In the homies chat

X: can any of you explain why 'Technoblade' is in my server?
x: only powerful admin magic can make you go to another server

Dream: idk

XD: WHAT.
XD: AS THE ADMIN OF THIS SERVER, I. AM. FREAKING. OUT.

X: same

Grian: hm, idk

X: HE'S SEARCHING FOR MY BROTHER?!

Grian: EX?

X: yeah

Dream: wait that dude joined villains GC

X: is technoblade a threat to my server?

Dream: I mean, he retired, but if he doesn't have anything to control himself from the voices, then your server ain't safe

X: OH COME ON.

Callahan: gri?

Grian: already looking into it

Callahan: good

In the hermit's chat

Xisuma: I think you all are aware that this 'Technoblade' joined?

Tango: yup

False: ya

Joe: mhm

Scar: yes

Grian: already looking into it

Ren: as the king, I forbid. He must be exiled in some way.

Xisuma: calm down ren, it'll be okay.

Wels: I am aware of the situation, I will help at all costs.

Grian: but does that mean he can join this chat

Xisuma: ...
Xisuma: you know what fine.

Xisuma added techno

Techno: oh so this is your chat?
Techno: where is this 'EX'?

Xisuma: he is banned

Techno; but he told me he was here

Xisuma: 'technically'

Techno: ohhh

Grian: you realisin

Mumbo: I have awoken from my slumber, what's with the panic?

Ren: mumbo jumbo! Finally you are here.

Tango: mumbo!

Impulse: hellooo and welcome back!

Grian: IT WORKED

Xisuma: welcome back mumbo!
Xisuma: wdym gri

Grian: don't ask

Mumbo: what happened after the moon crashed in? Did you all survive?

Xisuma: what do you mean mumbo.

Mumbo: huh?

Grian: SHUSH MUMBO

Mumbo: but?
Mumbo: I still do have your soul, don't I?

Grian: OMG PLS SGUTNUP

DL!(double life)scar: you have two secret soulmates now?

Grian: OH MY LORD

DL!scar: but grian, I thought you loved me :<

Grian: OKAY CALM DOWN, I AM NOT THE RIGHT GRIAN

DL!scar: oh?

DL!Grian: hi

DL!scar: GRIAN :D

Scar: what
Scar: gri are we soulmates?!??! :D?

DL!grian: sadly.

Scar: wdym? :<

Grian: okay enough of it
Grian: get back to the session, you're gonna be red

DL:grian: WHAT
DL!grian: NOONONONOONON

Grian: GO KILL BIG B KING 😜

DL!grian: I DID WHAT?!?

Grian: you killed big b LOLLLLLL

DL!grian: WHAT? IM GONNA CRY. MY LOVE, WAIT FOR ME, ILL SEARCH YOU IN THE DEAD-

EX: FFS FINALLY I GOT BACK

X: EX
X: how
X: yk what nvm

Techno: hellooo

EX: hi technoblade :>

Ren: sir, I am the king here. Get out of this server or get executed, you choose.

Techno: I have been executed already, I survived.

Ren: you're not gonna survive this one

Techno: as if, I have been fighting against governments for my whole life. I don't think one pathetic little king will stop that.

Ren: hmmm
Ren: we shall see.

Hels: hi

Wels: shut the fuck up and get out

EX: don't be mean to hels.

Grian: EX on his protective boyfriend arc:

EX: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET RELATIONSHIP GRIAN FFS

Grian: but it's cuteeeee

X: WHAT

Wels: HELS? EXPLAIN.

X: HELS YOU BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING TO EX, ILL RIP YOU APART.

Hels: 😰
Hels: I won't I promise
Hels: I want a loving brother :<

Evelyn: I'll be your loving brother

Hels: Arent you a girl
Hels: also who are you

Evelyn: 1: I don't gender
2: Evelyn

Techno: well then I'm your new father hels

Evelyn: also you have another brother

Hels: whooo

Herobrine: hi :3

X: OH MY FUCKEDY FUCK

Cleo: =0

Techno: wait so is Herobrine my son now too

Evelyn: yes

Herobrine: I'd love to
Herobrine: notch and Steve aren't being nice to me :<

Techno: should I tell them about me having two kids now

Evelyn: I mean
Evelyn: BBH would freak out, I'm technically the queen

Herobrine: I think everyone would freak the it if they see me
Herobrine: maybe not adopt me

Evelyn: bloxburg then?

Herobrine: what...?

Evelyn: nvm

Stress: can you please get out of our groupchat/stop spamming

Herobrine: okey

In the sbi fam GC (+Tubbo, ranboo, Micheal)

Tommy: where

Wilbur: idk man

Fundy: I haven't seen him

Tubbo: me neither

Philza: you didn't lose your son did you

Techno: I found him

Tommy: bring him please

Techno: no i need to add someone

Tommy: ???
Tommy: do you have a kid

Techno: yea

Tommy:....
Tommy: who is the mother.
Tommy: I know there is a mother because you wouldn't adopt anyone.

Techno: you see I do also make exceptions

Tommy: WHAT.
Tommy: FUCKING ORPHAN DESTROYER ADOPTS ONE
Tommy: DADDDDD
Tommy: WXPLAINNN

Philza: I did not know about this

Techno added Evelyn

Evelyn: hellooo :b

Tommy; are you a female

Evelyn: idk, yes?

Tommy: the first female here apart from mumza.

Fundy: :D

Techno: hello evvy <3

Evelyn: HELO <3

Philza: I have never seen techno so soft for anyone

Techno changed 'Evelyn' to 'evvy'

Evvy: :3

Fundy: hello cousin

Evvy: hi cousin!

Tommy: are we gonna forget the fact that techno literally adopted and ORPHAN?

Techno: yeah

Evvy: technically I'm not an orphan
Evvy: my mother just hasn't moved in a looooooong time

Tommy: def dead

Evvy: eh
Evvy: it's been like this for a while now

Tommy: how old you are

Evvy: UH.
Evvy: 7

Tommy: hm
Tommy: k
Tommy: youngling

Evvy: yk what, add me to that 'homies' GC
Evvy: I wanna see bad's face when he sees me

Techno: being added