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I knock off at 4:30, I've just gotten into my car on my way to Food Lovers, how organic is everything there I love it well now I'm listening to Go by Cat Burns, I don't relate to the song but I relate on behalf of abo dade whose hearts have been turned into imvuthu ye weetbix oe! Eyy futhi amadoda, lol!

I drive into the shopping center and get into the Grocery Store get what I want and stand in the line, this is why I would go in that 60min app anytime but ke aksenani, mangithi?emuva kwam ngizwe ngathi ngya'sindelwa there's this MAN whose aura I can feel and yep I look behind me and he's standing right here, Haibo! zi'ngane za'kwethu yaze yayintle le'ndoda oe but let me keep my cool, I swear I just fell in love 'Olo khuzeka' says my inner judgy ego, 'uhhg shut it, please','TELLER 4' says the store intercom oops I was day dreaming, I get to the till offload my things from my trolley, Haibo! qham'shuthu hayi ngise'hlane nayi indoda? He's offloading he's groceries with mine, I hope he knows I'm not paying for his shit.
ME:askies bhuti ngya'xolisa but what are you doing?
HIM:hayi, nami ng'xolise mama kodwa I'll pay for both our groceries
uze'uya sineka, yazini it's fine let me keep quiet I'll let him have he's spotlight but I'm not entertaining this I'm way too tired for this shit and ain't no way am I saying thank you,what? don't look at me like that angim'celanga yoh!
And this cashier is having a field day with my misery right now, mxm suka!
she packs away our things coz now they've gotten them mixed uhhg, c'mon.I grab my trolley and leave him there and model my way to my car if uyaz'funa uzo'yenza kahle ang'landele.

I open my boot and try taking out what's his and put them aside and he follows and I take what's mine and all of this I'm doing silently he's watching me, he calls he's security to come get he's things, yoh unemali lo, SECURITY ihaba bandla elani? I close my boot he takes the empty trolley to give the car guard, well I'm a good person and say "Ngya'bonga" I open my door and this idiot closes my door,WTF?
"Ouch ,izipho lami!"i exclaim!
"I'm sorry but would you be kind enough to give me your number?"
I size him,up and down, actually,i will.
"Yes,if it makes you leave me alone."
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