The paladins all finished up a mission and filed into the room tiredly. Lance took a small look at Keith as he stretched before plopping onto the couch. Lance sat down next to him yawning. Keith held back a smile, he thought Lance yawned like a kitten. Suddenly a large crash came from the kitchen.

The paladins all exchanged looks around the room pulling out their weapons and slowly walking in the direction of the noise.

They got to the kitchen door and heard humming and the sound of things being moved around. Shiro kicked the door open and everyone held up their weapons to attack.

Standing in front of them was a tall lanky boy about 17 with brown hair and violet eyes. He held a plate of food goo and just stared at them like their pathetic. "Sup." He said taking a large bite and all the paladins stood dumbfound.

"Who are you?" Shiro asked sternly.

"Relax uncle Shiro, take a chill pill." The boy said hopping up on the counter and continuing to eat the plate of green goo. "Geez, you act all uptight even now."

"Uncle what?" Shiro said in shock.

"I'm Damon." He took the last bite of the food and set the plate down jumping off. He strolled up to the shocked paladins and set his elbows up on Lance and Keith's shoulders. "Hey dads."

"Dads?!" Keith and Lance yelled in unison.

"I'm your son. From the future of course." He then walked into the seating area and plopped on the couch.

Keith and Lance both practically fainted. "Wait so Lance and Keith get together?" Pidge asked with a smile from ear to ear.

"Duh. Are you guys not dating yet or something? I though I landed in the time after you guys started dating." He leaned back stretching.

"Wait, wait, wait... so Keith Kogane and Lance McClain?" Lance asked making sure he had the right people.

"Seriously dad? Son of a biscuit." He rolled his eyes. "We've been over this. I'm your son from the future. You and Keith are married yadda yadda yadda."

"Yup he's definitely our son. I would never let him swear." Lance said sitting on couch next to his supposed future son in disbelief.

"Yeah and I always thought if I had a son, I'd name him Damon." Keith asked sitting on the other side of the purple eyed boy.

"And were married?" Lance asked.

"Yup!" Confirmed Damon. "Holy frick, you guys would kill me if you found out I was here." He laughed.

"You're not supposed to be here?!" Keith and Lance both looked at him with hawk eyes.

"Calm down! I just wanted to see what you guys were like when you were younger." I'm proabably gonna be grabbed by the ear the second I get home Abuela really knows how to pull ears.

"Abuela? You know my mom! She's a grandma!" Lance pulled Damon into a death grip.

"Auntie Pidge? Can you help me. Dads starting to crush me."

"Oh my frick guys! He just called me Auntie Pidge! Did you hear that!!" She jumped up and down shaking Hunk.

Keith was now hugging his future son too. He caught Lances eyes and smiled. "Ha! Lauren is gonna be sooooo jealous I got to meet you guys." Damon laughed.

"Lauren?" Lance cocked an eyebrow.

"Yeah she's your daughter. You actually have 2." Damon said as if it was obvious. "Lauren and Malia."

Lance and Keith looked at each other breathlessly. "Wait we have three kids!"

"Yeah, a word of advice, stop having children after me. Two younger sisters is the worst. They're always trying to braid me and your hair. The difference is that you let them." Damon said to Keith.

"Awe you're such a grumpy teenager!" Lance hugged him again. "Just like your dad!"

"Wha- am not!" Keith retorted.

"Is there anything else your leaving out?" Lance asked. He gasped, "Do we have a family pet?!"

"Yeah, we named him Picket but we aren't sure... what he is." He then seemed to remember something. "Oh! And Shiro and Allura get married not too long after you guys. I was the ring bear. Your welcome. Hunk you also got married to Shay."

Everyone was frozen at the new information. "Wait. WHAT?!"

"Yeah yeah, you guys got married big surprise." Lance said turning back to his son. "What else?"

"Wait, I have a question." Keith stopped us. "So in case you've all forgotten, me and Lance are both guys."

"So?" Lance grabbed his hand squeezing it. "Gender doesn't matter."

"No it's not that. It's just um, it's physically impossible for us to have children, remember?" Keith looked back at Damon. "Yet you seem to be a blend of the both of us?"

"Yeah, you guys went to like a planet and got a crystal or some crap. You guys then apparently did the deed or something but I usually started plugging my ears around that part. Apparently I was like hatched. Though until I was like 10 you guys just told me I was born from a cabbage." He glared obviously annoyed that he'd been convinced of that for nearly half his life.

"Wow." Keith and Lance smiled awkwardly at each other.

"DAMON!!!" Someone yelled and all who had walked through the door left the paladins with their jaws on the floor.

A much older Lance walked through the door. He was more muscular but still lanky. He was taller and had a small scar on his cheek. He had a small child on his hip who looked to be about 4. "Keithy! He's in here!"

An older Keith sprinted in. He was muscular as well and looked very tough through in contradictory there was a small girl about 7 holding his hand. He had a small scar on his temple.

"Damon Miguel Kogane McClain! You are in so much trouble!" Lance did the whole mom walk up to him and grabbed him by the ear pulling him out of the chair.

"Did you tell them anything?" Older Keith asked sternly.

"No!" Damon said defensively squirming out of the grip on his ear before rubbing it with a scowl.

"He told us pretty much everything." Shiro informed.

"Grounded!" Older Lance exclaimed.

Keith was staring at our two older versions before breaking into a fit of laughter.

"What?" Older Lance was dumbfounded.

"You're the total mom." Keith was laughing so hard he couldn't breathe.

"No I'm not. Say something future me!" Lance exclaimed.

"Well Keith does a lot of the cooking. You even wear a pink frilly apron that says 'Kiss the Cook'." Older Lance pointed out.

"Babe!" Older Keith looked at his husband betrayed.

"C'mon, younger me needs something to keep my masculinity. Oh, and switch off with who tops." Lance said bluntly.

Both Keith's and young Lance were red in the face. "Lance!" They all yelled in unison.

"Dads, you're so embarrassing!" Damon whined.

"Yeah yeah, you're tortured and we're horrible parents. C'mon get on the ship." Lance herded all the kids out to their ship.

Older Keith looked at all the stunned paladins. "He's the mom between us." Then he ran out.

The paladins were all still in shock at what happened. Lance broke the silence by clearing his throat. "So uh, I'm gonna go... train. Keith what are you gonna do?"

"I could train." They then both ran to Lances room as it was the closest.

"He called me Auntie Pidge."