This is what happens when you can't sleep on Christmas eve. -_-...

This one may be shorter than the other ones, and sorry if I use the same ones twice. I don't remember what ones I've used. XD

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*to fangirls*

Lockheart: *strums guitar* I love you b*tch, I'll never stop loving you, b*tch!

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Romeo: ayyy girl whats your name?

Random chick: Kevin.

Romeo: 0_0

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*at beach* 6/14/2020

Creator: happy birthday Fear!

Fear: ..... I can't swim..

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Lockheart: *smacks Cyrus* smack that b*tch!

Cyrus: .......*slowly grabs metal chair*

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Creator: Cyru---

Cyrus: get the f**k out of my room I'm playing Minecraft!

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Cupid: selfie!

Fear: turn that f**king thing off!

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Cyrus: you won't feel a thing.

Coby: okay!

Cyrus: theres a good chap. *pulls out drill*

Coby: O_O

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Creator: toss me my keys!

Chris: *throws tree*

Creator: I said my keys!

Chris: I thought you said Christmas tree.

Creator: why the f**k would I say Christmas tree!?

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Cyrus: *holds AA batteries*

Ah..

Ahhh..

*deep breath* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Fear: I don't need friends, they disappoint me. *snaps*

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Cupid: I should have left you on that street corner where you stood.

Romeo: but cha didn't!

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Jasper: *opens present*... Its an avocado... Thanks...

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Coby: okay so, I just found out that my birthday is the same day I was born! *chuckles* life is crazy!

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Romeo: hey, I got 69 percent, you know what that means! *flicks tongue creepily*

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Cyrus: *shoots ceiling fan*

Lockheart: This is why mom doesn't f**king love you!

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Igniter: this is how I enter my house,

*opens door* WHATS UP F**KERS!?

Aspen: why are you on my phone?

Igniter: F**K YOU, THAT'S WHY!

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Hallow: Rawr!

Fear: *Girly scream*...... ---____---

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TV: this is CNN breaking news--

Cyrus: *breaks TV with bat*

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Romeo: two bros sitting in the hot tub! Five feet apart cuz they're not gay!

Igniter and Lockheart glare at him.

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Coby: *walks in Hallow's pumpkin patch* look at all these basketballs!

Hallow: -_-

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Amour: give me that knife so I can kill you!

Cupid: no! Say can I borrow it?

Amour: can I barrow it?

Cupid: here you go, *runs w/ girly scream*

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Asher: hey, its time for my walk.

Creator: just a second ash, I gotta finish this chapter--

Asher: b*tch, I will sh*t. On. The. Floor! Take me out.

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Alistair: hey Aspen!

Aspen: can you get in the oven to clean it?

Alistair: bye Aspen!

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Asher: hey, is there any eggnog left?

Chris: your moms the one that d*cks with the eggnog, not me!

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*loud crash*

Creator: what the hell was that?

Chris: your son just fell down the stairs!

Creator: well quit it! *continues typing*

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Lockheart: ooh, ugh!

Amour: what?

Lockheart: your face scary!

Amour: momma!

Creator: he ain't wrong.

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One I made up.

Coby: yo Cyrus can ya di my laundry?

Cyrus: I'm going to shove the washer up your a** if you ask me again.

Coby: 0_0

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I don't really even know, I just wanted to update.

Merry Christmas guys, or happy holidays. Whatever.

(It was Christmas when this was made for those who read this later on.)