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JakobStandefer

Pidge slumped walking past the paladins heading right for the kitchen.

"Don't. You'll spoil dinner. Hunk is working hard on preparing a meal." Shiro said calling after her not moving an inch on the couch.

"Relax I'm not gonna spoil dinner." She said digging through the fridge. "Do we have anything besides leftover goo?!" She groaned before slamming it shut.

"Geez Pidge, relax." Lance said rattled by the loud noise.

"Shut up Lance." She said slowly laying down on the couch curling into a ball.

"What's your deal?" Keith asked and Lance shot him a look.

"Dude!" Lance said like he should've asked the question.

"What?" Keith said confused thinking he was missing something.

"She's obviously on her period. I have a bunch of sisters, I would know." Lance informed.

"Gee Thanks, that makes me feel so much better having everyone know I'm bleeding out my-"

"Pidge." Shiro warned and she rolled her eyes,

"Did you ever hear that thing where men actually do have periods." Lance asked.

"What?" Shiro and Keith looked at him horrified.

"Yeah, it's a real thing." Pidge said. "Men have hormonal shifts similar to PMS. I wouldn't say it's a man period though."

"Yeah if anything it should be man-strution." Lance causing him and Pidge to go into a fit of laughter.

Keith cracked a little, he even had to admit it was funny. Shiro just had that look of a dad not having any idea what to do with them.

"Wait! Do you think Keith has a man period. It would explain why he's so moody." Lance wrapped an arm around Keith who was now glaring at him.

"Don't touch me." Keith said trying to stand up but Lance pulled him back down.

"Keithy!" Lance whined.

"No." Keith went to stand up but Lance held on.

"Keithy!" He tried again.

"Guys, I'm having cramps. I'm not in the mood to watch you gush over each other." Pidge murmured.

"We are not gushing over each other!" Lance defended Keith agreeing. "We're just casually flirting."

Keith nodded until he processed what he said and his head snapped in the boy's direction. "You're flirting?"

"Duh, Lance flirts with you like all the time." Pidge said distractedly as if it were old news.

"I can stop if you want." Lance said a little embarrassed.

"Um-uh no, that's okay." Keith avoided eye contact his cheeks turning a lovely pink.

"Hah, Keith likes Lance flirting with him." Pidge chuckled more to herself.

"Well he likes Lance." Shiro said stretching.

"Shiro!" Keith snapped almost betrayed he told them.

"What? I thought everyone knows. It really goes unsaid it's that obvious." Shiro said putting his hands up.

"Aw, it's alright Keithy, I like you too." Lance kissed his cheek.

Keith sat in shock wide eyed.

"OW!" Pidge said loudly and sat up. "I'm out of here losers."