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"What the hell kind of noise is that?" A frazzled Arthur asked from behind his changing screen.

"I sneezed." Merlin swiftly replied. He was trying to catch the wild turkey he'd accidentally let loose inside the castle.

"That was definitely not a sneeze!" Shouted Arthur as he attempted to dress himself.

"You dallop head, you've never heard me sneeze before have you?" Merlin tried to sound insulted. "Well at least I can sing!" Merlin referred to a time where Arthur had been forced to sing and nearly made the people around him deaf.

Now the turkey was mischievously sitting on Arthur's boot.

"When will you stop reminding me of that?" Arthur asked annoyed.

"The day you die clot pole." Was Merlin's reply before he swiftly attacked the turkey.

The turkey had seen this coming and had jumped on Merlin's back and made another loud squak.

"Merlin what on earth are you doing?"

Finally Merlin had caught the turkey.  "Sorry Arthur, I have to do something, I'll be right back."

"Wait help me with my shir-" Arthur was interrupted by the door slamming. "Shirt." He sighed. Looks like Arthur would have to figure this puzzle of clothing out himself.

As Arthur fought with his shirt, Merlin was running around the castle in a frenzy looking for Gwaine. He'd asked a total of fourteen people if they knew where Gwaine was. When he asked Leon, he was expecting a 'no idea, probably passed out by the tavern' Not what Leon told him.

Soon Merlin was racing to where Gwaine would supposedly be... With a turkey. Finding Gwaine in the armoury where Leon said he'd be, he sharply inhaled to catch his breath.

"Gwaine....huff.... Please.... huff.... Take.... huff.... The....huff huff.... Turkey.

"Breathe Merlin, what's wrong?" Gwaine cautiously asked.

Merlin held up the turkey to answer Gwaine's question as he huffed away.

"A man in town asked me to take that stupid turkey to the cook, and as soon as it saw the kitchens, it found a way to escape. He let himself into Arthur's chambers, and I had a hell of a time catching him." Merlin quickly told Gwaine. "Please knock him out and take him to the kitchen." Gwaine agreed and Merlin raced back to Arthur's chambers.

When Merlin got there a fully dressed Arthur was sitting on his bed with a sour expression on his face.

"You can dress yourself! This is great news! We must tell the knights!" Merlin exclaimed.

"Merlin," Arthur called.

"Sire."

"Why was there bird poop in my shoe?"

Stupid turkey! Merlin thought

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