"So you picked up the phone."

"Wow, Mina, why are you obssessed with me? Like give me some space, you're suffocating me here."

"You're the actual worst. I'm hanging up now."

"Mina! Wait! No I didn't mean it! I take it all back! I'm sorry!"

"Goodnight Parker."

"You know, if you did stalk me, you would totally be my favourite stalker of all time."

"You're ridiculous."

"And yet you keep coming back for more, don't you?"

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it still counts as a double update you know!