IM ON MY HOMIES GC ARC

Karl: I wanna watch movies with someone

Bitch: I'm in

Grian: weren't you two like
Grian: divorcing yesterday

Bitch: like father like son 💔

Skeppy: you aren't my dog

Bad: SKEPPY YOUVE BEEN MAKING THESE JOKES FOR A WEEK NOW
Bad: I DONT GET IT
Bad: explain :(

Skeppy:.........
Skeppy: bad

Bad: yes

Skeppy: do you want

Bad: ?

Skeppy: traumas?

Bad: nty

Skeppy: then don't ask and let me continue with the jokes

bad: okay fine :(

bitch: the 14th reason why i hated skeppy as a baby

skeppy: lol 14 funny number

bad: i'm taking a break
bad: off life

skeppy: please don't

bad: i might

skeppy: pls no

bad: i might
bad: you know what guys i might not take a break off life

bitch: how'd he convince you

bad: shut up

bitch: woah
bitch: how did he convince you
bitch: hello
bitch: BAAAAADDDD
bitch: DAAAAADDDD
bitch: answer meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

puffy: shut up sapnap

bitch: why?

puffy: he isn't gonna answer anytime soon

bitch: why?

puffy: attatched one image

bitch: OH
bitch: i'm coming for you skeppy
bitch: i have to be double third wheel now 😔

a6d: did someone say third wheel

bitch: WOAH WOAH
bitch: WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE SPAWNING WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING

a6d: idk dude

a6d: maybe they were there before, but they were just watching

grian: i heard that

callahan: same

XD: shut the fuck up cal

callahan: okay mister admin dude 🙄

dadza: someone help
dadza: techno showed up at my door looking exhausted
dadza: he said he needed BLOOD.

quacktitty: i mean
quacktitty: it's him
quacktitty: does he need a heart?

dadza: wdym

quacktitty: if you want blood, techno, you should eat a heart
quacktitty: i can get two for you

dadza: WHERE TF DO YOU GET HEARTS FROM

quacktitty: dead husbands

dadza:....

karl: QUACKITY.

bitch: YOU WOULDN'T DARE

quacktitty: i've done it before 🤷‍♀️

karl: WHAT

bitch: WHAT

karl: WHOSE HEART-

shat: yo

bitch: HE'S YOUR HUSBAND???

quacktitty: ex husband, and he's dead
quacktitty: also your heart tasted bitter and like alchohol, schlatt

shat: no shit sherlock
shat: i drink every day

quacktitty: ur ded lol

techno: i want blood, and not a heart
techno: nvm got my blood

karl: from what

techno: idk, phil gave me red soup, it tasted like blood and the voices have agreed

dadza: i did not?

techno: shush

dadza: where'd you get the blood from

techno: not me, don't ask, shush.

Dadza: my children are fine

Tommy: I'm not

Dadza: come here Tommy for a hug

Tommy: finally you're a good dad

Dadza: that hurt

Tommy: I'm hurt

Dream: L

Nightmare: L

Dream: FUCK OFF NIGHTMARE

Nightmare: FUCK OFF DREAM

Good: FUCK OFF BOTH OF U
Good: NIGHT YOU HAD TO REVEAL US?

Nightmare: SORRY GOOD

Bad: what the muffin

Good: cupcakes are better asshole

Bad: NOT TRUE AND LANGUAGE >:(

Good: Haha no

Alexis: I'm fucking done with this, get the fuck out here and get back to our own universe you pieces of garbage

Good: wtf are you doing here Alexis

Alexis: my opposite has been spamming me because YOU TWO ARE IN HER UNIVERSE.

Good: didn't ask

Alexis: oh fuck off
Alexis: someone ban them

XD banned good
XD banned nightmare

XD: happy?

Alexis: yup

Alexis left the chat

XD: interesting

Xelqua: THEY WENT IN THERE AGAIN?
Xelqua: oops wrong chat

Callahan: what 😰
Callahan: lord xelqua what R u doing here /rp

Xelqua: don't ask

Gods chat

Evelyn: BRO THE OPPOSITES WENT INTO THE ORIGINAL CHAT AGIAN

Xelqua: I'm gonna cry

XD: why were you in my chat

Xelqua: 😭😭😭😭

XD: bro
XD: why

Xelqua: wrong chat.
Xelqua: anyway.

Herobrine: that's not smart xel

Xelqua: I KNOW

Notch: enderman is at my door

Herobrine: why not at mine

Notch: idk duud

Samgladiator: yo

Xelqua: AAAAAAAAAAAAH
Xelqua: WHAT THE BREAD ARE YOU DOING HERE.
Xelqua: BACK
Xelqua: BACK I SAID

Samgladiator: do I know you?

Xelqua: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU FILTHY PIECE OF RABBIT STEW

Samgladiator: dang
Samgladiator: fine

Samgladiator left the chat

XD: what you have against him

Xelqua: everything, now stfu

Evelyn: don't swear with hell will you
Evelyn: I'm offended

Herobrine: I feel you

Evelyn: 😢

Herobrine: they keep swearing with nether and hell 😞
Herobrine: it's not that bad there

Evelyn: exactly! Hell is the place in the underworld where ppl burn, but everyone thinks that demons R from hell. No 😡

Notch: haha imagine

Herobrine: why are you my brother again
Herobrine: why R u mean 2 me

Notch: cuz ur Steve from Walmart, Steve is the best creation ever and you had to mimic him

Herobrine: what about Alex

Notch: we don't talk about Alex

Herolex(OR WHATEVER ALEX'S WHITE EYED NAME IS): bro that hurt

Herobrine: HEROLEX^-^

Herolex: stfu

Herobrine: ( .•́ _ʖ •̀.)

Evelyn: you hurt him lex >:(
Evelyn: you want a hug Herobrine?

Herobrine: yes

Evelyn: I'll be there ('･ᴗ･')

Herobrine: I'm protecting this being at all costs
Herobrine: @herolex at least she's nice, unlike you
Herobrine: will you be my new sister Evelyn 🙏

Evelyn: okey ^-^

Herobrine: YESSS❤️

Evelyn: <3

XD: new families being formed 🥹

Xelqua: slay family
Xelqua: don't really have that

Evelyn: but you have the h
Evelyn: nvm
Evelyn: you are the mother of ur server, the players R like ur children

Xelqua: but I'm also the most chaotic gremlin

Evelyn: same

Xelqua: ur a literal child

Xelqua: and you drink blood

Evelyn: that's my dad

Xelqua: ur dad is dead idiot
Xelqua: he got killed at night in a little tent during war remember

Evelyn: fuck you

Xelqua: girl you're collecting family members like EAH dolls
Xelqua: btw you do drink blood

Evelyn: only when there's too much ppl

Xelqua: always

Evelyn: I live at the world border, no one ever goes there
Evelyn: I'm Still wondering HOW the opposites get into the original world
Evelyn: there must be a tear in my portals or someone built an entrance to other realities

XD: how build an entrance

Evelyn: just-
Evelyn: tear reality apart so there's a rift or sth
Evelyn: wait
Evelyn: @xelqua
Evelyn: the rift

Xelqua: SHUT THE FUCKEDY FUCK UP
Xelqua: i didn't do anything

Evelyn: you built the rift idiot
Evelyn: it could be you
Evelyn: oHSUD

Xelqua: you good?

Evelyn: It's nothing
Evelyn: just a little fever
Evelyn: doesn't happen often
Evelyn: *has never happened before

Xelqua: you are the goddess of alternate universes I think it has to do with you

Evelyn: ya think so?

XD: how do you keep knowing that other universes get into my server's GC, you ain't in there

Evelyn: I know everything L
Evelyn: XD add me pls

XD: but dream didn't approve

Evelyn: I'm not listening to a homeless green teletubby
Evelyn: and so are you

XD: HOW DO YOU KNO

Evelyn: I ALRADY TOLD YOU JBKBKW EVEYTHJBG BIDG

XD: STOP SOUNDING LIKE SKEPPY

Evelyn: isn't that the 2'2 diamond dude

XD: GIRL WHAT

Evelyn: JUST ADD ME TO THE FREAKING GROUP FOR PURPUR'S SAKE

XD: FINE BUT LET ME ASK ONE MORE TIME

Homies GC  next chapter cuz this is getting long af😔😔😔😔😔😔