 oni 😋 Chan ❌

the ginger
😟
Anyhow
That stream together?
I was tryna make the ship sail
As a good wingman does
Bringing us all out for McDonald's
😜 ysk all to make u bond
And obv the sending u home
with kenma 🤩🤩🤩

y/n

u have caused me so much anxiety

curse u

the ginger

bae

im doing this 4 u

u always complain about being single

ur very much welcome

y/n

no

the ginger

welllll what if i told u he told me

he has the fattest crush on u

huh huh🥰🥰🥰🥰

y/n

you'd be lyinggggg😐😐

the ginger

no i wouldnt

u know i dont lie

it makes me stomach hurt 😪

y/n

HAHAHAHHA

wait so ur serious

the ginger

yes bitch

god ur so slow

y/n

KENMA LIKES ME!?!?!?

the ginger

UH HUHHH YUP

y/n

oh

my god

oh my god

oh

the ginger

and u like him

clearly

y/n

HEY HEY I NEVER SAID THAT

the ginger

U DIDNT HAVE TO BOZO

u make it obvious L

y/n

🙂

what do i do now

the ginger

ask him out again

and this time u can have an actual date

y/n

yes because that played out so well last time

the ginger

theres no way u can fuck up AGAIN

JUST DO IT!!!

y/n

okay...

the ginger

and a word of advice:

IF 🤪 YOURE 🔥 GONNA 🏳️‍🌈 HIT 🤩

IT🍓 HIT 🍆 IT🗿 TILL👉 IT🎉 BREAKS

y/n

goodbye i cant stand u

the ginger

text me later 🫶🏻