I'm sorry but I had to add technoblade our hero. Do you mind? If you do, please say so. I will just include him :)

In the homies chat

XD: Karl where u

Karl: GET ME BACK

XD: but where you

Karl: XD PLEASE

XD: BUT WHERE ARE YOU

Karl: IM BACK AT SIR BILLIAM'S 😭😭😭

XD: oh
XD: uh

Bitch: what is going on

Sir Billiam the third joined the chat

Sir Billiam the third: where are you Karl, Ranbutler and I are searching 4 u

Technoblade: great grandfather?

Sir Billiam the third: who you are

Technoblade: you don't know me duh, I'll be your great grandson

Sir Billiam the third: oh
Sir Billiam the third: well, are you powerful?

Technoblade: I am the best warrior of the smp

Sir Billiam the third: well in that case, wanna help me feed the egg?

Technoblade: the what now

Sir Billiam the thrid: please tell me the egg is still alive

Technoblade: the egg is bad and manipulative, I'm not helping that parasite

Bad: i a̶m̶ was a loyal follower
Bad: it's just so beautiful...

Skeppy: more beautiful than me?

Bad: no
Bad: never

Skeppy: though you still chose that thing over me

Bad: I do not want to be reminded of those times

Sir Billiam the third: well, I'm disappointed in you, great grandson
Sir Billiam the third: but Karl where are you, you need to be offered

Karl: NO PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE

Technoblade: why are you in the past

Karl: SHUT UP TECHNO AND DONT ASK

Technoblade: time travelling is dangerous
Technoblade: whoever gave you that power had bad intentions

Karl: @XD

XD: he's lying I swear

Karl: care to explain?

Technoblade: you just got caught in 4K

XD banned sir Billiam the third

XD: UH.
XD: @dream I demand you to help me

Dream: bro
Dream; I'm literaly your les powerful form

XD: I DONT CARE

XD: THEY BOUTTA FIND OUT ABOUT THE LOREEEEEE
XD: THEY AINT SUPPOSED TO YET.

Karl: XD...
Karl: this is not a private chat...

XD: shit
XD: scheiße
XD: merde
XD: たわごと
XD: skit
XD: mierda
XD: cacas

Dream: stop swearing in every damn language will you

XD: poep
XD: kotoran

Dream: ARGH

Gogy: XD stop please

XD: ok

Karl: SIMP

Quacktittie: SIMP

Bitch: SIMP

Slime: simp?

Bad: simp?

Skeppy: SUMP BAHAHAH

Puffy: SIMP.

Foolish: SIMP

Sam: SIMP

Ponk: SIMP

Techno: SIMP

Dadza: simp

Tommy: simp

Wilbur: simp

Tubbo: simp

Boob boy: SIMP

Punz: simp

Purpled: SIMP

Niki: you are a simp tho.

Jack: ^

Connor: YOU ARE MY GODFATHER. LITERALLY. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A SIMP

The queen of LGBT: GAY SIMPPP

Hannah: simp.

Shat: simp, never thought I'd ever say that

Fundy: simp

Dream: simp

Bitch: says you

Dream: ye 😔🔫

Bitch: anyway, any1 wanna commit arson?

Dream: I'm in prison hoe

Bad: language >:(

Dream: shush, wasn't talking 2 u

Skeppy: be nicwb tk bad of ill kills u

Dream: what he say?

Bad: 'be nice to bad or I'll kill you'

Dream: UR LIKE 2'2 LMAO

skeppy: I have the mighty power of the diamond goblins

Dream: what that gonna do 🥺🥺💀

Skeppy: turn you into a diamond statue, for eternity you will be frozen.

Dream: why are you typing normal

Dream: also, I don't think you are capable of that

Skeppy: try me

Dream: alright bet

Bad: dream, you do know that it can only be reversed by expert-demon magic right?

dream: ur a demon right

bad: i'm a just hybrid, i'm not capable of such advanced power
bad: only the most powerful are

dream: oh
dream: you know skeppy, let's not-

skeppy: then be nice to bad next time

dream: ok

callahan: may i add someone?

bitch: YOU SPEAK?

callahan: yes of course, just not a lot.
callahan: but may I?

XD: sure who

callahan: call it a co-worker

XD: aight, if u say so

callahan added Grian

grian: wha

callahan: hey Xel

grian: hey callahan

XD: oh

Grian: hi XD

dream: WHY DOES EVERYBODY KNOW XD GODDAMNIT

grian: did you just fucking swear
grian: not in my family-friendly household

dream: what
dream: OH XD
dream: THERE'S A CHICKEN MAN OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

technoblade: what window

dream: OF MY HOUSE DUH

technoblade: you have a house?
technoblade: and i thought you were still in prison

dream: STFU
dream: IT'S THROWING EGGS AT MEE😭😭😭😭

grian: poultry man returns

dream: WHAAAAAAAAAT IS GOING ONNNNNN

XD: grian pls stop throwing eggs at my mortal self
XD: he's a manipulative murderer, he should be in jail rn

grian: reminds me of someone
grian: nvm i don't wanna remember

the lord says poultry man is still throwing those eggs...