"Don't touch anything."

The paladins were told numerous times by Coran and now that they were on the planet, Shiro had taken the liberty to remind them.

"C'mon how bad can this planet be?" Lance said sighing, Hunk, Keith and him had fallen behind a bit. Lance bent down and picked a flower. "This planet is gorgeous, maybe I want to pick a flower for the loveliest person known to the universe." He said wiggling his eyebrows at Keith.

Keith sighed. "You should listen Lance, for all you know, that could have enough poison to kill an elephant in a minute."

"Relax," He said waltzing to the shorter male. "it smells lovely."

Just as Keith opened his mouth to speak, the plant sprayed a purple gas. The two boys coughed trying not to breathe any more in.

"Are you Okay?" Hunk stressed. He had his shirt over his nose and mouth just to be safe.

"I feel fine. How about you Keith?"

"Yeah, I think I'm good. We should catch up to the others."

They all continued their exploration on the planet and when they returned Keith and Lance went to bed.

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Lance opened his eyes and quickly sat up realizing he wasn't in his room, instead it was empty and bare. He swung his legs over to stand up.

"Those aren't my pajamas, or my legs!" He began to look himself over before realization of who he was, he reached back and touched a long soft mullet. "Keith?"

I walked to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. "Oh. My. Glob." Upon realization he paused, "Wait." He looked down his pants quickly, just the quickest peek. He turned beat red and quickly ran back into the bedroom.

"What do I do? What do I do?" He began to panic, "I just saw Keith's thingy, and I'm on him. Oh my glob."

Lance then got another idea, he ran back to the bathroom and lifted his shirt. "Oh my glob, it's even better than I though it would be."

"Okay, I need to got find me. I bet Keith is in my body considering I'm in his." He said finally getting his head straight, which was practically impossible at this point, he already saw him shirtless.

He ran to his room and burst in. Keith quickly sat up but he wasn't in his normal short black hair form.

"What the... me?" Keith started. "This isn't my voice? Lance?"

"Keith! It's me Lance, I think we switched bodies!"

"No floofing way." The said throwing off the covers, when he saw my body he became panicked and ran to my bathroom. "You've got to be shizzing me."

"I know. Could it have been the flower?" I asked.

"Maybe, I think so." Keith said still staring at well technically myself in the mirror.

"I can't do this." Lance blurted.

"Do what?"

"Talk to myself! It's weird." Lance huffed.

"Yeah, it is. We'll have to get over it for now though, we need to talk to Coran."

"Alright."

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They sped walked down the hall and found Coran.

"Coran! We switched bodies!" They yelled in unison.

"Did you get sprayed by the Phlorthiax flower?" Coran asked.

"Yeah we got sprayed with a purple gas." Lance explained, which of course was in Keith's body.

"Well, you'll both be fine, it'll wear off soon depending on how much you inhaled." Coran explained.

"Thanks." Keith said and they both walked off.

"Do what now, we tell the others? We all know you can't pretend to be me until it wears off." Lance said playing with the mullet.

"First of all, stop playing with my hair, second, I can play a perfect Lance. You're the one who would fail at being me."

"As if! Let's settle this. We have to pretend to be each other, the most accurate and who can convince everyone until it wears off wins." Lance challenged.

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

They stormed to the kitchen where everyone was eating breakfast.

Keith decided to make the first move, "Boy! I'm flirty as usual! Allura, you must be a magician because when I look at you, everyone else disappears!"

Lance shot him a glare. Two could play at that game. "Really, cause I feel all emo, I just want to push everyone away because I'm depressssed. Right Lance."

"You know Keith, I've always wanted to tell you but I actually LOVE your mullet. In fact, I'm jealous because you can pull one off but I can't." Keith said holding back a laugh.

"Actually, you'd look great with a mullet if you wanted, but I'm actually beginning to think of cutting mine off sometime." Lance mused at Keith's reaction.

"Wait, Keith, you're going to cut off your mullet?" Shiro asked.

"Well, I mean, that's up to Lance, do you think I should keep it?" Lance asked. He was threatening to cut it off if he continued to mess with his reputation.

"I think you should keep it." Keith said quickly.

"Okay, then I will." Lance smirked which looked different on Keith's face.

"What is up with you two?" Pidge asked.

"I'm just me being me!" Keith said.

"Yup!" Lance agreed. He began to tangle his fingers back into Keith hair, he couldn't help it. He'd always wanted to be able to touch his hair like this and now that he can he can't help but do it every possible moment.

"Keith are you playing with your hair?"

"No." Keith said before realizing he wasn't the one who should have responded.

"Okay, whats going on?" Shiro asked folding his arms like a dad.

"Okay fine, Keith and I switched bodies." Lance said still twirling Keith's hair.

"Would you stop playing with my hair?" Keith snapped, it was weird seeing Lance act like that.

"Oh, sorry. Didn't realize I was doing it." Lance said pulling his hands out of Keith's hair.

"YOU GUYS WHAT?" Shiro was wide eyed and had a face full of worry.

"Don't worry, Coran said it will wear off here soon." Lance said leaning back in his chair. "Though, we better change back soon. It's weird being so short and my arms can't reach anything."

"It's not my fault that I was born short!" Keith yelled folding his arms annoyed. "Though I will admit, it's nice being tall for a change."

"I know, my body is great. But I'm gonna head off, maybe go to my room." Lance said standing up from the table stretching, "Geez, your back hurts."

"Yeah, I'm coming with you, I don't trust you with my body." Keith said hopping up from his seat.

"Fine by me." Lance said as they walked out into the hallway together.

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They got to Lances room after much bickering and the door slid open. "Come on in." Lance said bowing as stepped to the side like a gentleman.

"Don't do that while in my body." Keith grimaced walking in.

"What I'm hearing is, you like when I do that stuff in my body?" Lance smiled.

Keith rolled his eyes smiling. "So what are we doing while we wait to change back."

"Well originally I was going to mess with your hair and put them up in adorable hair styles, but I don't see that happening under your watch." Lance laughed.

"Yup, not a chance. That's why I made sure to come with."

"Okay, cards?" Lance suggested.

"Fine by me."

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It had been a couple rounds, both were getting bored. "Can we do something else." Lance asked.

"Thank glob, I cant stand another game." Keith sighed. "What now?"

"We could just hang out?" Lance laid down. "I'm beat."

"Me too. I just really want to be back to my normal self." Keith laid next to him.

"You can say that again. I can't flirt with you and stuff when you look like me. It's just to weird." Lance laughed.

"Flirt?"

"Well duh, I do it like 100 zillion times a day."

Keith opened his mouth to say something before hesitating. "I-I'd kiss you, but you're me."

"Okay, well then let's shake on it. When we switch back, we kiss." Lance laughed.

"Ew, you're so gross. But fine." They shook hands and soon fell asleep cuddled up.

They woke up and rubbed their eyes tiredly. Lance immediately looked and saw he was back in his body. "Keith... Keith!" Lance whispered shaking him awake.

"Hmm?" He asked rolling over half asleep cuddling into Lance.

"We're back to normal Keithy." Lance poked his side tickling him slightly.

"Graah!" Keith sat up quickly. Lance noted that tickling Keith was the best way of getting him up.

"We're normal." Lance repeated.

Keith held he hand out in front of himself. "We are." He then remembered something and his face went red. "Deal?"

"Deal."

They both leaned forward and kissed sweetly.

"Wow." Lance breathed when they broke apart.

"You can say that again."