gogy: dream

dream: george

gogy: dream

dream: george

bitch: you gonna fuck or not?
bitch: i'm waiting

dream: i mean
dream: if you want 

gogy: alright, let's fuck. make sure XD and bad aren't watcing

dream: i've got a place
dream: dm me

bitch: oh my XD
bitch: @everyone
bitch: they are gonna fuckkkk

bad: language

tommy: YESSS

tubbo: FINALY 

grian: oooo
grian: should've been EX and Hels tho 😔
grian: actually

puffy: MY BABY IS GROWING UP 🥺🥺🥺🥺
puffy: @sam

sam: WHAT NOW.
Sam: NOOO
sam: GEORGE IS WRECKED 😭😭😭

sam: I'M GONNA HAVE TO BUY WHEELCHAIRS💀

puffy: 100%

technoblade: yeah, i'm happy that george and dream r finally gonna fuck, but like-
technoblade: what if 'nightmare' takes dream over again, what will happen?
technoblade: i've been studying a lot about alternate universes (author here: that's a lie)
technoblade: will george get killed? idk

puffy: stop making me worry

technoblade: alright fine

sam: i swear to XD, if george dies, i'm kicking dream back into prison, and i'm letting Quackity have FREE VISITS this time.

quacktitty: REALLY?

puffy: why quackity

sam: uH
sam: you say quacks

quacktitty: abusing  and beating dream up in the prison is my hobby now lol

puffy: WHAT.
puffy: SAM AND QUACKITY. IF YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON MY SON, I WILL DEFINITELY CALL SOME POWERFUL SOURCES TO BRUTALLY MURDER YOU.

bitch: quackity

quacktitty: yea

bitch: you do know right, me and dream are soulbound, just like bad and skeppy

quacktitty: no...

bitch: if he dies, i die too.

quacktitty:.....

bitch: THE WOUNDS
bitch: THAT HE GETS
bitch: I GET TOO. (author here: my AU)

quacktitty: oh

XD: drama
XD: my favorite

callahan: oh say less XD, drama is the best

grian: i agree with XD

bitch: yk, i might actually want a divorce

grian: OHHHHH
grian: IT'S GETTING REAL HERE

quacktitty: not over the phone

bitch: YOU HAVE BEEN ABUSING MY BEST FRIEND FOR MONTHS.
bitch: DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING TELL ME.
bitch: AND IN THE PROCESS YOU HURT ME TOO.

bitch: I FUCKING HATE YOU QUACKITY

grian: oh my xelqua
grian: this is an actual divorce
grian: do you perhaps have children? might wanna get them out before they get traumas

karl: we don't have children, but i'm here...

bitch: AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON YOU KARL
bitch: YOU KEEP FORGETTING OUT DATES
bitch: ROMANTIC OR NOT, YOU WON'T GO.
bitch: THEN YOU JUST SAY: 'i forgot'
bitch: ONE TIME YOU EVEN FORGOT US.
bitch: YOU COULDN'T REMEMBER WHO WE WERE, WE HAD TO TELL YOU ALL OF IT! WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER YOUR OWN FUCKING FINACÉ??!

tubbo: my husband has that to

karl: it's not my fault...

bitch: THEN WHOSE IS IT? THE GOD'S?

karl:...
karl: yes

bitch: what

karl: XD makes me time travel, i have to write my own name down in my journal so i won't forget who i am and what i have to do
karl: XD then sucks the memories out of my head, and often other memories go with the time-travel memories

bitch: XD.
bitch: fucking. explain.

XD: LMAO ALL OF THIS BECAUSE I WANT MORE KNOWLEDGE BHAHHAHA

grian: XD, it's not funny.

callahan: he does this for power. the knowledge goes straight to dream, and you know what they say

callahan: knowledge = power

XD:....
XD: why'd they make you watcher

callahan: XD WHAT THE FRICK

dream: you're a watcher?

technoblade: thought watchers didn't exist...

fundy: what the fuck

callahan: i was made to watch. nothing else. not even speak. now i spoke too much. 

dream: who made you watcher

callahan: the ancient watchers of EVO. they have spread out, EVO doesn't exist anymore.

dream: damnit

callahan: dream, you don't want to become a watcher. it's torture.

dream: but
dream: the power

callahan: the upperwatcher had control over everything idiot
callahan: you can't do that much

dream: oh

callahan: but many watchers have tried to escape the power of the upperwatcher
callahan: they became individual, hostile creatures
callahan: now they take over small servers and make the inhabitants their watcher-slaves
callahan: or sth like that
callahan: a watcher is basically an admin but with more power

XD: discribed perfectly

callahan: oh, you made it known, i'll make your secrets known

XD: shit

callahan: you have a soft spot for george
callahan: and HD

XD: YOU PIECE OF STUPID BIRD

o(rgin smp)!tommy: i have been summoned

XD: what

o!tommy: i'm an avian bro, i am a piece of stupid bird

grian: same

o!tommy; Ooh! which bird?

grian: parrot, or pesky bird
grian: you?

o!tommy: chicken😔😔

grian: LMAO
grian: igtg, scar's calling me

o!tommy: who now

grian: goostimeswithscar, or scar, a friend 

o!tommy: ok
o!tommy: bye

grian: bye

gogy: i could barely walk to my communicator

dream: cuddles?

gogy: cuddles

puffy: AEEAEEAEAEAEEAEA

sam: this dude- IT'S CUTE THO

skeppy: attatched one image

puffy: AEAEEAEAEEAEEAEAEEAEEAEEAEAEAE

sam: how'd you get that photo, skeppy

skeppy: im smalr

sam: ??????!?!?!?

skeppy: i cam gwt on smral sspades

sam: still don't understand

bad: 'i'm small'
bad: 'i can get in small spaces'

sam: oh

skeppy: i hav mirw

bad: 'i have more'

puffy: SEND ASAP

skeppy: attached one image

skeppy: fom theyr litl swesipn

bad: 'from their little session'
bad: oh my indigo

puffy: AAAAHHHHHH

sam: DREAM.
sam: i'M KILLING YOU

dream: hi killing you, i'm dream

connor: does this mean i have two dads now

dream: yes