"No one can stop me from turning every coconut on this island into deadly explodo-nuts, thanks to my fiendish sider-bombs." Upon hearing these words, you sighed. Here we go again with another dumb reason to plan an attack by Dr. Eggman, forcing you to stop at your day to just relax. 

Watching Sonic pick up a coconut that was beeping the color red, he spoke. "Is it just me or have Eggman's plan's gotten a little weird?" He tossed the coconut in the air just in time before it exploded. Tail's used a large log to destroy one as well before it had time to explode. "Exploding spider-bot coconuts? No, it's not just you." Tail's snapped. 

Actually having fun with these coconuts. You and Sonic threw them in the air, Amy using her hammer to knock them away, and you used logs as well to destroy them. "It's psychological." Amy began, watching Eggman get hit with a coconut from her hammer she knocked to him. 

"The spider-bots are a cry for help and the coconuts indicate mother issues." 

"I do not have mother issues" Eggman growled. 

This went on for a few more moments before the sound of a clock alarm could be heard. Out of her pocket, Amy took out an alarm clock. "Darn it! Y/N and I promised Stick's a girl's night out to the volcano!" 

"Uh- we did what now?" You asked, unsure of what she was talking about. "Can we wrap this up?" Amy asked. 

"Just as it was getting good.." Sonic sighed.

You all ended the battle, with Eggman having the defeat as always. And Amy grabbed your wrist, dragging you along with her towards Stick's burrow. 

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"Come on, Sticks and Y/N! The volcano won't be open all night!" Amy smiled, helping you pack your bag with....junk! "Amy, it's the middle of the day! We'll be fine!" You reasoned.

"The volcano closes?" Stick's asked as she stood in front of the mirror. 

"It's an expression," Amy said.

"Of what?"

"I don't know! 'It's an expression' is just an expression!" Amy snapped out of nowhere, making you flinch, but roll your eyes. Closing your bag and sat beside Amy. Stick's stared at the pink hedgehog with a cocked eyebrow. 

"Come on, getting ready is half the fun of going out! What do you have in your purse?" She asked, taking her own purse from beside her and showed the badger. 

"Purse?" Stick's questioned?

"A girl needs the essentials." Amy smiled. 

"Cab fare, lip balm, mirror." She began to list the objects in her purse, before taking out a photo of Sonic, making you raise an eyebrow. She saw and laughed. 

"Picture of a friend that you have no romantic interest in."

"Purse! Right!" Stick's beamed, running to the back of her burrow, and soon all you and Amy could hear was clanging and banging. You and Amy made eye contact and bolt to the back. 

"Stick's, are you ok?" You asked, running to the room only to stop dead in your tracks and stare. 

"Oh no!" Amy cried, seeing the mess in the room. Stick's could be seen digging through the cluttered mess and you were just shocked. You knew she was messy but this is amazing!

"Purse is around here somewhere." Stick's spoke. 

"Stick's! You're a pack-rat!" Amy cried, and Stick's stopped searching to face both her friends. "No, I'm not.." She paused for a moment. 

"A pack rat's some kind of dance, right?" You chuckled nervously, while Amy facepalmed. 

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"Thanks for helping with Stick's yard sale." Amy smiled to the gan, as they came walking out with boxes with Stick's belongings and onto a table outside her burrow. You helped by bringing out boxes of junk along with Tails. 

"We all know she's a packrat, but together we can beat it! Right, Stick's?"

"I don't think-"

"Right!" Amy cut her off, smiling with her hands on her hips. 

Meanwhile, you held a large box of what, bones? Whatever they were, they were heavy as heck! Without noticing, you tripped over your shoelace, making you fall face-first to the dirt, dropping the box from your hand. 

"Y/N!" Amy cried, running over to her and stared down at you, looking like a disappointed mother. "Look at the mess you've made!" 

"Oh, no I'm fine. Thank you for caring about me so much." You said, rolling your eyes. Standing up, Amy told you to clean the mess. She walked back to the tables, where Sonic waited for her when he spoke up. 

"Amy, do you think maybe you're being a little too take charge?"

"I'm only doing what anyone would do for a friend who's pathetic snd hopeless." She responded.

You let out a grunt as you placed down a box on the table by both Amy and Stick. 

"Hey, hey!" Stick's growled, upon hearing Amy's words. "Let the yard sale begin!" Amy smiled, blowing into a loud whistle, making all-around cover their ears. "Y/N! I told you to clean up the mess!"

"Nope, not to take charge at all." Sonic said with sarcasm. 

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The yard surprisingly went well. Customers from all over the village came and went, with some of Stick's belongings. "How much for this stick beehive? " A beaver asked, and you were about to answer, until Stick's shouted. "I can't sell that! My great-aunt gave it to me!"

"Then how much is this cow skull?" The beaver asked.

"No! That's where I keep my stick beehive!" Stick's yelled.

Amy and you shared glances.

"How about this wad of moss?"

"Not that moss!" Stick's shouts, taking it from the table. "If you look at it sideways under a full moon it looks like Y/N..." You gave a 'what-the-heck' look to the badger. "With two noses and a beard." She finished.

Y/N growled and pushed Stick's out of the way and Amy chuckles nervously "5 bucks for all of it!" 

The beaver soon walked away with the wad of moss, the cow skull, and the stick beehive all in one bag. As Amy was counting the money, and you were away helping the others with the sale, Stick's growled. "Just breathe."

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"When this is over, you will feel so much better!" Amy smiled, as she walked back from Stick's burrow, she held a wooden surfboard. "A clean house is a happy house! Now how much should we charge for that old surfboard I found?" Upon hearing these words, Stick's eyes widened. "Wait. Old surfboard made of hardest wood blocking the portal with the evil frog skull on it?" Stick's panicked.

Amy responded with a 'yea, why?' and when they heard you shout. "AMY!!" they both ran in the burrow, to see you block the same door you saw Amy take the surfboard from as it began to push. Stick's came to help. "This is the cave of the evil froglodytes. That surfboard was there to keep it shut!" 

You, Amy, and Stick's flew back when the cave door swung open and revealed frog-like people with large spears. 

"Oh, Whoops."

You let out a scream when you felt one of the hands of the froglodytes grasp your ankle. You kicked them in the face and you three again tried to block them from escaping. 

"Sonic!" Amy cried.

Soon enough, Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles came running inside the burrow. "What's going on?" He asked. "Amy took down the surfboard, which was the only way from protecting us from the hordes of froglodytes invading the very bowels of this world!" Stick's yelled and all Amy could say was 'my bad.'

"Now, your talking!" Sonic laughed, only to have Amy glare at him. "I-I mean the whole invading horde thing, not you screwing up..." He laughed nervously, soon jumping into action, helping by knocking down the frogs that came through, along with the help of Knuckles and Tail's. 

"Whatever you got for that surfboard Amy, it was totally worth it!' Knuckles said with some sarcasm. "Well, here's the only thing between us and a horde of evil monsters. I'll just sell that for 3 bucks!" You screamed, making Amy groan. "Cos a clean home is a happy home!" Stick's said. 

"Ok, I get it!" Amy snapped.

"Uh- I could use a little help here?" Sonic asked, pushing back at some froglodytes. 
"That is, is you guys are done making fun of Amy, who, by the way, totally deserves it!" 

Just as they were all gone, you felt something grab you by your ankle. "Ew!! It's all slimy!" You gag, before letting out a yelp as you were thrown to the ground and into the cave. 

"Y/N!" 

That was all you heard when the door closed. Stick's tried to jump after for you, only to have the cave door shut, locking them out...for now.

 Stick's growled, banging on the door to open it.

"The froglodytes took her!" Tail's cried. 

"What do we do now?" Amy asked, only to have Knuckles laugh. "Ha! Blame you?" 

"After that!"

"We go in and rescue her!" Sonic said confidently. "I wish my hyper-exo-mataphier was finished." Tail's said with a small whine. "Look, I'm sure you'll find all the parts you need we've got a whole junkyard of stuff here!"

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You glared the froglodyte who was in front of you. You were tied to some rope, with some rope over your mouth as you were laid down on a rock table. Other froglodytes were in the back, bowing as one of the frogs spoke. 

"O great Froggymandias, accept this humble sacrifice. Really humble. Scrawny, actually." You rolled your eyes and tried to break free from the rope's strong grip. "We've been stuck down here for so long, you'll take anything!"

You look up to see he was talking to a large frog-like statue. It was silent, until he spoke to you. "Have you anything to say before you are sacrificed, o wretched soul?" 

He removed the rope from your mouth, only for you to quickly bit his finger having him yelp in pain. The other froglodytes gasped as seeing this. Having the rope lose, you jumped at the frog-like ruler and placed his arm behind his back, twisting it. Pinning him to the ground.

"You messed with the wrong A/N, ya slimy little jerk!" You snarled.

 "There's one of you and.... oh let's see." He paused for a moment, counting to himself. "one, two....a bazillion of us!"

"Uh, sir." One frog spoke up. "Og is home sick.."

"A bazillion minus one of us." The ruler sighed. "What chance do you think you have?"

Soon, beside them, a coconut could be seen land on the ground "Hey, I know that coconut!" You smile, looking up to see the gang with.....weapons from Stick's home? Well, you live with what you have I guess.

"Give us back our friend!" Sonic declared. 

The froglodytes took action, and through their spears. Sonic shouts. 

"Couch!"

Knuckles soon used the couch on his wrist that he tied to as a shield and when the spears were all fired, he took the couch and threw it to the group of frogs. "I knew these things would come in handy!" Amy cheered. 

"No you didn't- Let's get 'em!" Sonic interrupted.

They all sprung into action, and you tried your best to hold the fog down, but he broke free, throwing you into a wall as he ran out of your sight. 

Your head hit the hard concrete wall, making you black out after trying to fight back until your body gave out. 

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You were awoken by the sound of a loud kazoo in your ear, making you scream as you bolted up looking from left to right. You were ack in Stick's burrow, with Sick's grinning as she threw her kazoo in the air, catching it. 

"What happened?" You asked as Stick's helped you up as you were still a bit doozy from the hit, holding your head for support. "Amy almost made you a sacrifice for the froglodytes, but don't worry, the only thing you'll be sacrificed for is when I need someone to help me escape from aliens..."

You blinked a few times but had them pull out of the burrow. "I don't know about you guys, but I need a trip to the volcano." Stick's smiled, as Amy grinned. "Really? Great!" Amy took your hand without even caring you allowed them to drag you to..

"Where are we going again?" You asked as you walked into a tree bark that Amy accidentally made you walk into.

Sonic watched you three walk off. "Will she be ok?" Tail's asked and Sonic just shrugged. 

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"Mine went farthest before t melted!" Amy cheered as both her and Stick's threw rocks n the volcano where there was some lave, but at a far distance to the girls.  

"No! Minw went farthest before it melted!" Stick's protested. 

"No, Mine did!!"

"Y/N, you weren't even playing-" Amy said bluntly. 

"YOUR SO MEEEAN!" You cried, 

Stick's looked at Amy as twisted her finger to her head, showing her that Y/N is crazy and probably needs to see a doctor.