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Jake: Hey Lassie, how much does a polar bear weigh?

Blaire: I don't know Jake, ask Siri.

Jake: Wrong. The correct answer is, enough to break the ice.

Blaire:...I have no words.

Jake: Funny, looks to me like you have a whole sentence ;)

Blaire: Shouldn't you be in school or something?

Jake: sHoULdNt YoU bE iN ScHOol Or sOMeThIng

Blaire: Did you seriously just Spongebob meme me?

Jake: Why yes, yes I did. Honestly I'm just glad that joke landed.

Blaire: Hey Jake?

Jake:..Yeah?

Blaire: I live in a hospital, not under a rock.

Jake: Hahaha. I just laughed out loud in my English class Lassie. I'm one more stern look away from a detention.

Blaire: Maybe that wouldn't be an issue if you just paid attention Jakey.

Jake: But there's so many better things to do than talk about Hamlet. Interesting people to talk to, things to talk about...

Blaire: Oh really? Like what? :)

Jake: I don't know, I'll talk to those people and get back to you ;)

Blaire: Screw you Ellinger

Jake: XOXO 

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