Nothing sinful actually happens, don't worry about it. X3

Not much to say but I've been thinking of getting amino for when wattpad acts stupid.

Thats all. :3

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Creator suggested that you leave the house for the remaining weeks until everything is back to normal.

Till everyone is back to normal.

As worried as you were for her being in a house of hormonal males, she insisted she'd be fine.

God you hope so.

Strangely enough, Cyrus stood outside waiting for you, his arms were crossed over his chest. "Greetings y/n. Have you got all of your things?"

You nod handing him your suitcases. "I think that's everything."

"Good. It wouldn't be wise for you to run in and get anything else. Not with how they're acting."  He shakes his head in disgust.

Taking your hand in his, he dragged out out of the yard of the Outcast Mansion.

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They didn't live that far away, I mean, your roommate's could teleport there if they wanted. But with Amour running around, you knew they wouldn't try anything, no matter how desperate they are.

Before you could even step into the doorway, a yellow ball of fluff tackled you to the ground. "Y/n!"

Finally catching your breath after a few seconds, on top of you sat Mari smiling brightly. His legs on either side of your hips.

But, being the innocent honeybun he wat, you knew he wasn't trying anything lewd.

"Its been too long! I missed you!" He hugs you in a bone crushing hug with his four arms.

You heard a chuckle from Mari's words, Romeo looked down at you both. "Wow.. Such a warm welcome Mar, I had no idea you'd be top."

Mari hopped off of you and turned to Romeo, tilting his head. "I'd be a what?"

Romeo puts a hand over his mouth as he laughs. "Ooh nothing honey. Just help the poor girl up, would you?"

~Neither of you have manners.. I'm sorry about them y/n.~ A sudden force helps you off of the porch, its hands cold.

"Oh, hi Jasper." You smile to the ghost skelly, he blushes slightly.

~Salutations y/n.~ He replies with a shy smile, the smoke around his neck a tad bit pink.

"So.. where's Amour?" You ask, noticing the pack of psycho in the area.

"Right here!" A giggle comes from behind you, making you nearly jump ten feet in the air.

Amour smiled up at you, innocently. Well.. As innocent as a murderer could look.

After a bit of awkward silence...

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"Alright. Dinner time."

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At the kitchen table, Mari sat next to you, wings happily buzzing as he ate. To your left was Cyrus, who was just picking at his food.

Romeo sat at the end of the table licking his fork inappropriately before choking on it.

Amour had stabbed his food with his butter knife over and over, giggling slightly.

Jasper just observed, floating in a circle, reading one of the many poetry books Fear had loaned him.

"Who cooked the lasagna?" You ask, wiping your chin with a napkin. "Its really good."

"I did~" Romeo winks.

"No. You did not. Stop lying. Amour did actually."  Cyrus corrects him with a glare.

Oh right.. All yanderes are amazing cooks for some reason... You shrug.

"Thanks Amour. I'm sure Cupid would be proud." You send him a smile even though he couldn't see it.

"Thank you senpai...but.. You know.. I wouldn't mind cooking for you every day.. ~" He mutters the last part, stuffing garlic bread in his mouth of massive fangs.

"So, where am I gonna sleep?" You ask, looking to all the skeletons around you.

"With me--" Romeo gets cut off by Mari.

"With me! My room smells the best!"  Mari squeals, gold blush on his cheeks. "If you want to of course."

Romeo frowned and crosses his arms like an angry toddler.

Cyrus didn't seem to care, still picking at his food. "Amour. Why did you set me a plate when you know I taste nothing."

Amour stabbed his pasta again, head tilting in a creepy way. "Oops! Sorry, I'm used to living with normal monsters who actually eat." He grits his teeth.

Cyrus rolled his eyes and stuck out a silver, metal tongue that was sleek and flat, yet.. Stubby. "Kiss my metallic a**."  Cyrus stands from the table to clear his plate.

Amour growls and leaves the table, his plate in two halves on the table. But he ate most of his food.

"Well.. That happened." Mari giggles.

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The next morning, you woke up with Mari wrapped around you, his multiple arms tight around your waist. Was..

Was he biting your shoulder!?

"Mari, mari, get up!" You yell, pushing him, you hand putting pressure against his ribs.

Your cheeks burn as he let's out a slight moan before he opens his eyes and quickly let's go of you, falling on the floor.

"Oh sunflowers! I am so sorry! I was dreaming I was a chef again! Sorry! Sorry!" His face was burning gold as he quickly ran out of the room.

Oh no.. Were.. Were they having their seasonal session now too!? Even  Mari!? What the hell!?

Great.

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Can't you go anywhere without being cornered by hormonal skeletons!?

Honestly, the only ones acting normal were Romeo and Cyrus. Which was odd.. You were expecting the lust incarnate would be all over you, but he wasn't?

"Romeo... Are you not..." You trail off, to embarrassed to finish your sentence.

Romeo rolls on his side, facing you. "Oh sugar no. I'm always in that state of mind ~ I can restrain myself unlike someone..~" His magenta eyed trail to the bumblebee.

Mari glares at him. "Shut your pie hole! I don't know what's happening but you're face is making me angrier than usual!"

Mari covers his mouth. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to curse!"

So.. Mari just acted like an wasp who's nest just got hit with a stick.. Okay then.

Romeo just laughed. "Aww~ You're the angry type! Cute!"

Mari's eye twitches. "Shut up! Or else I'm going to freaking drill your throat!"

Cyrus never looked away from his hologram screen, seeming to be ordering something off Amazon.

Jasper's entire body was glowing pink instead of the usual purple, he floated around you anxiously. Fiddling with the pocket watch in his hands.

"Guys.. Where's Amour?" You look to Cyrus who didn't seem to be worried or care, teal iris's far too focused on the game he was playing to notice.

"Shouldn't we be concerned?"

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Amour was behind you sniffing your hair. "Hmm.. Cupcakes..~"

"What the f**k!?"

End...? These are fun to write. XD