A/n pov
As everyone geared up for war Sage and his group of retarded officers were seen in a dark cave dressed in white robes.
Officer Sage: Gentlemen before we begin the ritual anyone of y'all got any questions?
Officer BIG_GOOSEY2 : Yeah bro I got one why the fuck are we in the bathroom of a Arizona dairy queens?
Officer Sage: Cuz duality or some shit. It's hotter than hell but the ice cream is cold as ice!....or something I honestly don't fucking know.
Officer Dreadfuljoy : I also got a question where the hell did you get the budget for these white robes?
Officer Sage: Oh some nice white southern gentlemen gave me them!
Officer CrimsonSector87 :Wait white southern men?
Officer Sage: Ye! They were very kind and kept saying White powder whatever that means >:3
Officers:......Bruh.
Officer Sage: What?
Officer MrSkywalker69 : AYO SAGE BRO NOO THOSE GUYS WERE KLANS MEN!
Officer Sage: What HAHAHAHAHA NO WAY! WOULD A KKK MEMBER SPOUT THINGS LIKE KILL THAT DUMB NIG-....you know what I see you were right now. OOOH WELL we already called in a racist but now we need the stronger guns too as a just in case.
Officer PatientZeroStudios :The hell you mean also when in the putin's non existent hairline did I get in this story!?
Officer Sage: Plot my friend NOW THEN PULL OUT OF THE FRIED CHICKEN , LEAN, AND THE NAPKIN BOYS !
Pulling out the sacred items the boys prayed as Sage said the golden words.
Officer Sage: WE SUMMON YOU THE ALMIGHTY GODS SO YOU MAY AVOID CHILD SUPPORT AND BEAT UP WOMEN WITHOUT PUNISHMENT! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
As a burst of unknown energy surrounded the boys hide out Sage smirked While he did he begin to laugh insanely.
Officer Ghostzaiko : Hey uhhh is Sage alright?
Officer Sage: ALRIGHT BOYS TAKE OUT YOUR DICKS!!
Officer JustYourAverageToast : Oh fucking hell i'm out of here
Officer Sage: DOOOOO IIIITTTT BOYS!!!!!!!
Listening because the plot left them no choice to boys listened. As the very multiverse shook Y/n and the others stared in awe.
Y/n: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OUT THERE?!
(Meanwhile in Best boi heaven)
Riser; W-What is going on? Riser doesn't understand?!
???: iI believe we are being rallied for war my fiery demonic friend.
Riser turned around to see who spoke only to stare in shock. Soon his shock turned to a smirk as he cracked his knuckles.
Riser: it'd be an honor..I'll the others beer when I get back..
???: Time for me to defend my country.
As the gates to heaven opened up Sage and the others bowed to their secret weapons with respect.
Riser: I've returned to the world of the living.
Officer Sage: I take it ou all know why you're here?
??? 2: The Mulitverse requires fixing.
Officer Sage; Yes sir.. and we know only you all can do it.
??? 3: Allow us to try.
Gay male femnazi: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MASCULINE POWER IT CANT' BE POSSIBLE?!
???:: I assure you it is
Just like how there is no universe where you get some bitches while I make america great!
To be continued
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