Mytri's POV:

I woke up in midnight again @5.30 AM and found myself cuddled into Seshi. Yup, into him. My head is on his chest and our bodies are so close that if I breathe my very air would touch his chest.

OH god!! Me and my cuddling habits, I always cuddle to the person sleeping next to me that's why Pyaar hates to sleep next to me,

Wait, what if Seshi starts hating me too?

Before I start hating myself thinking he hates me...I found the culprit!! My headstrong husband is the culprit here. Seshi just shifted in sleep and even in sleep he dragged me more into him wrapping his arms more tightly around me, if possible!

So, he is the cuddle bug here, not me!!

His arms are wrapped around my waist so tightly As if I am the love of his life and I am going to run away from him while he is sleeping.

Umm...oh god! Why is it so comfortable and tempting to sleep like this on my cuddle bug?

I kept my ear near his chest and tried to listen to his heartbeat. After I thoroughly enjoyed myself in his arms, then I came to my senses and remember that I have so much work to do today!

I unwrapped myself from my sleeping cuddle bug and started working on my mission. It took me an hour or more to make some essential changes in our bedroom before he wakes up.

Seshank Gupta's POV:

I woke up and saw that my wife is not sleeping next to me.

"Damn! Where is she?"

I think I should make some basic rules of our relationship like Mytri should wake up only after me.

"Oh really!! So, you can wrap your arms around her tightly when she innocently cuddles you in sleep" My conscience mocked me.

This is not the way, I want to start my day.

I opened my eyes fully and started searching for her...but I found few pillows next to me and a note placed on it.

Husband!

1) As you have noticed our sleeping arrangement is a bit uncomfortable for us. So I placed few pillows between us.

I glared at the pillows and I don't know why I started hating every pillow in the world thinking that bloody thing is separating me from my wife!! Go hell with her rules!! I thought and continued reading her letter.

2) The pillows are dividing our bed in75:25 ratios. I have a habit of cuddling them I want 75% of our bed. If you are uncomfortable with it, you can sleep comfortably on the couch.

What the hell!! She can take all the place she wants if the place on the bed is not enough she can sleep on me too but I am not going to leave this bed! Never!

3) Coming to the closets, My expensive diamond sets and other world class jewellery, my makeup and my designer wear and traditional dresses, undergarments (which I don't want to discuss with you),my shoes, my stilettos and other cosmetics demanded they require more place and so they occupied 90 percent of our walk-in closets, I already consulted your stuff (shirts, trousers, shoes, watches,laptops and science books) and they said they are happy with just 10% of closet space.

I am grateful that she didn't throw my stuff away. I really don't have a problem with this rule.

4) I want to learn Guitar and so I am taking yours.

No problem, I will teach you, honey...but you should pay the fee. The tempting kiss, you gave me last night..five kisses like that for every class of an hour and I really and desperately hope you to be a slow learner.

5) Other than that the entire bedroom is half yours and half mine. You can gladly watch TV as it is on your side, but unfortunately remote came into my half...And I can put whatever channels I want!!

The door is half yours and half mine but fortunately bathroom is on my way and don't dare to use it without my permission.

Mine lovingly (instead of yours lovingly)

"Mytri Seshank Gupta" The great

What the hell!!

Why can't I use the bathroom..!!

I went inside the washroom which she claims to be hers and washed my face with water and took a white towel from the closet and rubbed my face into it. Suddenly, I felt something sticky and black around my face and I rubbed my face again. I opened my eyes and saw my face in the mirror

What!!

My face is all black.

And I found a note stickered to the mirror

Husband!

Your shoe polish accidentally fell on the towel you are using to wash your face! If you use my bathroom again...it will fall all over your well built sexy body.

Beware of Me!!

Mine lovingly,

"Mytri Seshank Gupta" The great.

PS: Don't forget to take selfies of your new face;-)

"Mytri!!!!!!!!!!!" I shouted.

"This girl is going to get her lesson, today!"

Mytri's POV:

"Mytri!!" He shouted on top of his lungs and from outside our bedroom, all the while I was watching his reactions on our new bedroom arrangements, but I can't hear what he was saying until he shouted my name...

"Escape Mytri!!" My brain guided me...and I immediately ran to the garden where the other family members are there except Sujith and Shyam.

Once I reached the garden, I saw Pam aunty, Prem Uncle, MIL and Sadhana Aunt playing badminton and I know they will rescue me but I preferred Raghu Uncle and Arvind Uncle who were pleasantly reading their newspapers.

I offered them teaching yoga they denied and then I put a puppy dog pouting face and they agreed to join my yoga classes. I am PRO in Yoga, I do it every day from years to keep my blood pressure in control. I hate doctors in general, So, I always take good care of my health to avoid them from my life.

HEHEHHE...Now Seshi won't say anything to me, seeing me busy with my yoga classes.

Now,

Breathe in

Breathe out

Breathe in

Breathe out...

"Your mind should be pleasant thinking of your favourites," I told them - The same words my yoga guru taught me years ago. I always, saw Seshi when I close my eyes.

"What, did you see?" I asked them in a pleasant voice hiding my curiosity.

"Sadhana," Arvind Uncle said with a small smile on his face.

"My mom," Raghu Uncle said...Seshi's dad lost his mom when he was very young and was raised by his father alone. He still misses his mother.

"Ok enough for the warm up, we will start with simple Yoga poses now"

We will start with tree pose.

"Stand with your legs together and your arms straight over your head, palms together"

"Now, Raise your right leg slightly off the ground so that the toes are still on the ground and your heel is touching the inside part of your ankle."

"Balance for...."

Before I complete my instruction

"Mytri!!! Mytri!!!" I heard my husband shouting and coming towards us. He is fully dressed maybe ready for going to the hospital after scolding me.

An idea popped up in my mind, I wanted to make my husband wet!

OH....no, no!! no!! Not the wattpad wet but real wet.

I took the gardening pipe nearby and sprayed the water on him the moment he came in front of me...

Serves him Right!!

He embarrassed me last night with his naughty mouth and teasing words!!

After the kiss, MIL's lectured me on how to act properly!!

What do they mean...Am I not proper?

Everyone came near and started laughing on the stupid me and my angry husband. The family thought it was fun and joined us in our water game, spraying water on one another laughingly.

A while after our rain dance party, everyone parted their ways to clean up, I was about to go to our bedroom too...

"Ahhhhhhh" I was about to skid and fall but someone caught me by my waist, and turned me to this side.

He was shirtless and looking irresistible. I gulped and breathed in his handsomeness and my eyes are locked to his....and then

"Wash this shirt!!" He said and threw his dirty shirt over me

"What if I don't do?, your highness" I mocked him.

He glared at me...

Mytri don't be afraid of his glares. Remember you are not a kid anymore he can't boss around you as he used to do in childhood.

"Baby, Wash it otherwise you are going to see the other side of me and it is rough, cunning, arrogant and anything but good. So, be a good girl, wash and press it and keep it in our cupboard!" He said huskily into my ear binding his arms into my waist.

I was about to contradict him but nothing came out of my mouth after hearing his stern warning and I being a good girl took his shirt started running inside the bungalow after stomping my foot.

Seshi POV:

Mytri...

Mytri...

Mytri...

A sweet smile appeared on my face remembering her doings in the morning. The things she does to give me annoyancidity (annoyance + acidity) but cute too...Only she can take this liberty in my life.

Her face when I warned her is so cute. Pouting still She took my shirt to wash it.

That's my girl!!

She knows when to defy me and when to obey me too!

She says she doesn't love me but I really appreciate the fact that she knows me so well.

Maybe she too loves me but is not aware of that?

Then why she is behaving arrogant and devilish towards me?

Why is she doing all this?

Mytri is like a mirror. She reflects what others show her.

Had I ever hurt her to deserve her wrath?

I don't know but I feel that there is something else in this story of Mytri's annoying behaviour towards me. I think I should discuss with her alone and personally. Maybe on our honeymoon?

We will get some alone time and so we can clear things between us.

Hmmm...

"Earth to the married Seshank Gupta" My colleague Victor snapped his fingers in front of my face dragging me back to the reality.

"You, Mr Gupta, one, did not invite us to your wedding and two, you are spacing our into la la land with your wife probably doing something that my virgin brain should avoid." Victor half mocked and half teased me.

I came to the hospital to sign the non-paid leave form for two more weeks. Since my paid leave is almost over, I need to casual leave for all the honeymoon stuff.

I should've come later in the evening when all of my colleagues and friends are busy. I'm now suffering from constant teasing for getting married as an intern.

Huhhh...

The rest of the evening I spent with friends telling them about Mytri and my relation from childhood and all the mischievous things we'd done.

After a long talk and a heartfelt chat with them, I returned home. I already started missing my devil, I must say she did a magic spell on me, in just 2 days of our marriage.

Mytri's POV:

"My lord," I said to my husband when he came in front of me.

He was parking his bike outside the garage. I am glad that he didn't go inside it. I think God has listened to my prayers.

Seshi: What? My lord? Who?

"You are my lord, my lord. In ancient India, women used to refer her husband as 'swami'. I am just using the English version of it, 'my lord'. You are my lord, 'my lord', You are my everything and I am nothing but the dust at your feet" I said sincerely to him.

"Are you out of your mind Mytri? Don't call me that!" He said taking his laptop bag from his bike

Me: 'My God' Please give me the bag in your hand here... take this towel and freshen up you must be tired.

Seshi's POV:

My what?

Did she just call me God?

Why?

What happened to her?

Did she hurt her head?

From childhood onwards, she always calls me Seshi! Suddenly how and why I become a God for her?

Damn... she's scary like this.

I want my devilish Mytri back right now!!

I stared at her without blinking an eye trying to assess her. She smiled sweetly, trying to hand me the fresh towel into my hands.

I took the towel and smelt it. It smells good and fresh. I opened it to see if there is any colour in it like morning, but there is none. What is her actual plan?

I went to the bathroom to freshen up leaving Mytri at the doorstep with a doubtful look. After I came out of the bathroom and got into some warm clothes, I went down and saw Sujith sitting there in the living room with a file probably waiting for me.

Sujith: (smirking) Seshi... How's your trip to the hospital? Heard that you are teased a lot?

I walked towards him with a smile and sat on the opposite sofa to him.

Me: Ahh... yes a little. You'll understand when you'll be in my shoes... soon.

Sujith (smirked) : Oh really!

Poor guy, he doesn't know what my sweet devil and moms are planning for him.

Me: So, what had I owe to your enlightening presence?

Sujith: well there is this pregnant woman who had a brain surgery two years ago. So, check the files and tell if it is okay to do a c-section on her since she is still recovering slowly.

Hmmm...

I opened the file to analyse the case but suddenly taken away from my hands. I looked up to see who dared to take the file from my hands when I'm working. And there stood Mytri, my wife with a frown on her cute face and her hands on her hips glaring at Sujith.

Mytri: Sujith... Is this a time to talk about work? 'My God' hadn't had anything from the afternoon. 'My God' needs the energy to think about work so wait for half an hour, he'll have his dinner and then you can talk about work.

Me : "OH MY GOD!!"

Mytri :(with a small smile) 'My God' dinner is prepared. Please come and have it. You look tired and weak. You need to eat frequently since you work so hard 'My God'.

Something is really fishy over here. Why is she smiling so... sweetly towards me? Did I do something wrong?

Did she do something wrong? or

Did she actually lost some bolts and nuts from her brain?

Mytri took my hand softly... yes softly as if I am made of glass and dragged me to the dining hall. She asked Sujith to join the dinner which he gladly agreed seeing Mytri's mysterious behaviour. She pulled a chair out for me to sit.

She pulled a chair for me!

She pulled a chair for me?

Mytri: 'My God' please sit down I'll bring you the food. Careful you might hit your precious leg to that worthless table. You might get hurt.

Huh?

Sujith looked over to me raising an eyebrow as if asking me what is this all about and partially amused by Mytri's endearment for me. 'My God'

Mytri returned with food and served me and Sujith. She prepared spicy chicken curry, chicken fries and a blueberry ice cream.

Seriously?

These are for me?

What about the bitter gourd that she loves to prepare for me?

Mytri: Eat slowly 'My God'!!! all these are for you and you need to complete everything here. Did you look at yourself 'My God' you've become thin, You need to eat more.

I became thin after marrying you, devil.!

Me: What is with you calling me 'My God'? Are you doing drugs these days?

Mytri: (smiling softly) Because that you are to me, 'My God', A live walking gracious God in the shape of a husband. You told me not to call you 'My lord'. And moreover, every husband is a God to their wives.

God, my foot. Did you ever leave a single chance to annoy me? No.. No... If she continues to behave like this I'll go crazy.

Sujith: uhmm... Mytri, Where are all the three parent couples? I did not see them from the evening.

Mytri: They went to a dinner with the relatives to a restaurant. They may arrive late night. Uh. Uhhh...

Me: Where is Shyam?

Mytri : My brother, he went to the company he had done his internship, to bring the certificate, 'my God'.

Me and Sujith: What?

We were already shocked by Mytri's behaviour but Shyam...I and Sujith are forcing him to bring his internship completion certificate but he is dragging that work from past two months? Then why he went today?

Mytri: Yes, from today afternoon 2 pm, Me and my brother decided that we will do all the things that would please you, my God. We are going to stop playing pranks on you and other family members, My God. We are not going to annoy you, Sujith or anyone. We promised ourselves with our dignity that we will become the epitome of goodness 'my God'. From now, we won't blackmail, threaten anyone for our silly purposes. He will join our company when Uncles force him and me, I will be a good wife to you forever and ever, 'my God'.

OMG! Something is really fishy here! Shyam and Mytri are changing...Is the world about to end?

"'My God' you love chicken curry right, have some more, here..."

Me: Ahh... no, I'm full.

Mytri: just by this little food? No, You need to eat more 'My God'.

After the torturous meal... Mytri went upstairs to our room, god knows what to do. I reviewed the file and noted the points to be done before c-section.

Sujith: Why is Mytri like this? Is it only me that is feeling weird or you too?

Me: I think so too. Anyways... I ate a lot thanks to my lovely wife. Need to go for a walk for digestion and peace of mind. Call me if you have any problem with the patient.

After Sujith left, I went into the garden for a walk. The air is fresh and peaceful.

Mytri: 'My God', wear these slippers these are soft and specially made for a garden walk. Wait I'll make you wear.

She said and bent down taking out my slippers and putting on new ones with her own hands.

she touched my feet and put on the shoes with her own hands!

Just then her phone rang....She picked the phone and put it on speaker and continued to shove slippers on my feet.

Me: Mytri... please get up and why are you doing this. Please don't touch my feet.

Mytri: What is wrong in touching my God's feet. It'll clean away my sins, if any.

I put the phone to my ear and heard aunt's voice.

Leela (MIL): Seshi... what is happening there?

Me: Nothing, your daughter is helping me wearing my slippers.

MIL (in terrified tone): What? Ok! Ok! Don't panic my son, check the slippers for any spiders, bubble gum?

Me: No aunty, I already checked. Nothing is there and it surprised me too.

MIL: I think she is planning something big this time. Be careful son. Don't forget this mom loves you so much and will....

Before mom continues her words, Mytri took her phone back

"Mom! Don't disturb me and my God, I am busy serving my God, call you later!" She said and cut her mother's call and gave a sweet smile to me

After a long walk and mind battling of Mytri's strange behaviour, I went into our room only to find the change of arrangements. This time three-fourth is on my side and one-fourth on her's. She stood