Kusuo POV

Y/n and I sat down on her bed, attempting to play a game called Code Vein. It was pretty good so far, but I could do without the constant boob jiggling.

"Why do games have to do that? I mean sure, they're jiggly, but they don't jiggle THAT much." Y/n said and pointed to one of the female characters.

"I don't really pay attention to that." I said, trying to play off the fact I was looking at her chest as she said that.

"If you don't have a bra on and run down the stairs, then yeah, they do that. But they don't smack around when you turn to the side!" Y/n continued her rant about boobs.

"This is really what we're going to talk about on Christmas Eve?" I asked.

"I thought you wouldn't care, since you're a guy and all." Y/n said and shrugged her shoulders.

"I've never even seen or touched one, so of course I don't get what they're all abou-"

*Cue FMAB OP 5
(legit my ringtone)

"Oop, that's my phone." Y/n said and reached over my lap to grab her phone that was next to me. As she did so, her chest grazed my hands that were around the controller.

'Why author, why?!'

"Sure, we'll be right over." Y/n said and hung up the phone. From what I could tell, it was my mom.

"She said we need to head over to your house, she sounded like it was urgent." Y/n said and turned off the video game.

"Oh geez, what do they need now?" I grumbled and climbed off of Y/n's bed. She slipped on her snow boots and put on a parka. I noticed all she had on was jeans, boots, a f/c long sleeve shirt and a parka.

"Sure you're gonna be warm enough?" I asked as we started heading downstairs.

"Yeah, I'll be fine. I like the cold, it's like my soul." Y/n said and laughed.

"Please no, you sound like Kaidou."

Soon enough, we arrived at my house and opened the front door.

"What did you do this ti-" I immediately shut up once I saw Kuboyasu, Nendou, and Kaidou on my living room couch.

"Oh Ku honey I'm so glad you made it! You're friends here invited the two of you to go sing karaoke and I told them you would!" My mom said happily and clapped her hands together. I hesitantly looked over at Y/n, knowing that she hated to sing in front of others.

"S-Sure... Sounds... Fuuuuun." Y/n said slowly and began to sweat.

"Great! Let's get going guys! Wait we walked here and it's about 2 miles away, plus there's ice on the ground." Kaidou pointed out.

"Oh don't worry about that, I'll drive you all!" My mom volunteered.

"You're the best, Mrs. Saiki!"

Y/n and I hesitantly followed my mom to the garage along with the others.

'What the hell? We don't have enough room in the car. There's 6 of us and there's only enough room to seat 5.'

"Y/n dear, you're gonna have to sit on Ku's lap, I hope that's alright."

'She's doing this on purpose.'

"I guess so." Y/n said quietly. Kaidou, Kuboyasu and Nendou got in the back and I got in the passengers seat and looked at Y/n. I could tell she was having a mental breakdown, but she still sat on my lap nonetheless. The drive was silent, but my mind sure as hell wasn't.

'Thick thighs save lives but hers will be my demise. Are all asses this soft?'

"Alright you all have fuuun!" My mom said happily and parked the car in front of the building.

"We will, thank you Kurumi."

"Thank you ma'am."

"My buddies got a good mom."

We all got out of the car and walked inside the building. I looked over at Y/n once more, but this time, she looked excited.

"What are you so excited about? I thought you hated singing." I asked as we hung back from the group.

"You really think I'm going to take this seriously? I already have the perfect song picked!" Y/n said with determination as we all walked into our own private room and began putting in the song numbers. Kuboyasu was first.

"We've been spending most our lives, living in a gangsters paradise~."

'I thought you wanted to hide the fact you're a thug.'

Next up was Kaidou, who was getting WAY into it.

"I'm the deepest cut, I'm the deepest wound, I'm the deepest lie you've ever told! I'm the hardest part, I'm the darkest part! I'm the darkest night that's way to coooold. I'M LEAVIIIIING!!! I'M LEAVING NOOOOOW!!!"

Next was Nendou...

"Dame da ne dane yo dame nano yo. Anta ga, suki de, sugisugite."

All of us stared at Nendou in horror at his voice and song choice. Thankfully, we exited hell and it was my turn next.

"You can do it, Kusuo! KICK IT'S ASS!" Y/n cheered me on, and I couldn't help but smirk.

'You fools. I have chosen the perfect song.'

Two Minutes of Music Later

"...Tequila..."

I dropped the microphone, and walked back to my seat.

"Are you kidding me? That wasn't even a song!" Kuboyasu yelled.

"That was terrible, Saiki!" Kaidou yelled.

"I thought it was good." Nendou shrugged.

I sat down next to Y/n and gave her a high five, then watched as she got up. She picked up the microphone.

'Why do I have a bad feeling about this...'

"Ahem." Y/n cleared her throat, pulled a cute pose, and began to sing.

"L.O.L.I.C.O.N. Adorable girl, that's me! You can pat my head and pinch my cheeks, but you better not beat that meat~"

Once the heavy metal part began, she started to headbang. We all stared in disbelief as she began to rock out to Loli-Metal by Riffshop. (Song is up at the beginning of the chapter)

I used my powers to cut the music off, and Y/n stopped singing.

"What the hell?!" Y/n yelled and pointed at me.

"There's no way I'm letting you get away with singing THAT."

"Pfft, at least I sang! You said A word!" Y/n argued back.

"Come on, Y/n! I'm sure you have a beautiful voice!" Kaidou cheered on and soon enough, everyone in the room was begging Y/n to sing another song.

"Okay fine!" Y/n yelled and marched over to the keypad and entered a new song number, then took her place once again at the front of the room.

"My legs are dangling off the edge

The bottom of the bottle is my only friend

I think I'll slit my wrists again, and I'm gone, gone, gone, gone~"

"Y/N NO!!!"

Songs: Gangsters Paradise, Deepest Cut by Get Scared, Baka Mitai meme song,
Tequila,
Bullet by Hollywood Undead