This chapter is a joke or a crack fic idk I'm bored and thought of this while listening to my Romeo playlist.

(Love game from Lady gaga intensify as does a go hard meme dancing Romeo)

Inspired by an undertale comic dub that made me laugh harder than it should have. 

Written in script cuz I'm lazy.

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Since everyone was stuck inside, the Outcasts and Misfits decided to play a game. Thanks to Romeo bugging all of them until they said yes.

Creator sat on the couch with Mari in her lap, she was snuggling his floof.

Romeo: Alright, everyone ready?

Lockheart: This is f**king stupid.. Why are we doing this anyway?

Creator rolled her eyes.

Creator: Shut up grouchy a**, we're bored. Just enjoy it or I'm feeding you to Bryce.

....Lockheart went silent and plopped next to Romeo, crossing his arms and pouting.

Romeo snickers with a sh*t eating grin on his face, taking his phone out of his pocket.

Romeo: Alright, if you were a stripper at Neon lights, what would your stage name be?

Cupid had spit his drink all over him self and on Hallow.

Rip.

Fear had a blush on his cheeks, he was trying very hard to hide it in his sleeves.

Lockheart: Oh come on! What the f*ck? What kind of f**king game is this?

Coby was laughing and almost had fallen off the couch, Cyrus kicked him onto the floor.

Jasper: F**k this sh*t I'm out.

Jasper did a peace sign and floated through the ceiling to get away from.. Whatever the hell this was.

Romeo put his hand on his hip.

Romeo: C'mon, what's your stage names? 

He was trying not to laugh at Mari's oblivious face.

Mari: What's a stripper?

Creator put her hands where his ears would be.

Creator: Romeo Valentine! Not in front of the smol!

Romeo: Sorry mommy. Now, what's your stage names? I'm sure the fangirls are dying to know.

Cupid: Do I have to pick something?

Cupid stuffs his face in his scarf to cover his bubblegum blush.

Romeo: Yep, even you big bro. So, what's it gonna be?

Coby: What's yours?

Romeo: Sexy Cupid.

He says with a smirk, making Coby back down and scoot away from him.

Cupid let's out a sigh and crosses his arms, turning his skull with a blush.

Cupid: Bubblegum b*tch.

Hallow choked on the candy in his mouth while everyone else stared at him in shock from cursing.

Romeo snorted.

Romeo: Spicy~  I love it! How about the rest of you?

Mari had no idea what was happening, Creator hid him under her hoodie as she walked out of the room to join Jasper.

Cyrus: chick magnet.

Romeo almost fell from laughing so hard.

Romeo: Oh my god! Thats perfect! *wheeze* Oh Cyrus I love you even more!

Cyrus: And I still hate you.

Romeo: aww! Sweet!

Hallow: Candyman.

Hallow says with a wink, rolling his tongue across his cherry sucker, only making Cupid slap him.

Coby: King Cobra.

He says with a smirk, arms behind his head as he sprawled his legs on the coffee table.

He shook his hips for extra effect for the stage name.

Cupid: Eww! Inappropriate!

Coby just laughed and waved dismissively, a hand going through his 'hair'.

Amour: Deadly Desire.

Everyone's blood went cold at the sound of his voice. Amour just giggled and walked passed them silently.

After he had left, they all let out a sigh in relief that he didn't stab anyone yet.

Yet.

Romeo: Well, we're waiting~!

Fear sighs and stands with a navy blue blush.

Fear: I'm leaving.. This is.. Disgusting!

Romeo: Oh come on! What's your name love bug?

Fear pinches the bridge of his non nose.

Fear: Twister. Since I'm flexible... I'm going now...

Romeo chuckled and watched Fear quickly climb up the wall in a hurry to leave.

Lockheart hissed, cherry red blush on his cheeks, horns radiating heat.

Lockheart: Red hot.

Many of them laugh, though Romeo thought he heard the screams of fangirls but maybe that was just the kettle in the kitchen.

The horned angel stomps out of the living room to join Jasper and his mom. His face was still a burnt red by the time he left.

Romeo: Now that was Super spicy~! Alright pup its your turn!~

Asher's face burned a light orange.

Asher: Do I have ta?

Romeo nods with a sassy pose.

Romeo: Yep, I made Cupid! Now its your turn puppy dog!

Asher sighs, hiding behind his hair, tucking in his ears.

Asher: I don't know! This is embarrassing!

Romeo: ugh, you're no fun! Fine I'll pick it out my self.. Hmm.. How about. Lucky Charm?

Asher's cheeks burn a deep orange and he quickly runs out of the living room.

Romeo just laughs and falls out of his seat, his phone falling and hitting him in the face.

Creator facepalms. "I'm surrounded by idiots..."

End. Yeah.. I don't even know.. I'm bored.