A/n pov

As Summer arrived so did it's overwhelming  heat. The heat this year was so great it could be felt everywhere;including the realms. Y/n was seen smashing his face in a tub full of water. Lifting his head out the Reaper  turned Quincy groaned.

Y/n: Dammit how is it so hot even in here! I mean Hueco Mundo is even hot as Arizona, and that place is  desert  devoid of heat.

Hearing a knock on his door Y/n called out to enter then saw  some familiar Quincies  approach him.

Bambietta: This heat is killing us all!

Candice: It's so frigging annoying!  We tried everything to beat this damn heat!

Bambietta: We even tried going inside the freezer naked!

Y/n: HUH You serious?!

Candice: Yeah but Well.

(flashback)

When the girls went into the freezer they saw froze seeing a naked Yhwach  sitting and staring back.

Yhwach: The Almighty has already claimed dibs to the Freezer. It's still too hot.

Bambietta: DAMMIT! Wait....you really don't give a shit that were naked infront of you?

Yhwach: BITCH Y'ALL  AIN'T AS HOT AS THIS SOUL KING DAMN HEAT! MY BALLS ARE SWEATING MORE THAN GHETTO NARUTARDS TRYING TO WHITE KNIGHT FOR HIM IN A DEBATE!

Candice: Please someone fucking kill me for having to hear that!

(flashback end)

Y/n: Whelp somehow i'm scarred more by that than when Rias and I learned Aizen controlled her. Please Author  just end our pain already...I DON'T WANNA LIVE WITH THE IMAGE OF MY HUNG SWEATY DAD IN MY FUCKING SKULL!!

(With Sage)

Officer Sage: Hehe I'm not through with your ass yet. You still have 2 Arcs of suffering left.

Officer PatientZeroStudios : Uuuh Gage you uuh doing ok? 

Officer riseofthejester : When He writes I stopped asking when I saw how many lemons this story has.

Officer Sage:   M Y G O A L S A R E B E Y O N D Y O U R C O M P R E H E N S I O N

Officer BIG_GOOSEY2 : Damn you really did this to me while I could be Simpin- I mean Appreciating Mukuro Ikusaba from Danganronpa.

Officer MrSkywalker69 : NIGGA PLEASE your ass simps  for a new  girl  every few months!  Bruh how hold are you? Why don't you quit simping and get Bitches like a REAL Nigga Goose.

Officer Sage: YO WAIT YOUR ONE TO TALK YOUR BLACK ASS IS A SIMP TOO!

Officer MrSkywalker69 : What nah nah no way-

Officer Sage:

Officer MrSkywalker69 : I'M STROKING MY DICK RIGHT NOW I GOT LOTION ON MY DICK RIGHT NOW JUST STROKING MY SHIT.

Officer Sage: HA SEE Y'ALL WERE BOTH CAUGHT LACKING! I'm the only one out of us three with a bitch, a high follower count and doesn't simp!

Officer riseofthejester : Bruh you are lying. I caught you simping for anime girls before we started dating. And you are still simping for people like ash Williams and Batman.

Officer Sage: N-NOO, YOU'RE WRONG! 

Officer riseofthejester : Girl how am I wrong?

Officer Sage: Cuz your a woman!

Officer riseofthejester :I still wanna know how people really get turned on by  drawings .

Officers Sage/ MrSkywalker69 / BIG_GOOSEY2 :

(Back with Y/n)

Y/n: Seriously this heat sucks! We need to deal with this and quick before I lose it.

Bambietta: Well what can we even do?

Y/n thought about it for a minute before and Idea struck him.

Y/n: I KNOW WHAT TO DO!  WE'LL GO TO HELL!

Candice: HUH?!

Y/n: Hear me out! I've been keeping tabs on things going on in Hell. Recently one of my wives Rias had a massive water park resort opened up beach side. 

Bambietta: Isn't a beach side water park kinda counter intuitive? 

Y/n; This whole entire Book is a crossover between a series where Ghosts do basically world war 2 with swords and bows. And a series about a  supernatural harem with a main character who's got a power to magically strip women. Who really cares about small details like that here?

Candice: Fair enough but seriously you saying you can arrange something?

Y/n: Yep with 1 call I can have her arrange  a spot for us and we can beat this heat.

Bambietta: What about his majesty?

Y/n: Does he really need to know?

Candice/ Bambietta:  TO HELL WE GO!

Upon Arriving at the resort our hero saw Rias and the others rush him, with a group hug.

Y/n: H-hey girls been a bit huh?

Izzy/ Ichigo: Your damn right it has!

Y/n: Look  i'm sorry but this is a special so we don't have to worry about breaking canon.

Rias: I suppose you're right but still Y/n.  Off screen events happen for a reason. As a wives we deserve atleast a update on you. Next time just keep us in the loop ok  Darling.

Y/n: Noted Rias.

Gasper: B-Big brother aren't those the girls that took you away?!

Candice: Huh? You never told us you have a sister Y/n.

Y/n; Um yeah sooo Gasper is uh..a boy.

Bambietta: WHAT?! 

Y/n: Yeah it's a long story but for now all you need to know is he's a vampire so that's why he looks so young.

Candice: This shit is too trippy.

???: Y-YOU TWO ARE QUINCIES!

Y/n: HOLD UP RUKIA, UNOHANA,RANGIKU CHILL! WE'RE AT A CEASEFIRE RIGHT NOW!

Rangiku: What?

Y/n: They only are here with me to beat the heat. Could you guys no kill try to kill each other until later?

Unohana: I suppose that's fine by me.

Rukia: You're lucky we love you Y/n.

Tsubaki: We're a bit surprised you came. We thought that Yhwach wouldn't allow it.

Y/n: Well he's fine...I sorta kept him busy.

(With Yhwach)

Yhwach:  JUGRAM HELP SOMEONE LOCKED ME INSIDE  THE KITCHEN! I'M STARTING TO FEEL A HEAT STROKE COMING!

(Back with Y/n)

Y/n: Yeah soo we'll be good for awhile. 

Venelana: Clever as always aren't you?

Y/n: You know it now then why don't we get this beach party started.

Heading off for fun at the beach Y/n and the others were having a blast until suddenly water surrounded Y/n's legs.  Staring in the shock the girls watched him transform into something they never expected.

Y/n: WHAT THE FUCK?!

To be continued