(This is for my sister EccentricBooks she's amazing... and doesn't judge my love of older men... that much... she does sometimes.)

Being orphaned as a child sucked. Being in foster care since age 2 sucked. Being adopted at 14 by Hayley Atwell was awesome. Don't ask me how it happened. All that matters is one day I started calling her Momma Hay. Though she was more of a sister/bestie then a mother. Life with Hayley was fucking awesome for 3 years. Then literally a week after my 17 birthday the bitch showed up. Thank god for Dominic Cooper though. He's like that annoying older brother who is away at school and only comes for holidays... but Dom is always around. And I don't mind. I love him. He was the one who told me to sell this wicked woman to drug lords. Because I have connections. I could sell her if I wanted. The bitch would be Skylar... I hate her. I don't even know how they met. All I know is she started showing up around the house and at events and at parties and when me and Momma Hay went shopping. Basically she stole my Momma Hay. I wasn't cool with that. She needs to go away. I tried multiple ways to get her to leave none of them worked. So today was the day I was calling my ex foster brother who is now a major drug lord in Mexico. Don't judge me okay. At least I'm not killing her. Think positive. Right as I was about to call him Dom showed up and just walked in. Why did Momma Hay give him a key? I don't know but she did. So now he just walks in at the worst times. Damn him and his timing.
"Hello beautiful. How's my favorite brunette today?"
"Are you talking about me or Momma Hay or yourself? We all have dark hair."
"You of course. Who are you calling?"
"No one important." I bit my lip and stick my phone in my back pocket.
"Liar." He reaches behind me and grabs my phone. "Let's see... who do you know in Mexico?"
"What? Mexico? I was trying to get some pizza."
"You are a horrible liar! Tell me or I'll throw your phone in an ocean."
"My ex foster brother who is now a major drug lord. Give me my phone." I took my phone out of his hands.
"Why? Do I need to have a talk with your mother? Is it crack? Weed?"
"I'm not addicted. I'm trying to sell someone... I mean something."
"You are not selling your moms best friend to drug lords."
"I can and I will. I hate her. She deserves this. Hayley is mine. I don't share. You're lucky you aren't a drug lords bitch."
"Rude. You love me."
"I do. But I love Momma Hay more. And I hate Skylar most. So I hope she doesn't mind hot weather."
"Taylor no. She's not stealing Hayley from you. When the three of us are together you are literally all Hayley talks about. We have to force her to talk about something else."
"Whatever you say Dominic."
"Don't call me that."
"Don't call me Taylor."
"Fine, Tay."
"Thank you, Dom. Why are you here? Momma Hay is taking me shopping."
"I just came to see my favorite family. Where is Hayley?"
"In the kitchen making breakfast. Don't tell her about my drug lord plan." That only causes him to get a wicked smirk and walk to the kitchen.
"Oh miss Atwell guess what your darling daughter is planning." I follow him and smack him on the back his head.
"I feel like I don't want to know but go ahead and tell me anyway."
"She was trying to sell Sky to her drug lord brother in Mexico."
"Ex brother." I remind him.
"Tay baby... you can't sell people. That is wrong. You need to talk about your feelings." She smiles and I pout.
"Eww feelings. Selling people is easier."
"And illegal. You aren't selling her. Eat your breakfast then we go shopping. Dom you hungry?" She hands me a plate of pancakes and I sit down and eat them still pouting.
"No thanks. I'm heading out. But I'll see you later. Bye Tay don't sell humans."
"Okay. It's always a good day for murder." Murder is always a back up plan. He laughs and walks out.
"Taylor, no. No murder, no drug lords, nothing." Momma Hay sits across from me.
"What about sharks?"
"No."
"Cobras?"
"You're afraid of snakes how are you going to get Cobras?"
"Hire someone to handle them."
"No. No animals. Now come along let's go shopping."
"Yes Momma Hay."
"I love you baby."
"Love you too Momma Hay."
We leave our house and go to the shopping center. And once we get there I see her. The bitch. Skylar. I hate her so much. I wonder how much an assassin costs? I don't think Scarlett or Seb would be willing to do that kind of method acting. Damn. Jeremy might be... no. Momma said no murder.
"Hayley, Tay. Nice to see you." She hugs my Momma Hay then me. Gross. Burning these clothes.
"Hi Sky. Nice to see you too." Hay says then looks at me.
"What? Oh hello. Do you like hot weather? Just wondering."
"Um... I don't know..." she gets a confused look on her face.
"If you try to sell one more person to your ex brother I'm going to ground you." Momma Hay gives me her serious look and I raise my hands in surrender. "Good girl. Now let's shop."
We spent a few hours shopping then I got a new plan. It didn't involve killing, selling, or anything bad. I don't know why it took me so long to realize. It was in front of me the whole time. Sky fancies Dom. She won't shut up about him. Dom this. Dom that. Did you see that interview? Someone shut her up. So since I know Dom is single and wanting a girlfriend I can try. Try to get them together. Perfect. I'm a genius!
"Momma Hay I'm hungry." She was in the middle of trying on clothes so I knew she'd send me off alone.
"Okay. Go get something. Sky and I will be here." I nod and leave calling Dom as soon as I get out of the store.
"Please tell me you didn't sell her."
"I didn't sell her. I was wondering if you were busy tonight?"
"Tay babe I'm honored but aren't I a bit young for you. I'm only 37." This was a joke between us. I'm fond of older gentlemen I can't help it. Have you seen Mark Sheppard?
"Not for me idiot. That would be illegal. I'm still a minor for 8 months. But that's not the point. Point is are you busy or not."
"No. I'm not why?"
"Skylar fancies you. Surprise surprise. I don't know why but she does. You need to take her out."
"What? Um... okay. Does she know you're doing this?"
"Nope. Call her. Ask her out."
"Okay. I will."
"Wonderful. Bye Dom." I quickly hang up and get a candy bar from the nearest vending machine and return to Momma and Skylar.
"I thought you said you were hungry?" Momma looked at me with a raised eyebrow.
"I was. I got food." I show her the half eaten candy bar.
"Candy is not food Tay. Lets get some real food. Where's Sky?" She looks around and we see Sky hanging up her phone.
"Sorry Hayley I have to cancel our dinner. Dom just asked me out!" She almost screamed.
"What? That's wonderful! Go get ready. Call me tomorrow." Momma Hay smiles and Sky literally runs away. Then Momma turns to me.
"You do realize you just did something nice for her right?"
I looked at her and answered with my candy still in my mouth. "I don't know what you're talking about Momma."
"Don't talk with your mouth full and I know you called Dom. He texted me."
"He's getting sold... but yes. I had to get her away somehow. Turns out somehow was nice."
"Why don't you like her? She's nothing but nice to you!"
"She stole you from me! That's not nice at all!" I sniffle and bite my lip.
"Stole me? What do you mean baby?"
"Ever since she showed up you stopped spending a lot of time with me. She's always around. It's never just us anymore. Like before."
"Oh Tay Baby. Come here." She pulls me into a hug. "All you had to do was say something. Tonight we can watch some movies and eat food. Like we always do." She smiles and we go home and start our movie marathon while Momma waits for Skylars call.
**5 years later.**
"This dress is itchy. I don't like it. Why do I have wear this?"
"Because it's her day and she wants you to wear this." Momma zips my dress up. Today is the day Skylar and Dominic are getting married. I didn't think this would happen. But she is around less that's good. I don't hate her as much. That's good. I have a boyfriend that's good. Great actually. Andrew Garfield. You know Spider-Man. I met him at an after party. He's pretty amazing.
"Fine. Fine. I don't get why she controls what I wear. I'm not a bridesmaid."
"Stop talking and go find your boyfriend." She sends me off. I find my wonderful boyfriend and we sit and wait for the wedding to start. So in the end I only hate Skylar a little now. I don't call her a bitch anymore. And I haven't sold her. I'm still in contact with my ex brother though. Just in case.