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17th of march, 2018

2:42am

i can't get to sleep.

and...

will you talk to me?

no.

awh, why?

i'm busy.

at 3 in the morning?

yes.

you could at least tell me
your name. or age.

my name is gary. i'm 54, been married 6 times and have 12 children all named after
the months of the year.

YOU ARE A FIFTY YEAR OLD
PERVERT AFTER ALL. i knew it.

that was a joke you ass.

okay okay, calm your tits.

and don't start insulting me when you were the one moaning about it before.

and for the record, i would of gone for the days of the week for the first 7 and then the other 5 would of been named after the members of one direction.

haha, very funny.

i know right. practically
a comedian in the making.

i don't think so.

how did you even get my
number in the first place?

because i'm prepared to skin them alive now that they've lead me to you.

i literally have no idea.

and i don't think you should
complain. i am fabulous.

*plays fabulous from high school musical*

you know, i've never watched high school musical, and i definitely don't plan to after that reference.

high school musical is AMAZING. sharpay is my spirit animal.

blah, blah, blah. delete my number already.

no.

why?

you're fun to talk to. and you're fun to annoy.

yeah that's because i apparently have "outbursts". and i don't think that's i correct at all.

and from the basis of you speaking to me for less than a day, i don't think you should say that to just anyone.

like what if you said that to someone who has actual anger issues?? they could like get your VPN address and slit your throat in your sleep or something.

you know what, to say that you want
me to delete your number, you seem extremely eager to tell me about the dangers of texting strangers.

i am not eager to talk to you one bit.

wasn't like that 2 minutes ago buddy.

don't call me buddy. we are not friends.

oh i'm sorry. would you prefer boo,
baby, cupcake, honey? omg
yes honey- that is perfect.

that's even worse. that makes it out as though we are some happily married couple.

yeah but i can already tell we are going to love each other by the end of this experience.

i think not.

you don't even know me.

oh honey, but i will.

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