I COULDN'T EVEN UPDATE BECAUSE OF SCHOOL GODDAMNIT

"But you're not in school," Denki pointed out. Oh shi- I forgot I had this book available- wait...

"HOW TF DID YOU KNOW THAT I THOUGHT OF THAT?!" 

"You said it aloud," Jiro answered. "You're like Midoriya but not the muttering type."

"Oh. Well, in reality, I never speak up or say anything right."

"Too much internet, Cookie," Iida said, pushing up his glasses. "Too much." And I jumped at him in anger. (Well yes, it's true. That makes you way dumb if it keeps going, and I done it for a year now, rip, stop me)

"Shut up ya clas-" Another portal appeared and it was in front of me. Before I had to realize what was going on, I was already leaped into the portal. The purple one. Yes, we're going in rainbow portal logic, if you haven't noticed earlier. 

"Sorry, I accidentally entered without knoooooooOOOOOOOO-!" I looked up and saw a figure of a tall strong dude in front of me, eating a burger. He was sitting in a chair. 

"Oh it's fine, you're not a villain, I can see."

Oh wait-

 *flashback of me remembering who I would get next for the meeting*

Oh... oh......OH! HOLY MOTHERJESUS OFTHE CHICKENBURNT DEKUVERSES FUTURE WTF!

"Little girl? Are you okay?" Future Deku asked with a questioning look. I laughed nervously and stood up. "You wouldn't mind if you would come with me?"

"Why?" Then his expression changed. "Are you really a villain? Were you fooling me?"

"No!" 

"I'll trust you. Now LEMME GOOOO!" He dropped his burger he was eating onto the napkin that was on the table, and LAUNCHED himself at the portal. He went through it and I heard startled gasps. Eehhhhhh whatever.

I got back in my art piece and the Future Deku was flying in the air a short distance from me, and landed HEADFIRST onto the hard carpet floor of the theater as he fell. Ouch, that must hurt.

"I'm fine!" He said as there was no scratches or bruises on his head. Not surprising either.

"Who are you?" Ojiro asked. "And yes, I know you're Deku in another AU, but you're... er..."

Everyone didn't know what to say, as if they forgot the right words to describe him.

"I am Izuku Midoriya, hero name: Deku!" He said as he (UwU) his expression. He stood up and put his hands on his hips as he was doing that. 

"No, like er-" Ojiro tried to say but paused short. "Why are you like..?"

"Should've known you guys wore UA uniforms..." Future Deku mumbled as he sighed. "We~ll! Since I've seen and wore those UA uniforms a VERY long time ago... I assume I'm in the year of... 2020?"

"CORONA!" I cried out as a mask appeared in my face. ME PROTECCCCC

"Ah, yes... what's that?" 

RIP, I basically forgot they are anime people who aren't like real people in realityyyyyyyy

"Uh, it's a VERY DANGEROUS sickness virus that is spreading on Earth. This year. It happened last year at December, I guess. It killed a lot of people already."

"V-v-very dangerous virus!" Mineta stuttered as he was about to run into one of the girls for comfort by touched them melons (rip me). Jiro smacked his head and he fainted. 

"I am the F.U.T.U.R.E of Deku!" He exclaimed. "I am the #1 hero!"

"Wait what?" Bakugo perked up as he stood up from his seat in shock. "How... did he manage to-"

"I managed! After all, I did have a powerful quirk!" 

'Yeah, POWERFUL,' Todoroki mumbled as he flushed red at the future Deku. YES I CAN READ THOUGHTS AND SHARE IT WITH YOU IF POSSIBLE.

"It's really my dream to become the #1 hero, and I hate to admit it, but I'm really happy I must've cried in happiness around you guys..."

"But... you're in the future..." everyone whispered with a quizzical look. 

"I'm saying the future you! You all are heroes and heroines! Well, yes, even the dude there is one.  Despite the persona is a pervert, he's really KINDA helpful."

"Key word: Kinda," I said to every girl. They sighed in relief. Before realizing the word 'kinda' scared them. "IS HE STILL A HUGE PERVERT?!" they all asked Future Deku.

"MaaAaAaybeeee???" Future Deku said as he slurred purposely. Omg. "Anything else?" 

"Uhm... what is going on in the future...?" Sero asked. He cracked his neck a little to try to make the numbness go away, after all, he had been leaning on his shoulders while he was sitting in his chair, when he was both sleeping and conscious, as if he like that pose. 

"Basically, the more heroes join, the more villains will might get stronger forces and strength. So it's not that easy and fast. You guys are all heroes, but we always have disadvantages when the future you come across powerful, strong villains. Of course that could be true, but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." 

*future deku  starts to mutter once he explained what was going on in his world*

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OriginalDeku.exe is sleeping through every meeting as always

CookieMilky.exe is trying to continue to add a few more

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CookieMilky.exe messaged everyone: Well, I suck at AUs that I don't know a lot. Thanks for reading. School is really boring. Except on Wednesdays.

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