This is a remake of his very first fanfic that was horrible. It was waaaay to short.. And why do I feel like Coby was much more pervy back then?

Btw: if the pic is there, his belt says Antidote pointing down to his crotch.. Don't worry I'mma ground him later.

Feel free to re-read his horrible pilot fanfic.. Then read this one. Its in the first oneshot book.

Bleh....

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You were an explorer, you loved taking pictures of treasures, ancient artifacts, anything really.

Which is what brings us here, you and your lazy crew so just you, went to explore this lost cave that was hidden in a pyramid.

It had been blocked off by villagers who feared the beast that apparently lived there. Whatever it was could stone anyone who looked into its eyes.

And it had a taste for women..

It would sneak out into the village and steal their belongings, jewels, gems, gold, money, it didn't matter as long as it was shiny or had value.

You tucked your phone into your satchel and jumped down the rope, the cave had a very steep edge.

You dusted off your shorts and turned on your flashlight, taking a turn around the corner in search of any artifacts.

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After dodging tons of booby traps, you found yourself in a very cold room filled with various things, holy grails, the floor covered in hills of gold, large diamonds thrown about randomly.

And.. Were those bodies!?

Around the room stood many armored men caked in stone, them stuck in battle poses or shielding poses... What were they shielding themselves from?

You took out your small camera off your belt and began to snap photos of the many things in the room. Who ever started this collection, was insane and loved shiny objects, or they were rich, or they stole it all.

Probably the last and first option.

Admiring the pictures you took, you failed to notice the eyes burning into the back of your head.

You sat on the floor to get a better angle of the throne covered in shed snakeskin, and that's when you heard hissing and a chuckle.

You quickly sat up, tucking your camera away instead taking out your pocket knife.

"Who's there?! Show yourself!" You command turning in many directions to look behind and all around you.

Another chuckle was heard and so was a rattle, like... A snake tail?

(Yep. Lamia coby your welcome)

You suddenly felt something wrap around your legs, coiling itself around you tightly.

"Well, well well... What do we have here? Fresh meat? Its-s-s not everyday when sssomeone just asks me to make their death quick.~" He hisses, based of the voice it was male.

His hands traced up your arms. "What a shame.. You really are quite a sssnack.. What are you doing here anyway?"

You tried to turn your head away, keeping your eyes from meeting his. "I'm just an explorer, I promise I wasn't going to steal anything! Please let me go!"

He laughs again and tightens his tail around your knees. "Well good, you really wouldn't want to get on my bad ssside sssugar."

You coughed at the tails tightness around your midsection. He just found your reaction amusing, he just leaned back and laughed at your pain.

"I sssaw you takin' picturesss... You like my collection? All these idiotsss thought they could take me down but nah. One look and.." He pounds his fists together. "Boom! Ya dead!"

You shivered at the coldness of his snake scales, you could tell how cold blooded he really was, the tail shined an emerald green, sparkling in the light of your fallen flashlight.

He shrugged his shoulders. "Don't worry though, I'm not gonna hurt ya." He suddenly drops you, tail catching you before you smacked your head into the coins.

He turned away from you while you caught your breath, you finally got a good look at him.

He was a skeleton with eleven vipers for hair, them biting each other or hissing, or just snoozing on his shoulders. One made you smile, it was a very light green with a pink bow. That one must have been female.

He was shirtless, hand on his chin in though, while his other arm dangled by his side. A few bandages wrapped around his arms and neck.

His tail was still around you, in a crescent shape just tapping against the floor.

The underbelly of the tail was a golden peach, you wondered if it was soft because you're weird.

"Why'd you spare me? I though you were this beast that killed everything on sight?" You asked him, rubbing your throat.

You heard him sigh as he turned back to you. His eyes closed.

"I don't hurt women, my mother raised me better.. Men are just a**holes who want to cut my head off.." He hisses, tail rattling.

You have him a sad look, you walked over to him and put a hand on his shoulder, he flinched from the touch, there must have been an old wound on his shoulder.

"Do... Do you need some help?" You ask him shyly, rubbing the wound softly.

He nods. "I'd appreciate that.. It doesn't ssseem like they're getting any better."

He laid on the floor, using his long tail as a pillow while you addressed his wounds with the medkit you carried on you at all times.

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He seemed much better after you cleaned out his old wounds, he was much or relaxed, as were the vipers.

Right now, you had his tail across your lap as you took out a few splinters from it. He hissed in pain but bit his finger to keep quiet.

"There we go! Good as new!" You smile, gently running your fingers down the scales of the tail.

Your watch went off and you turned to leave, only to have him wrap his tail around you again, pulling you into his embrace. "Please.. Don't leave yet..." He purrs.

You sigh with a smile and relax into his embrace.

He laid you on his make shift bed made form stolen silk, you laid in the middle while he wrapped his tail around you protectively, him laying across your lap head in his arms.

You pet his scaled head, the vipers petting themselves against your hands as he snored loudly.

End.

( I like this one much better than that old piece of crap)