Dr. Eggman's Tomato Sauce

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A/N:

kay, now i skipped 3 episodes, lmao! but that's because, one, i'm a lazy butt, and two, i couldn't find any place to put Y/N. But other than that disappointment,...

i hope you all enjoy <3.

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"Tails! We're heading off to Meh Burger! Wanna come along?" Sonic asked his two-tailed friend, as the yellow fox stood under the wing of his plane, probably fixing it or something. "I'm installing an awesome speaker system in my baby." Tails responded, making you raise an eyebrow.Β 

"Baby?"

"Well, yeah! I made it!

"Hmm, makes sense."

Tails took out a small remote and smiled at the group. "Check it out!" and with a flip of a switch, the plane's speakers blasted out rock music, having it move side to side a little bit. Despite how awesome it looked, Amy spoke up. "You spend way too much time with that plane!"

"It's like he loves it~" Knuckles teased, wrapping an arm around Tail's shoulders as he continued.Β 

"Do you love your plane, Tails? Do you looove it~?--"

"I do." Tails spoke bluntly.

"Oh-, that took the wind right out of my sails--" Knuckled frowned, backing up from the two-tailed fox.Β 

"Well, if you guys will excuse me." Tails began as he walked towards the side of his plane and placed his hand on it. "It's time for her propeller-to-tail fuselage massage!"

"Ooookay, Now, that's just nuts. We're getting you out of here!" Sticks cringed at the sight of that, and you took Tails by the hand and began to walk towards the village.Β 

As the others were a little bit ahead of you and Tails, chatting about who knows what, you felt Tails slip out of your grasp.

"Tails!" You whisper yelled to your friend and chased him into his workshop, where you can see him gather tools and place them in his toolbox. "What are you doing?" You asked as you walked over to his yellow toolbox.

"Packing some of my broken tools so I can find more at the store for my plane."

"Amy's right, I know you love all your inventions, but you have a very unhealthy relationship between yourself and that plane."Β 

Tails just shrugged at you, making you sigh and shake your head.Β 

Soon, both of your's and Tails' wrists began to buzz.

"Yo!" You answered, and chuckled nervously when you heard Amy's voice.

"Where did you and Tails go?" You looked at Tails to see him still packing his toolbox. "We're at Tails' workshop. We we're just on our way!-" You answered, but a gust of wind almost blew you off your feet as you looked over to see Sonic sit on the desk.

"You NEED to quit scaring me like that- I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE DOING THAT ON PURPOSE!" You cried as the blue hedgehog grinned at you.


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"It's been hours since I ate that sauce and I feel fine!" Sonic explained after telling the story between Eggman and that tomato sauce. Tails wanted to run a few tests, so he asked Sonic to head back and grab some more cans, and that's how we ended up here.Β 

"Find anything on your end?" He asked, and you shrugged. "Tails and I tested for acidity, radioactivity, arsenic. old lace, and mind-control serum. It comes up clean every time we double test." You told your blue friend.

"What about brain-itis? Did you check for that?" Knuckles asked. "For the last time, Knuckles. There's no such thing as brain-itis..." Tails sighed, tired of repeating the same thing over to Knuckles.Β 

"Then how do you explain!"

You sighed loudly, sliding down the wall of the workshop and held your legs to your chest. Amy sighed and looked over to Sonic. "I hate to say it, but um, maybe Eggman really has changed?"

"Ha! We're talking about...Eggman, right? I-I mean...OUR Eggman? That man is a walking trap! Maybe we're not thinking smart enough." You explained as you walked back over to the group and took a can of tomato soup and examined it like a doctor.Β 

The gang decided to try and ignore Eggman and his tomato phase, but it was hard because this 'phase' was turning into Sonic's living nightmare. As he and you were taking a stroll around the village, you bumped into Eggman, who signed an autograph for a kid who Sonic thought was running to him, but he ran right past the blue animal.Β 

"Hey, Tails! Get thi--" Sonic stopped talking into his communicator as he began to spark and flicker. "Looks like your communicator needs an upgrade. I can fix it, but we need some of Tails' tools,." You told your friend, who groaned. "Nothing's going right today!


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As you and Sonic entered Tails' workshop, you saw a line of the others by a lab desk. "What's going on? Y/N needs some of Tails' tools for she can fix my communicator." Sonic placed his hands on his hips as you and he stood behind Knuckles. "Hey, get in line, dudes! First, Tails has to fix my headphones!"

"And my ancient artifact analyzer!" Amy added, smiling at her three friends.

"And my magic light-tube!" Sticks finished. "Magic light-tube?" You questioned and made an 'ooh!' sound when he revealed her 'flashlight' to you. Soon Tails walked toward them with a frown. "Sorry guys, I'm having problems of my own. My plane's been acting kinda funny. I've been working on her all night..." He placed a drill in his toolbox as he spoke.Β 

"Maybe you just need a break?" Amy stated as she picked up a nearby can of Eggman's Tomato Sauce and smiled. "Let's eat lunch, then you can get back to the repairs!" Sonic groaned, snatching the can out of the pink hedgehog's hands and placing it back on the countertop.Β 

"Ugh! Can we go to Meh Burger, instead? I'm sick of that stuff!"

"Meh!"

With one last look at the workshop, you could've sworn you saw something move. As you were about to check it out, Amy's voice stopped you.

"Hey, Y/N/N? Are you coming?"Β 

"I-uh...Yeah!"


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"Mmm! How do they do it!" Sonic praised the burger he just took a bite out of, and as it was on cue, Dave walked by. "The secret ingredient is Meh-onnaise." He winked, and you shook your head. "Go figure."

All of a sudden, the TV on the pole turned on, to show Comedy Chimp.

"Welcome back to a very special edition of The ComedyΒ  Chimp Show! Live from Dr. Eggman's evil lair!" Comedy Chimp spoke, showing Eggman sitting beside him. "Thanks for having me, CC!"

Sonic immediately groaned. "Oh, you've gotta be kidding!

"So, Dr. Eggman," Comedy Chimp continued, "You were a successful...super-villain. Why switch to a celebrity chef?"

The rest went on as a normal interview until he started trash talking about Sonic.Β 

"And what's the deal with his haircut?" Eggman laughed.

"Okay, that's enough!" Sonic tried to switch the channel, but it was on every single TV network.

"I feel like I'm getting attacked by a blue pineapple!"

That caused you to snicker as you took a bite of your burger, as Sonic glared at you as he returned to his seat. Meanwhile, Knuckles was laughing his head off.Β 

"Burn! Ha-ha! Y'know, cause your head has those pointy things on it." He showed by using his hands to create the shape of Sonic's quills on top of his own head.Β 

Sonic just rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.Β 

"Now, I'm told you have a very special announcement for our viewers at home!" Your focus returned to the screen. "That's right, CC--"

"I can't with the CC!" You whined, covering your ears, but Tails shook you as his eyes were locked to the screen, once you looked up you gasped.Β 

"You see, in just as few short weeks I've gotten cans of Eggman's Tomato Sauce into every home and business in town. But Sonic and his friends assumed I poisoned the sauce! Can you believe that?!"

"That's just--bananas!"

"I know right? My sauce was never tainted--it was the CANS they should have looked out for!"

"That's great--wait, what?"

That got your attention.Β 

"While you all had your backs turned, my cans have taken control of all of your electrical devices!"

Tomato cans soon came to life? They had eyes, and 4 legs to crawl around. This caused you and the gang to rocket up from your seats, and get to work.Β 

"Watch it!" Dave's voice filled the area, causing you to look over to find the cash resistor rocket coins at him.Β 

"I bruise like a delicate peach!"

You took out your weapon and smashed it to bits, winking at Dave as a 'your welcome'. You looked back outside of Meh Burger to find more electronics come to life and chasing villagers around. Sonic dashing by you soon distracted you, and you ran after him, lining up with the others.

"They all laughed when I said our appliances would turn against us! Well, who's laughing now?!" Sticks yelled, and Sonic looked over to the feral badger. "You?" Sticks glared at the hedgehog. "Why would I be laughing? This isn't funny--you got a sick sense of humor!"Β 

"Let's do this," Knuckled smirked as he began to smash nearby electronics that charged at the group.Β 

"Take this you robo-trash!" Sticks yelled as she destroyed a good group of robots, and you landed beside her after getting hit by a record player.

Bizzare...yes, I know.

"Wait--" You spoke as Sticks helped you up. "If all the cans took control of the electronics, wouldn't that mean---"

"No, it can't be!" Tails cried, looking up with terror. Looking up, your thoughts were sadly true. Tails' plane was seen fly above, under the control of the cans. Claws under the plane appeared and soared down towards the gang.

"Run!" Tails shouted, and you didn't have to be told twice.Β 

You were all now away from the village, and Tails plane followed.Β 

"Tails, we gotta destroy that plane!" Sonic yelled.

(wow. brutal- PFFT!)

"No, we can't! Let me talk to her! I know I can reason with her!" Tails begged, as he climbed a rock, and waved his hands in the air as he began to try and get his plane's attention.Β 

"Plane! It's me, Tails! Remember all the good times we've had together?"

As flashbacks began to play, you looked over to Sonic to see him wipe some tears. You tilted your head in confusion and cocked an eyebrow.Β 

"What?" He asked you bluntly.

"Your such a dork-" You smirked.

Sonic smirked back, as Amy, Knuckles, Sticks, and Tails all shrugged. The young fox shook his head and came back to the topic. "You guys go and stop Eggman! I'm gonna stay here and save my plane!"

As Sonic nodded, he and the others ran to get Eggman's lair, but before he followed he looked back to his two-tailed friend and smiled.

"Good luck!" And ran off.Β 


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"Uh- This is a closed set, you know!" Eggman yelled, watching Sonic, you, Amy, Sticks, and Knuckles made it to his lair. "Sorry about the lack of professionalism around here!" Eggman apologized to Comedy Chimp, who was tied to a chair.Β 

"Show's over, Eggface!" Sonic smirked.

"So you think that show's over, huh? Well, I beg to differ!" Eggman grabbed a remote, pushed a button and evil tomato can's appeared and began to jump on each other to create a larger robot.Β 

"Oh, now I get it!" Sonic grumbled as you grinned.Β 

"You just got it?"Β 

"Fight first, Talk later, Y/N!" Sonic yelled as he charged toward the robot. The gang follows his actions.

As Knuckled fought, he paused to take a sip of the sauce in the cans.Β 

"Could you please not do that?" Sticks asked, glaring at the echidna.Β 

"You should try it! Lair-grown spices really make a difference!" He smiled, the two soon going back to battling after seeing Amy get whacked into you after getting smashed by the robot. After getting back up, Amy used her hammer to smash the foot of the robot, and Sonic spin-dashed his arm off.

He landed beside Eggman, who was in his Eggmobile.Β 

"Not bad for a blue pineapple." He smirked as Eggman grumbled.

"Knuckles! Gimme a boost!" Sticks shouted, and Knucled obeyed as he lifts Sticks and threw her towards the robot. She used her boomerang and used the end to stab the face of it, and pulled. Ripping off the head as she toppled over and landed on her back with the head of the robot following her.

Sonic smiled, reaching an arm out for the girl, who took it and stood up, all the eyes going onto the robot, who stood back up, the head repairing itself back on the robot.Β 

"Oh, for the love of--"

"Ha-ha! Face it, you blue-haired blockhead! I've got this thing in the bag!" Eggman smirked.

"Don't you mean 'can?'" You laughed at your own joke. Eggman growled.Β 

"Don't interrupt me while I'm praising myself! Victory for Eggman!" He raised his arm in the air as he cheered, but soon Tails plane was seen fly above his head, and Tails leaned out and snatched the remote right out of Eggman's grasp with his yellow laser rope.Β 

"Did somebody call for backup!" Tails smirked.

"Hey! Give that back!" Eggman cried.Β 

With a press of a button, the robot soon dismantled itself, declaring victory for team Sonic.

"You may have won this round. But no matter!" As Eggman flew up to the roof, he never saw you sit beside a recording camera. "I've got a warehouse full of thousands more of these evil robotic cans of sauce." He began to cackle until he locked eyes with you, who was leaning against the camera. You smirked and wiggled your fingers you waved.Β 

Eggman sighed.

"Probably shouldn't have said that all on TV."


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