3rd person pov

In the streets of Kouh Tatsuki and the other human girls walked through the streets.

Murayama: I can't believe Y/n is throwing a party for everyone. 

Katase: I know right?  After staying the hospital like how he did i'm glad he would throw one for us too.

Aika:*Smirks* Heh I wonder if it's a beach party. I'd love a chance to get a good look at him.

Tatsuki responded to the pervy girl's words by bopping her in the head then speaking.

Tatsuki: Get your mind out of the gutter will ya Kiriyu? Y/n isn't that kind of guy you know? Even if he did throw a party like that he cares more about  a girlself than their body.

Murayama; Yeah he's not like those other perverts at our school.

Katase: I hope he's doing ok.

While they walked Tatsuki noticed Ichigo walking  with a sigh before the girl spoke.

Tatsuki: Hey Ichigo what's got you in a bad mood?

Ichigo: It's this damn outfit it's tighter than my normal clothing. Since Dad screwed up on the laundry I had no other choice but these.

Aika: Wow that's a bummer hey atleast it'll be only you and your boss. With Y/n taking the day off you won't have to be so red because of  our boyfriend~

Ichigo: S-Shut up I told you he's just a friend alright!

As the others laughed at Ichigo's embarrassment a  group of Feminist are seen in the background. The feminists stopped when they heard Ichigo's embarrassment over Y/n then listened on.

Tatsuki: Why don't you ask Kisuke about something to fix that? I'm sure the guy might have something for you to wear.

Ichigo cringed up remembering all of the embarrassing gear Kisuke had her wear in the past. 

Ichigo:(mind) No way in hell i'm I gonna risk having to wear Kisuke's lame justice crap.*To Tatsuki* I don't trust that creep to have normal clothes.

(With Kisuke)

Kisuke sneezed gaining the attention of Tessai.

Tessai: Oh dear are you sick Kisuke?

Kisuke: Nah i'm fine Tessai don't sweat it. I'ms sure it's just another girl talking about me and my amazing Merch.

Kisuke yawnned lazily before he took notice of the Karen complaining infront of him.

Karen 4: How lazy can a shop owner be!? What kind of Manager falls a sleep while taking to someone?

Kisuke:*Whispers* The kind that actually work hard instead of  complaining in someones ear.

Karen 4:What did you just say?!

Kisuke: *Fake smiles* Not a thing Miss any who what can I do for you today?

Karen 4: I asked you what kind of your candy is on sale. But I'm starting to think this  place was a bad decision.

Kisuke:*Grins* Well there's a sale on "get the hell out of my shop you bitch" chocolate bars if you interested. It's free if you leave my shop without saying another word.

Karen 4: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MISOGYNISTIC BASTARD?!

Kisuke: Someone with a REAL job and not a waste of space. Now if you would be so kind as to leave the premises because I have more important customers to tend to.

As those words left Kisuke's mouth Chad entered the building.

Kisuke: Why hello there Chad  welcome  back to humble home. What can  I do  for you this fine day?

Chad: Y/n needed me to get these things from you. Uryu,Azazel, Micheal,and Sirzechs are helping me out in setting up the party for him.Y/n said you should have most of this stuff.

Chad handed over Kisuke the list before the man nodded.

Kisuke:  Your in luck the bigger stuff in this list are the last we have. Even better is the fact we are supposed to get new shipments of them today.

Chad:*nods* How much will it cost?

Chad reached for his wallet when Kisuke stopped  him with smile.

Kisuke: It's all on the house for you and Y/n. I'll even help you set most of the stuff in. Call it my thank you for giving me a good customer to talk to.

Karen 4: ARE YOU IMPLYING I'M NOT A GOOD CUSTOMER?!?!

Kisuke: Hey if the shoes fits am I right? Now would you leave we just happen to be closing early today.

Karen 4: I WILL NO-

Before she could finish her sentence she was grabbed by the back of her shirt and thrown out of the shop.

Jinta: DIDN'T YOU HEAR MR. URAHARA HE TOLD YOU TO PISS OFF YOU HOEBAG SO GET LOST!

Ururu: Please don't cause anymore trouble Miss. I don't want to make you leave.

Karen 4: I'LL RUIN YOU FOR THIS DISRESPECT YOU HEAR ME?!

Kisuke; Good luck with that because i'll be partying!

As the Karen ran off she was smacked through a wall by a certain captain who smirked at Kisuke.

Yachiru: You hear that Kenny?! Looks like N/n is throwing a party!

Kenpachi; Heh yeah..sounds like fun where is Y/n anyways?

Kisuke; He's out on a date with some of his girlfriends right now.

Kenpachi: What a pain in the ass I was looking to fighting him. That kid's one of the only people I think is worth sparing with.

Yachiru: Aw cheer up Kenny i'm sure N/n will fight ya at the party!

As Kenpachi sighed He hear Ichigo and the others yelling out. Kenpachi turned seeing the Feminists from earlier;running towards them with anger.

Feminist: YOU PIGS HOW DARE YOU HURT SUCH A BEAUTIFUL GODDESS YOU MALE BASTARDS!

Kenpachi smirked sadistically as Kisuke  pulled down the brim of his hat.

Kisuke: Hey Chad could you help me find the cleaning supplies. We're gonna need more than a few mops to clean up his mess.

Chad nodded before following Kisuke as Kenpachi began to cut down the feminists with a blood-crazed laugh.

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Y/n  pov

Afew hours later  I was finishing up a sparing match with Xenovia as she smiled at me.

Xenovia: Thanks for match Y/n I feel alot better already.

Y/n: No problem that was fun and helped me forget about that crap back at the restaurant.

Xenovia: I agree they were  so irritating  why must good people be attacked by the,?

Y/n: Heh you should see what the SJWs have done to the RWBY and the My Hero Academia fandoms. Those poor bastards were once so wholesome until those evil bastards invaded twitter and stared forcing their opinions and unneeded diversity on others. Those poor fans never stood a chance. 

Soifon: Thankfully the people reading this are better than that in every way.

I turned to see Soifon  standing by a tree before I smiled.

Y/n: Yeah I guess our fans are pretty damn amazing huh? Anyways I got you a surprise Soifon consider it a thank you for being here for me.

Soifon looked at me with a eyebrow raised until I opened a box and; pulled out something she couldn't resist. I watched her grab with a adorable squeal before she hugged it with a smile. I chuckled  knowing during our time together she became more open with me. She once acted so distant but now she could show her softer side to me. She closed her eyes then spoke spoke with blush on her face.

Soifon: You got me a cat?! It's' so adorable I can't thank you enough Y/n.

Y/n:*winks*  Don't mention it my little Hornet. Seeing you so happy is more than enough  for me now why don't we head to the party? If i'm right everything should be set. Rias and the others should be meeting us there soon.

Xenovia giggled as she wrapped her arms around mine with a smile.

Xenovia: If you say so then let's go.

I grinned before we began to make our way towards the party. Soon we arrived at the beach where the others were supposed to be. I suddenly noticed an army of SJWs yelling at them causing me to get pissed off.

Y/n: ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS BULLSHIT!

I reached for my phone before Xenovia spoke.

Xenovia: Who are you calling?

Y/n: One of the other Y/ns... It's time for a call in a favor.

Y/n(Hyde): It's Your friendly neighborhood shitposting serial killer Hyde. What can I do for ya today my friend?

Y/n: I need help we have a  code 9.

Y/n(Hyde): Damn SJWs.....don't say another word I'll be there in a second.

After a few seconds later Hyde appeared with his knife in hand.

Y/n(Hyde): Now let's end these WOKE fuckwits already!

SJWS: YOU HOMOPHOBIC SEXIST CAN'T ATTACK US YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT!

Y/n(Hyde):Hehehehe

SJW 2: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

Y/n(Hyde): You don't know anything huh? Well let me tell you the truth.....the Author don't give a flying fuck.

Y/n:Sorry to do this author but How about giving us a fight worthy of dealing with these bastard?

A/n: I'll give you both a pass this time. Take this fight for your own bois.

(a/n: This is how it goes down everyone enjoy!)

When we finally beat them all I saw Hyde stand with a laugh.

Y/n(Hyde): HAIL TO KINGS MOTHERFUCKERS HAHAHA!!!  Alright Author  i've had some fun already let's give this Y/n some time with his friend and girls already.*to Y/n* Peace out bro i'll saw next crossover!

Y/n: Later man keep out of trouble yay?!

Y/n(Hyde): Nope!

I turned back to the others while laughing before they all let out a sigh of relief.

Ichigo: It's about time they shut up. So we finally gonna have peace or what?

I grinned before taking off my shirt causing them all to blush before I spoke.

Y/n: Yeah let's finally have some fun everyone. LET'S CELEBRATE!

Everyone:YEAH!!!!

3rd person pov

Y/n and the others began to party the night away in blissful ignorance. They won the first war against the Social justice Warriors but how would they fair should another come  afterwards?  That story is one for yet another day.

Y/n/the others: THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE! WE WISH YOU READERS A WONDERFUL WEEK!

To be continued