Involves self shipping.. With my headcannon of HT sans. Idk I thought this would be funny.

Cupid stood at the railing, his frown and glare growing intense. "Ugh.. Its so weird.."

Five other skeletons sat on the railing with the same expressions.

"Vwhy him out of all AU's? Why not G or Ink?" Hallow asked, shoving Coby out of the way so he could see the floor below them.

Cupid face the vampire, taking out a small notebook out of his satchel. "Too many people are obsessed with G, and it scares Creator, and Ink is also overflowing with fangirls. She still hangs out with him though."

Cupid puts the book back and crosses his arms. "Do I make myself clear?"

Hallow nods. "Vwell, vwhat do we do about it? She gonna have us meet him.. I guess she wants our approval?"

Coby hissed. "Pfft. As if, no one is getting my approval!"

"That's because you're jealous.. That she doesn't see nothing in you but a son." Asher snickers.

"I will s-s-s stone you wolf boy!" Coby's eyes had purple flames coming from behind the shades.

"Wait.. What about the one with the bandanna?" Lock asked, standing between the Werewolf and Gorgon.

Cupid groaned facepalming. "She steals him all the time, but its not romantic. Besides, she only loves him when he's yandere."

"Red?"

"No, she thinks he's gross. She'll only listen to him talk, because she thinks his voice is sexy.. Its weird." Cupid puts a hand on his hip in annoyance.

"What about Red's brother? The edgy tall one?"

"Just cuz she pinches his butt means nothing." Cupid huffs. "You guys know nothing!"

Boots coming up the stairs pulls them out of their arguments, as Romeo stands at the top of the stairs. "What are you guys doing? She wants us all downstairs, her... 'Boyfriend' is here."

Jasper is suddenly behind him. "Were going to have a small dinner so we can all meet him."

They all look at each other then to them. "A dinner?"

"Yes. She wants us all on our best behavior, that means you Lockheart." Jasper smirks.

The fallen angel glares at the ghost. "What the f**k did I do!?"

Cupid ignored his twin and looked at Jasper, his eyes dull of concern. "What about Amour?"

Everyone fell silent, as their blood ran cold.. Shivers going down their spines.

"I---...." Jasper started but closed his jaw in fright, when the angel of blood suddenly appeared.

Amour had his arms chained behind his back, the handcuffs preventing his hands from becoming trigger happy.

"What about me?" His quiet voice croaked, making everyone's hearts stop.

My he was quiet wasn't he? Far too quiet for anyone's liking...

"Well.. If no one is going to say anything.. Dinner is ready." He nodded his head with a small smile, and he was gone just like that.

Many skeletons sighed and followed the one that everyone feared the most.

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Multiple skeletons stood in a orderly fashioned line, in order, all their arms behind their backs, they all starred internally at the large male that stood next to their small creator.

"And these are my morons. Morons, meet Teddy, aka Horrortale sans." She smiles with her hand out to the bara in the room.

Teddy felt his smile fall, when each of them sent a judgmental glare to him. None even made a move to shake his hand.

Lockheart turned his harsh gaze to his creator, his gaze only softening with his eyes on her. "I'm not calling him dad.. Ever.. Even if theres a fire!"

She giggled. "LH, I don't expect you to. He's just my boyfriend, not my husband."

The tension in the room was so thick, you could cut it with a knife...

Don't give Amour any more ideas.

After some awkward silence..

"Okay.. Let's eat!" Creator smiled and took Teddy's hand, making Asher growl like a protective dog.

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"Sooo.. Hun tells me that you're all her.. Son's? How does that even work?" Teddy asked, overlooking the skeletons at the table.

Creator blushed a little, looking to side. "Well.. Cupid came to me in a dream, I've taken care of him since then. Then I learned he had other personalities stuck in his body, so I gave them their own bodies, thus making them quads."

"Oh." Teddy sent her a smile then turned his gaze to Amour, who was sitting extremely close to his girlfriend.

"Uh.. What about the others though?"

Hallow  narrowed his eyes. "Vwhy do you vwant to know so badly? Its none of your business." He hisses.

Asher bared his teeth, the blood from his steak making him look feral. "I agree. Why do you give a shite? Leave the lass alone.. She doesn't have to tell you fooking everything!"

Creator sighed and slammed her fist on the table. "Asher! Hallow! Stop it! He's just asking, frankly a lot of people ask me that, and I'm fine with answering it."

Asher folded his ears and wiped his mouth.

Hallow crossed his arms.

Teddy swallowed and looked at her again. "Hun, its alright. They're just being protective. I get it."

She sighs. "I know, but I don't want them to be a**holes. That's Lockhearts job."

"Damn right it is." Lock nodded with a smirk.

Amour suddenly spoke up. "Teddy right? You're from... Horrortale right? You're.. Not gonna hurt her are you?"

Teddy shook his head. "Nah, I wouldn't hurt her at all. Sure my au might be a hell hole, but she mostly stays in the house while I hunt."

Amour nodded, thinking quietly. "Good because If you were going to or.. If you did.. I can make you go missing, without a trace." He giggles.

Teddy nervously tapped his fingers against the table. "Heh..um.."

Fear glared at him, venom ran down his teeth, and he wiped it off with his napkin, burning it.

"Aren't you part of that villain group?" Fear asked through gritted teeth.

"Yeah, but she's perfectly safe. If anything she scares nightmare." Teddy chuckles, making the girl across from him blush.

"Have you guys done anything yet?" Coby blurted out.

Romeo snickered at this, covering his mouth while he laughed.

"That's.. Kinda personal.. Don't cha think?" Teddy asked, face turning a tad red.

"I'm just asking!" Coby yelled, tapping his foot while irritated, under the table.

Creator facepalmed. "Coby.. Oh my god..no! We haven't! I'm not like Romeo on a first date!"

Romeo frowned, clearly offended.

"Even if we did, I wouldn't tell you." Teddy said, a cocky grin on his face.

Amour snapped and stood up, kicking Teddy in the shin with a boot blade. "You're disgusting, our mother is a beautiful flower, and we don't want your filthy hands ruining her!"

Teddy groaned in pain, holding his wounded leg, blood had sprayed on the floor.

Creator grabbed the med kit and attended to his wound, ignoring her creations.

"Great job! Go to your rooms. Now!" She yells.

They all ran out of the room, Asher had his tail tucked between his legs.

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Cupid looked at his Creator who was cuddling her injured boyfriend, baby-ing him.

Cupid sighed and faced the others. "Guys, can you at least be happy for her? She's never gonna get a real life boyfriend, all she does is write and listen to asmr boyfriend audios."

A few of them signed while the others nodded. "Fine."

Cupid smiled. "Good, now you don't have to like him. Feel free to hate him all you want."

They all grinned. "YAY!"

Cupid giggled as they all ran out of the hall, once they were gone he looked at his notebook again. "Hmm.. I wonder who else I can set her up with?"

He takes out a pen and disappears into his room, locking the door behind him.