1~ We Do Not Bless in this Household

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[A/N:] if this is your second time reading please do not spoil anything to first time readers ♥️
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"Is it gone?"

"I told you we shouldn't have touched the board Jin hyung!"

"Shut up Jungkook!"

"Maybe if we stay quiet it'll go away."

"Go back from whence ye came from!" A muffled voice shouted, panic edging the deep voice.

"For the love of pitchforks shut up Taehyung hyung!"

The three figures, after screaming and making my eardrums bleed, had all retreated into a nearby bathroom, slamming the door shut.

Through the entire commotion emitting from the locked door of the bathroom the beings were hiding in, I stood frozen in the middle of the parlor, confusion and questions racing through my head.

What happened?

Where was I?

Who were those three men?

The smell of incense burned my nose as well as smoke and blood pounded through me as my heart rate increased. Just as my eyes were beginning to adjust in the dark room someone flipped on the lights, blinding me temporarily once again.

A cross voice filled the room. "What in the ninth circle of hell is going on here??"

Panic shot through me as I heard footsteps approaching me with pointed clicks of heels scraping against the wooden floor.

I instinctively began to back away, blinking rapidly to recover my vision and when I finally did I halted and stared at the owner of the voice before me.

He was human-like, but it was obvious he wasn't human. His body was that of a human: wiry yet with clear muscles forming in his arms under the grey hoodie with the sleeves rolled up and well-toned thighs in tight black jeans. But his face was an out-of-the-world beauty with soft cheeks outlined with a jawline sharper than my intellect.

There was also the fact that his eyes were an eerie aqua blue that were practically glowing and matched the iridescent blue color of his hair.

"What...?" The blue-haired person stared at me with obvious confusion before his eyes shifted to something on a small table a few feet away from where I stood that I just noticed was there.

His liquid blue eyes abruptly darkened and he whipped around. "You idiots! You were screwing around with the Ouija board?"

More confusion then I'd ever experienced was pouring into my senses. I followed where the blue-haired being's eyes had been and indeed there was an Ouija board.

What... what had that do with anything though?

"Jimin hyung get away from it before it takes your life!" one of the voices cried out.

The blue-haired creature turned to look at me again, those strangely beautiful blue eyes scourging over my figure before landing on the flowerpot in my hands. "Put that down," he commanded.

I clutched my meager weapon tighter and shook my head. "Never," my voice tight with fear.

A sound that seemed like a cross of a growl and a groan emitted from the handsome being's throat and he slowly began to approach me. "I said, put that down."

I just raised the pot a little above my head and shook it at the man before me, hoping to appear menacing. "Another step towards me and I'll beat your butt!"

The blue-haired being paused a few feet away from me and tilted his head a little, the barest hint of amusement glimmering in the depths of those jewel-like eyes. Something within me told me that he wasn't wearing contacts.

Maybe it was the way the eyes seemed to flash brighter for the barest of moments before the pot in my hand abruptly became twenty times heavier and my noodle arms gave in almost immediately, dropping the pot.

It cracked to the ground splitting into two and I leapt away from the ceramic with a small yelp.

"It won't harm us," the blue-haired creature, I guess his name was Jimin, called crossing his arms, now fully amused. "It's not even strong enough to hold fifty pounds."

"E-excuse me!" I sputtered, almost hyperventilating at this new world or dimension I'd just entered.

"Are you human?" the blue-haired Jimin tilted his head a little.

"Huh?" My eyes widened a little at the strange question, mind reeling in hopes to find an exit.

"I asked if you were human. Like, those creatures from Earth," he repeated impatience lacing through his words.

I caught sight of the bathroom door behind him cracking open a little and three heads cautiously poking out; each one a different color like candy: silver, gold, green.

"Y-yes, I'm human," I tried to look closer at the colorful heads behind the blue-haired creature.

The moment my eyes zeroed in on the three heads they all disappeared immediately and the door slammed shut all over again followed by a small indignant squeak of "That was my hand, Kook, you nut-head!"

"100% human?" Jimin pressed.

"Well do I look like I'm half squid?" I retorted, hugging myself tightly.

A scowl twisted blue-haired Jimin being and he turned back to the bathroom door. "You sons of angels summoned a full-blooded human? And a sarcastic one at that?"

"I-it's not nice to cuss, Jimin-ssi," a small voice whimpered behind the door.

I didn't blame the voice. This blue-hair was absolutely terrifying when angry. His sapphire eyes glittered dangerously and veins stuck out in his neck.

While he was distracted I quickly ducked behind a large sofa in the room and began to army crawl as fast as I could towards the door where the blue haired persona had entered, trying to envision my escape.

My plan was when the creature, Jimin, was preoccupied yelling at his friends or brothers or whatever, through the bathroom door I would slip behind him and escape out the main door.

"You don't want me to cuss, huh?" Indeed the blue-haired Jimin was still busy yelling. "How about this: You guys are nothing but blessings from heaven!"

"Not the blessings!" one voice gasped while another piped up with an indignant, "HEY!"

These creatures are absolutely insane, I thought as I tensed a few feet before the doorway, ready to explode forward and out of the room.

I had no clue what lay beyond the doorway but it didn't matter; as long as I was away from these good-looking psychos.

On a count of three, Y/N, I told myself.

One.

"I'm your hyung, Jimin! I helped raise you and Taehyung and Jungkook and this is the respect I get in return? Holy words??"

Two.

"Well maybe if you used that brain of yours for something more than dad jokes and buying beauty products for your Satan-ass looks, then I'd have more respect for you, Jin hyung," Jimin retorted.

Three!

I exploded into a run towards the door...

...just as someone else entered.

"Ugh!"

Both the newcomer and I screeched as we collided with each other and hit the floor.

The other being recovered first before me and when his pale eyes landed on me they widened to a ridiculous size.

"Is it... is that what I think it is?" The man breathed, brushing his white hair that (surprisingly unsurprisingly matched his eye color) out of his flawless, youthful face.

I began to desperately scramble away from this newcomer, strange high pitch whines coming from my throat.

"Joonie hyung!" The bathroom door slammed open suddenly and the three figures stumbled out. "I-I can explain!"

Blue haired Jimin jabbed a finger in the general direction of the trio. "Jungkook, Tae, and Jin hyung summoned a human with the Ouija board you gave them."

"A-Actually it was Jin hyung who said the final words to summoning," one of the men, the golden-haired one, stammered under the blue-hair's deadly glare. The said trio were all equally handsome with flawless, unlined faces chiseled seemingly to perfection.

The silver-haired being next to the white one scowled. "Someone is going to be doing his own laundry for the rest of the month," he hissed. "Good for nothing holy coconut head."

"We do not bless in this household, Jin hyung," the white-haired man burst out. "Now, watch your language and let's sort out this mess you all created!"

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