I look around at my friends bulging stomach and scowl in fear.

Such a coincidence, I mean, Lily, Molly, you, Narcissa, all pregnant. Ugh, this is scary, babies are scary.

"I'm not going to question how you know Narcissa is pregnant. Aren't you and Remus thinking about children at all?" Alice says, taking a sip of her coffee.

What with my inability to have children and the rising threat of death and war, quite honestly, it hasn't crossed our minds.

"Well." She says, fondly stroking her stomach. "Seeming as I am your best friend and it is my job to make your life hell by forcing you to do things for me, you shall be my child's godmother and guardian if anything should happen to me."

Shit.

"I know it's an honour. But I'm not planning on going anywhere, and there is no way in hell I want my child to be subjected to Frank's mother or family."

No, I am honoured, it's just a lot.

"Please say you'll do it."

Of course I will.

"Good. Thank you. I just, can't stand the thought of anything happening to them and you're the best person I know, no matter what you are."

I blush and take a long drink of coffee.

"I love you Immy."

I love you too Alice. And your foetus. He's going to be a sweetheart.

"And you just happen to know it's a boy?"

I don't know, I have a hunch.

"Like your hunch on Sirius? Him and James are not, and will never be a thing. What with James and Lily and Sirius and his girltoy."

Well, I can dream. Starbucks is a thing, I swear.

"Starbucks? James and Sirius? I swear, you're mental."

Well, you're stuck with me now.

She laughs but it soon fades on her lips and she nervously bites the inside of her cheek.

"I'm scared, Immy. What if something happens?"

I will always be there for you.

"And if you're not?"

I smile, sigh and shuffle around so that I can give her a hug.

You have no idea how loved you are. I love you, Frank loves you, Lily, Mary, your family, Franks family, so many people. There is always going to be someone there for you.

"Thank you. Now come on, let's not waste any more time talking about gloomy things and talk about something more exciting. Something like your wedding......"

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I feel like this is shite but I wanted to provide y'all with something.

I'm wondering if I should have a snapchat account for this all, maybe, I don't know. What do you gorgeous people think?

I love the word guacamole.

P.S. I may or may not be working on an idea of a Fred fanfic....

~ a mermaid princess named Molly xxxxx