Monday. The day that everyone despises from the bottom of their hearts. Monday is like the guy sitting at the back of the room that nobody likes and wants them to go away but unfortunately he's still there *cough* Tom. Monday is like a slap in your face greeting you to a new week that you didn't want to start. 

I hate Mondays, am probably not the only one, but I really do. The whole day drags and takes longer to finish then the other days, like weekends for example, why are they so short?

Arriving to school I see three school buses one for each grade, waiting to leave the parking lot. I almost forgot to mention, today we're going on a school trip to the local museum, should be fun. Not.

I make my way to the bus as Miss Williams greets me with a nod and ticks me off the register. Walking down the isle of seats I spot Melanie with her friend Alicia so I decide to sit in front of them, I look back to see Melanie gazing at me so I shoot her a wide smile showing my white teeth and send her a wink as she starts to lightly blush. I chuckle to myself, still chewing on my gum loudly.

"Hey Dylan" I look away to see Tasha in a pink crop top and a pink mini skirt, revealing her belly piercing, "I'm sitting with you" I raise my eyebrow at her and sigh, "I'm saving-"

"That wasn't a question" she cuts me off and states once more.

"Oh-kay... feel free to sit" She sits next to me, crosses her legs over and leans her back and her head on my shoulders, starting to read a magazine. My eyes scan down her legs to the tip of her feet as I lick my bottom lip and smirk.

"Whatcha reading?" I shift the to side a bit so that her head is on my chest and not on my shoulder.

"You know, some girly bullshit"

I scoff, "sounds like you"

"Mhm"

The rest of the journey I was silent and on my phone, Michael was sitting with Johnny and of course Johnny had all the attention to himself because he's the joker right? The whole bus is laughing at how hilarious he is, while Michael was busy flirting with two blondes behind him.

"This is boring" Tasha grunts and closes her magazine throwing it behind her. She crawls on top of me pressing me against the window as her lips end up on mine and I kiss back, her mini skirt is lifting itself up as she presses herself closer to me and hungrily kisses me.

"Wheeler. Cooper. Off of each other! This isn't a teenage party but a school trip" Miss Williams interrupts us by shouting at us, crossing her arms in front making sure we've stopped. "Gigi, swap places" she commands. What's the difference between making me sit with Tasha or her best friend? Or any girl at this point?

"Oh hey Tash. Bye Tash" she waves at her when she realises she's swapping seats with her "Hey Dylan" she says with a slight seductive tone in her voice, I smirk and wink as she blushes a tiny bit.

"So um, you and Tasha are back together?" she breaks the silence, "No." I answer without hesitation. She just nods her head and the tutors start releasing us out of the bus row by row. When everyone was off the bus, Miss Williams told us to meet her back here at three pm.

Me and the boys separate from the rest of the group and decide to go our own way, of course it was Johnny's idea because once again, he is the trouble maker and he's never changing, that we know of. Instead of looking at stupid and boring pictures that someone drew in the 1920's we decide to visit the theme park which is just across the street.

On our way out of the museum, Michael stops me and we both turn around to see Melanie and her friend Alicia spying on us, I sigh and give him a sign to give us a minute. I walk down the corridor to see Melanie leaning against the wall. "What are you doing?"

"Just to be clear I had nothing to do with it, I was just following her" Alicia speak up making me sigh again, "Okay come with us" I grab Melanie's hand in mine and lead her out of the corridor, her friend following us behind, "Just so you know, your friend over there is trouble" Alicia says again.

"Yeah, tell me something I don't know"

Once we reached the gate, Michael, Johnny, Josh and Alex were waiting for me and as soon as they saw me coming out of the building with two girls, they all face palmed. Great, thanks for following us Mel. "Would you please? I need to- we need to speak to you" Michael brings me aside leaving the girls out of it.

"Are you feeling okay, what were you thinking? Bringing two girls- um no, two nerds with us who can snitch on us and probably will." Michael makes a point.

"No, they're not going to do that. Look, it was the only way to shut them up, otherwise they'd go back and definitely snitch, now at least we can tell them not to"

"Oh yeah and what makes you so certain?"

"Okay, what do we do with them then?" I suggest, because he's probably right and now he's going to want me to take them back.

"I don't know but she's hot" we all look at Josh who just spoke and then we look in the direction that he's looking in. Alicia.

"Wow Josh, you can speak" His twin brother teases him and he rolls his eyes.

"What's so hot about her? Look at the state of her hair, she probably didn't even brush it today and her outfit is awful as well" Here we go, Alex being grumpy again.

"Guys, way of topic. What do we do?" I tell them and all of them just shrug and then there's a silent pause, "Well I mean, we're going to get caught one way or the other so..." Johnny breaks the moment of silence.

We call them over, so they run to us and we all make our way to the theme park which is just across the street as I said before. As we get into the theme park we see another two school buses parked outside the gates, so it's quite obvious that there's another school on a trip.

"Guys, this is perfect, we can just blend in" Johnny says and we all nod in agreement because everyone was already thinking the same thing. We wait for some of the students to pass the gate so that we can go after them, not wanting to make it suspicious.

We get in and the first thing we do is go to the hot dog stall, everyone ordering their orders. Once we're finished eating we decide to go on some rides, which is probably a bad idea now that I'm thinking about it. Did I tell you how much I hated Mondays? Yeah, well waiting in line is my second most hated thing.

"Boo!"

We all turn around to the sound of someone scaring us, as we do, we see Melanie pulling someone in a tight hug. If I didn't know better, I'd say that's Eve. What the hell is she doing here?

"What are you doing here?" Eve asks, "We skipped sch-" we all rush to put our hands over her mouth to stop her from saying anything. "We're here with our school. Trip day" I nonchalantly say while still holding my hand over her mouth.

"You're a terrible liar" she states, wow never heard that one before. "So?" she asked wanting an explanation as to why her cousin is here with five boys. Yeah, something a nerd would never do so I get where she's coming from. "We didn't kidnap her if that's what you're thinking" Johnny says. 

"Ermm and who are you?" She asks, "That's Johnny" Michael answers

"You?" She exclaims pointing her finger at him, "Nice outfit" He says while giving her a once over and then winking at her, she sighs and crosses her arms in front tapping her foot.

I have to agree with him, she does have a nice outfit... for a nerd. Black denim shorts, dark blue crop top and dark blue vans, her light chestnut hair styled in a messy side ponytail.

"If I knew you'd be here, I wouldn't have dressed like this" Michael puts his hands up in surrender. "Okay now, what are you doing here?" 

"Like we said, school trip" she looks us right in the eyes, not blinking her own making her look slightly intimidating.

"That may be happening on the other side of the street?" Johnny said very quickly, "Johnny!" everyone moaned. "What? She was scaring me" he said and I just realised that I still had my hand on Melanie's mouth so I quickly released my grip on her, allowing her to breathe properly now, "sorry" is all I say.

As we were busy talking, we got closer and closer to the ride, until is was our turn. "I don't think I like this ride" Alex announces, "Yeah well you never like anything" I say as I jump into the train and someone scares me by jumping in next to me. "What the hell are you two doing here?" I ask when I see Tasha and her best friend Gigi.

"We followed" she casually says, "What? why."

"Because we didn't want to be bored in that old museum and- well, everyone knows you guys are fun" Before I could say another word, Tasha was already sitting next to me with her safety belt on and a wicked voice from the little ticket booth came on "ARE YOU READYYYYYYYY?"

After the ride everyone came out, Alex being really happy "That wasn't even that bad" Ha. Sure. "Yeah that's because it was a kids roller coaster"Johnny says in a duh tone as we all laugh. Out of all the people, you'd expect Alex to be the least scared of rides because he's always so stiff, so grumpy, so 'I'm not scared of anything' and also because he's Russian, but unfortunately no. I mean it's true, he's not scared of anything, but put him on a roller coaster and he turns into a little crying girl.

After a couple of bigger rides that we didn't manage to get Alex on, we were quite exhausted but still had enough energy to make fun out of people and provoke the girls. Me and the boys decided to plan a little exciting attack on someone a little more nerdy than Alicia right over there, therefore Melanie.

We creep up behind her lifting her up by her arms, Alex and Michael then go to the front to grab her legs leaving me to hold her waist, hips and ass, we lift her up above us, taking her to the main attraction in this theme park as she screams, "put me down!"

"You're gonna be okay, princess" I say as everyone laughs. We place her into the seat of the ride and before she can escape, the lights are flickering, music is playing and the ride starts. "Make way for Noddy (Noddy) he toots his horn to say (beep beep beep) Make way for Noddy (Noddy) come on out and play"

We burst into laughter when we hear the soundtrack playing, we put her on the Noddy plane which is for kids between ages of 3-6. When I said main attraction I meant our attraction, this is way to funny not to take a picture of. We all take our phones out and start recording and taking pictures of her on the exciting Noddy ride.

"Guys, this isn't funny" She says with a sad face as the plane goes around in circles, still playing the theme tune, the lights of her plane flickering in red and yellow, we all look at each other for a split second and burst into laughter again, holding onto our stomachs because it's starting to hurt from laughter.

She sighs and gives up, putting her hands under her chin and pursing her lips, waiting for the ride to end. "Caption this" Michael takes the perfect picture for memes, so he shows us and we laugh again, to the point where our cheeks and jaws start aching. 

"When you give up on life" Alex lets out a laugh as we all do.

"No, I have a better one: When you're high on life" I say

"Let me try, umm... When the dick aint big enough" Michael says and we burst into laughter, almost at the point of crying.

"Ten minutes into Netflix and chill and she gives you this look" Johnny scoffs and we start jumping around like maniacs from the pun

"When you just don't want to be on the Noddy ride" Josh says and we all look at him with a serious face, "You just had to kill the pun man" Johnny waves him off.

Without even realising, the Noddy ride finishes and Melanie comes out of the plane. I'm not even surprised she fits in there, she's as small as Michael's 14 years old sister.

"Very funny guys, ha ha ha" she fake laughs, but it makes us laugh for real because just the thought of a 18 year old Melanie, riding a Noddy plane whilst looking like she's part of the kid squad is hilarious.