Can An Evil Genuis Crash On Your Couch For A Few Days?

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It was late at night and you, Sonic, and Tails were at Tails' shack for the night. You were passed out on the couch, Tails was on another and near your couch, there was Sonic asleep. There was a lot of bickering, but you fought for your spot on the couch and Sonic finally agreed to sleep on the floor.Β 

There was a storm outside, and it was windy. Some branches hit the windows.Β 

Durning your slumber, you heard faint knocking. It soon got louder, but not loud enough to wake you up. Sonic, on the other, wasn't so lucky, seeing how he let out a snort as he awoke. Hearing the knocks on the door was much clearer. He groaned, standing up and zipping to the door. And he was displeased when he saw the face of Eggman.Β 

"Hi!" He introduced in a cheery voice.

"What do you want?" Sonic asked, tired as heck seeing how it's 4 in the morning. "First of all," Eggman began. "Thank you for answering the door at such a late hour. I realize what an inconvenience this must be"

"Get to it, Eggface!" Sonic snapped.

"Well, I need your help!"

"You need my help?"

"Yes! My sinister island lair, ya know, the ultra-tech stronghold where I hatch my diabolical schemes to eliminate you." Sonic's eyes narrowed as he looked t Eggman. "It was destroyed in the storm. I was hoping I could...crash with you and Tails for a few days until my robots rebuild it? Please! Don't strand me out in this wilderness." He begged at Sonic's feet. Sonic let out an annoyed sigh.Β 

"Well, you could certainly use a roof over your head," Sonic said, before taking a whiff and making a cringe face. "And a bath."

Glaring at the mustachio man, he cocked an eyebrow up. "But how do I not know you won't capture me, Tails or Y/N while were asleep?" He asked, and Eggman gave the blue hedgehog a questioning look. "Who's this Y/N?"Β 

"Me!"

You could be seen walking over to the door with your baggy eyes as you rubbed them, yawning. "I'm Y/N." You said in your tired voice. Eggman looked at you up and down, before saying. "I promise I will not harm you, your fox friend, nor this 'Y/N' girl. I didn't even bring any weapons. Here, check my pants." He offered, but Sonic stopped him in an instant. "No, no, no. It's okay. I believe you. But it's only for a few nights and it's just you?" Asked Sonic, and Eggman nods. "Just me!" Now he walks in with..... two of his robots, one cube-shaped and one sphere-shaped. The cube one was yellow and the sphere one was red, and they both walked in behind Eggman.Β 

"And Orbot and Cubot of course. They're family."

Sonic snarls as he slammed the door shut, having the risk of waking Tails. But luckily he was sound asleep. "This is gonna be a loooooong week." You grumble, heading back to your couch with Sonic following close behind.


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The next morning came and the sunlight shone from the windows of Tail's shack. You woke up to the sound of Sonic opening the front door and the voice from three other mobains, two girls and one male. Opening your eyes you saw a pink hedgehog, just like Sonic nut a bot shorter, but she had shorter quills. She had emerald eyes and wore a red and white dress. Again, more gloves were worn on her hands and some bandages were worn on her torso.

The second one was tall, red and white with white bandages wrapped around his lower arms as well around his gloves. And he had bright red long locks that seem to flow more than Sonic's quills.

The last one was what you assumed was a badger with the colors brown and orange which was shown with some bright blue eyes. It also wore Hawaiin-ish clothing, and they were the only animal that was not wearing gloves!

The smiles on their faces dropped, aside from Sonic's when they, and you, heard someone yawn. They soon changed into battle stances when they saw Eggman walk out of the room wearing a pink onesie.

"Eggman!?" The red one asked/cried out.Β Β 

"Oh, hey gang!" He smiled with a small wave. "Didn't know you were all coming so early. I'm still in my evil pajamas. They have a trapdoor in the back!"

"What's he doing here?"

"We have a truce." Sonic began as he set himself on the couch where you were seated. The sudden change made you jump, but you calmed down and cowered under the sheets. Getting comfortable once more.

"Tails is letting him stay here until his lair is rebuilt." He groaned. Next to you, Eggman sat down on the couch, placing his feet up on the coffee table. "Ahem. Where's my sandwich and eggs benedict?" He called out, and soon Tail's head could be seen popping out from the kitchen.Β 

"Coming! Coming!"

He speeds walks toward the man with a plate. He placed it down in front of the man and Eggman leaned forward to examine the food, only to groan in disgust.

"I asked for egg whites! This is yellow! See the yellow? I'm trying to watch my cholesterol! And this salmon is farm-raised! What is this prison?!"Β 

Tails turned and frowned at you. "I'm sorry Y/N. What was it that you wanted?" He asked, rubbing his eyes.Β 

"It's ok Tails. I'm not hungry anymore." You smile innocently at him, making him smile a bit back.

"It's all some evil plot man!" The badger narrows her eyes. "First he lures us in with some terrible roommate hooey, but then wham! Out comes this fifty-foot fall Obliterator Bot!" However, when she saw you, she snarled. "Scratch that! Maybe he'll use that freakish robot stranger!"

All eyes soon go on you.

"Whoa, I'm no robo-freak!" You say, waving your hands in the air.

"That's what they all say!" She narrowed her eyes and looked directly at you. "First they all act normal and friendly, until boom! TheyΒ annihilate ya before you even have the chance to blink! We have to get outta here!" She shrieks, tugging on the red animal's arm.Β 

"Sonic what is this good-looking A/N doing here? I mean- not- not that I care......just who is she?" Asked the pink hedgehog, pointing a finger towards you. "Gang, meet Y/N. Y/N meet the gang. Amy, Knuckles, and Sticks."

Β Sonic spoke, placing a hand on your shoulder, and motioned towards the three.Β 

"Ah, well! Hello there, Y/N. Nice to meet you." Amy smiled, shaking your hand when Sonic moved back to sit on the couch. "Nice to meet you as well, Amy."

"Hey there." Knuckles waved, making you wave back.

"Hey!"

Sticks stayed silent. Glaring at you, until yelping when Amy nudged her rib. "Ow! UGH- NIce to meet you at Y/N.." She crossed her arms over her chest.

"Don't worry, she'll love ya eventually.." Sonic whispered in your ear, making you smile, and looked back to Amy when she spoke.

"Now, about Eggman. We have to help him. If we don't, we'll be no better than he is."

"Yeah! You'll turn no better than me!" Eggman chimed in, munching on his food.

"Think about how this is for him."Β  She walked over to Eggman, softly speaking. "Do you feel scared without a home? Do you feel alone? Are you eating your feelings?"

"Someone get her away from me!" Eggman snarled, making the pink hedgehog frown and step back.


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The next few days went by, and they were...terrible! While attempting to change a lightbulb on his plane, Tails was ambushed by Eggman with a pillow. Sonic, who was trying to clean through the entire thing,Β  wasn't too happy when he had to re-clean the same spots he cleaned moments by the feathers that came from the pillows that came when Eggman, Orbot, and Cubout had a pillow fight.Β 

At night, Eggman would be up all night either cackling keeping you, Tails and Sonic up all night, having to cover your ears with your pillows. And some other nights, Sonic would wake up to the sound of creaking and laughter. Opening his eyes, Eggman's pillow smacked him in the face.

Eggman also boxed almost all the food in the fridge, locking it with a key that can only be opened by Eggman Industries.Β 

To make things even worse, as you slept you were awoken when you felt wet oil all over your body. Spending the rest of that night taking a shower, the next day came and you only had one full hour of sleep, until waking up to the sound of Sonic.

"That's it! I've had enough of Eggman! Lair or no lair, he's outta here!"Β 

"You can't just throw Eggman out!" Amy told the blue hedgehog. "Sure, he may be a difficult roommate, but's that's only because you guys have a communication problem!"

"Communication problem?!" Snapped Tails, who was flopped down in between both you and Sonic on the couch. "He whacked me in the head with a pillow. Hard! I'm dizzy, and I have short-term memory loss.."




"And I have serious short-term memory loss"



"If you think we have 'communication problems' Amy, then what do you suggest?" You asked, placing your arm and the couch arm, resting your head on your forearm, tempting to fall back asleep. "How about we settle this.. with a roommate meeting?" Amy suggested, getting up to find the mustache villain.Β 

Sonic turned to say something, but he only smiled when he found you asleep once more. He turned to find Tails in the same state. So he leaned back to get some rest himself, until we were interrupted by both Amy and Eggman, walking in with Orbot and Cubot behind him.

"Now Sonic, is there something you'd like to share with Eggman?" Asked Amy as Sonic sighed, leaning forward. "Yes, uh- how do I say this delicately.." He thought for a moment before simply stating. "Your a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you-."

Amy quickly spoke up.

"How about we frame out statements with, when you do this, it makes me feel this?" She once again suggested. Once again, Sonic sighed. "Uh ok- let's see." He inhales, pointing a finger in the air.Β 

"When you liveΒ  here, it makes me feel angry..."





"Because your a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you-"

The silence broke before the cries from Eggman could be heard, making Sonic make a 'really' face at Amy. Upon anything else, Eggman spoke up. "You're right! I am the worst roommate! It-It-It... I've never lived with other people before!"

"What about us?" Asked Cubot.

"You don't count." Snarled Eggman, quickly going back to his 'crying'.

"Sonic, I think someone here could go for two spoonfuls of forgiveness, washed down with a tall glass of friendship! What do you think?" Amy asked, making Sonic turn away and look away from the girl. Sonic sighed when he noticed your sleeping figure, along with Tails. Sighing, he said. "Eggman, if we give you a second chance, do you promise to shape up?"Β 

"You bet!" Eggman smiled, snapping his fingers stopping his crying in almost an instant.

"Roommate meeting group hug!" Amy smiles, and you were awoken when you were squished between Eggman and Sonic in a group hug. With Tails and Amy as well.


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The next few days went by and Eggman began to improve on his actions during his stay. He started to do all the dishes, he laid down on all the pillow fights, he even helped you with your paintings and was actually being a nicer roommate. But you, Tails, and Sonic were exhausted.Β 

At the moment, the four of you were playing a board game. "Thirty-seven, Thirty-eight, Thirty-nin...Triple star bonus kazoo!" Eggman cheered, obnoxiously blowing into a small kazoo. This action startled all, Sonic, Tails, and you awake from your slumber. "I win again!"

With a yawn, Sonic said, "That's great. Well, it's getting late! Time to hit the hay."

"Aww, just one more game!" Eggman whined, wrapping his arms around both Tails', Sonic's, and your's shoulders. "That's what roomies do! They have fun!"

"I'm all in for fun, but aren't you guys tired? Orbot? Cubot?" Sonic asked the two mechanical minions. Before they had a chance to respond themselves, Eggman spoke up. "They're robots! They don't get tired, because they have no souls!"

"Hey!"

"He's right."

"Whatever. Goodnight guys." Sonic said, waving off you, Eggman, and Tails as he walked to the door.Β 

"Wait!" Eggman yelled, blocking Sonic. "Don't leave! Just for a little longer! I'm so lonely! Please, rommie?"

With a heavy sigh, Sonic reluctantly sighed, walking back to the couch.

"Yay!" Eggman cheered, blowing yet again his kazoo, waking you from your slumber.

The second round of the game went on for a little while longer, and near the end, you snuck to the back end of the room to sleep. Thankfully, Sonic saw you and allowed you to sleep. As you slept, Eggman's kazoo turned deaf in your ears. You finally had the peace and quiet you deserved.Β 

That was until the next morning came, after about at leastΒ  3 hours of sleep, you were awoken to a loud crashing sound. Waking up, you looked around to find no one there. That was until you heard Stick's outside. "I knew it!"

Walking out you see a large robot about the same height as the trees.

"He did have an Obliterator bot! Why doesn't anyone ever believe me? It's not like I'm paranoid!" She cried whilst shaking Amy, yet quickly turned around when she saw her shadow move from the corner of her eye. "Stop following me!" She yelled at her shadow.

"Enough! Obletorator bot! Destroy Sonic and his five friends!" Eggman ordered, being the one behind this scheme. "Five-Friends, For-tress." The robot spoke, lacking the words together. "Fortress. Destroy Island Fortress."

"What? No!" Eggman shouted pressing buttons on the controls of the robot around his wrists. "No! That's not what I said! Obliterator Bot! Do not destroy island fortress! Do not destroy islandΒ  fortress!"

"Affirmative. Playing up-tempo music while destroying fortress." Huge speakers popped out from the robot's shoulders as it made its way to the fortress.

"No! Sonic, you have to help me!"

"Why? He's your Obliterator Bot." Sonic answered the man.

"Because if you don't I'm truly stuck living with you until I build a new island fortress."

Your eyes widen.Β 

"Sonic! I can't take it anymore! Get him out of the house!!"

"Let's roll." He answered in an instant.


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Quickly, everyone made it to the fortress, to find it in the midst of an attack by the bot. "Gotta..." Tails mumbled. "Stop him.."...."But so...tired." He plopped to the ground and was on the verge of falling asleep.Β 

"He must have a weak spot!" Knuckles declared.

"Maybe there's a clue on the ground..This soft..soft..bed-like...ground." Sonic sunk as well, falling asleep. Stick's took action and kicked him repeatedly, waking him up instantly. "What? what's wrong?! Are we under attack?!" When he realized where he was, he mumbled. "Oh....right."

"Eggman, you built that thing. How do we take it down?" Asked Knuckles.

"By activating two kill switches at the same time. They're inside the lair. One to the left, the other to the right." Eggman explained.

"Oh c'mon!" Sonic groaned. "Amy. Knuckles, Sticks distract that metal monstrosity. Tails, Y/N, and I are on the kill switches. Eggman, you'll have to show us how to activate them."

"Pre-mission group hug?" Amy asked softly.

"No" Sonic stated, sticking his hand out before grabbing your wrist, throwing you in his arms, and speeding off into the defense system as lasers fired from all sides of the lair. Luckily, Sonic was able to dodge them all. However, you soon heard a humming sound, and before you had time to blink, Sonic had thrown you ahead. You roughly landed on the ground and were about to complain until you noticed a large laser wall.

Sonic was quick to slide under it, falling asleep while doing so. But you woke him up by you kicking his side and countinued towards the switches.

"Jam the kinetic processor!" Eggman insrtucted upon arriving the both of you.Β 

Sonic, confused, pulled the lever, which seemed to satisty Eggman as he ran off to tell tells Tails to do the same. However, you noticed Sonic had fallen asleep and letted go of the lever. Shaking your head, you held the lever up instead as the hedgehog tired his best to stay awake.

Β A few minutes passed, and Oblitorator Bot was shut down. When you knew the time was right, you woke Sonic up and raced to the way of the robot. Sonic grabbed a piece of metal on the ground and leaped in the air, yelling. "Pillow Fight!" As he smacked the head right off the bot's head.Β 

"Yes!" Cheered Eggman, but that ended when he's entire lair exploded soon later. "No!"


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