8:16 am

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Blaire: thanks for coming last night

Jake: of course Blaire. I had a lot of fun :)

Blaire: me too :)

1:19 am

Jake: whyyy does English class have to be so boring?

Blaire: come on Jake, at least try to pay attention.

Jake: whyeth thou so keen as to set my attention on thy teacher

Blaire: for thou shallst learn the great written word of many

Jake: Dang Lassie, just threw that back at me without a beat.

Blaire: Yeah, that's because I paid attention in English class, unlike some other people I know ;)

Jake: Lassie, you wound me. How dare you imply my attention is elsewhere!

Blaire: Hmm. I don't know why I would ever think such a thing.

Jake: Well maybe I can't help it. A pretty girl texts and I can't help but to answer.

Blaire: did you just call me pretty?

Blaire: Jake?

Jake: no comment