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Jake: Hey Lassie, how much does a polar bear weigh?
Blaire: I don't know Jake, ask Siri.
Jake: Wrong. The correct answer is, enough to break the ice.
Blaire:...I have no words.
Jake: Funny, looks to me like you have a whole sentence ;)
Blaire: Shouldn't you be in school or something?
Jake: sHoULdNt YoU bE iN ScHOol Or sOMeThIng
Blaire: Did you seriously just Spongebob meme me?
Jake: Why yes, yes I did. Honestly I'm just glad that joke landed.
Blaire: Hey Jake?
Jake:..Yeah?
Blaire: I live in a hospital, not under a rock.
Jake: Hahaha. I just laughed out loud in my English class Lassie. I'm one more stern look away from a detention.
Blaire: Maybe that wouldn't be an issue if you just paid attention Jakey.
Jake: But there's so many better things to do than talk about Hamlet. Interesting people to talk to, things to talk about...
Blaire: Oh really? Like what? :)
Jake: I don't know, I'll talk to those people and get back to you ;)
Blaire: Screw you Ellinger
Jake: XOXO
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