Special Chapter : COTE reacts to Kiyopon Can't Communicate!

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Before we begin volume 4....

I wanted to make this special chapter to  celebrate the inspiring,wholesome, heartfilled story of Kiyopon and his journey to making a hare-  too-   I mean.... F r i e n d s.


Now it's time for the actual COTE  cast to react to this universe.


I'll only choose scenes where he's at his cutest.....

Or also his coolest moments...

And his run ins with Hoeshinomiya ( His predator).



Anyways, be grateful! And enjoy.






Koro PoV



Huh? Wait....why is it my PoV?

Strange, I don't think I'm at the oneshot book or the 5 animes react to COTE book...


" Hey, Koro-san are you alright?" Ichinose asked.


Huh? Did Paimon change the writing style for the reactions?


" He looks shakened up..." I hear some girls mutter.


These people are definitely the same cast from the oneshot book reaction chapters but...


.....


Oh....I see...


" YES!" I yelled out loud.


Everyone was shocked at my show of excitement.


" O-Oi is he broken or something?!" Sudo asked in confusion.


I know where we are now...


It's the Kiyopon Can't Communicate! book.


And that means....


WE'RE REACTING TO IT!  


I don't have to be serious or stoic...


I can act freely.



Thank god....


But....I'd rather we switch to third person so it's easier.



Third Person PoV


' Much better...' Koro thought to himself.


" Kuku, did he finally go batshit crazy or something?" Ryuuen said.


Koro sighed and regained his composure.


" Most likely. Anyways, we're going to be reacting to...a different universe." Koro announced.


" Huh? Different universe? " Everyone asked in unison.


Koro nodded.


" We're going to react to a universe where Ayanokoji is...." He paused.


" Is?" Kei asked.


Koro decided to just play the video.


" You'll see. " He simply said.


Everyone looked at the screen with curiousity.


Video  Start!

Kiyopon Can't Communicate!


" Huh? Kiyopon Can't Communicate?" Haruka asked.


" But...Kiyotaka-kun can communicate just fi- oh...right, it's a different universe. " Ichinose said.


" So, the monster has some sort of disorder or something? Ha! That  would be interesting to watch." Ryuuen commented.


' Why does he like to see me suffer? Even in different universes? ' Kiyotaka thought.


The girls in Kiyotaka's harem were glancing at Kiyotaka and to the screen in curiosity.


' I wonder what this will show....' Horikita thought.


1. Meeting Hoekita

Everyone widened their eyes at the title.


Ryuuen, Amasawa, Ibuki, and Sakayanagi began laughing like maniacs.


" KUKUKU! ALREADY OFF TO A GOOD START! " Ryuuen said while clapping loudly.

" Fufufu, while I am not one to use nor support such ' typos '. I really hope it WASN'T a typo" Sakayanagi added.

" It suits Horikita-senpai well~ " Amasawa chimed in.

" HAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT BITCH! " Ibuki said.


Horikita glared at all of them.


Even Class D had to hold their laughter.

It WAS unexpected after all.


Kiyotaka glanced at the fuming Horikita.


He sighed and patted her head.


" Relax, you're turning to an angry ketchup bottle. " Kiyotaka the harem king said.


".....You're not helping." Horikita said while trying to hide the fact that she likes the headpat.


Sakayanagi, Ibuki and Amasawa stopped laughing and stared at Kiyotaka giving Horikita a headpat.


' Tch. Wasn't a worthy sacrifice...' they thought.


Kei  really wanted headpats too but she made a promise to share Kiyotaka with the rest of the girls in his harem...


" Ah mouuu....why did I agree to this... ' She thought.


" Hey. Why were you looking at me earlier?" Horikita asked.

Kiyotaka stared at Horikita, not saying a single word.


" Uhh...why is he just staring?" Ike asked.


" He looks....creepy?" Shinohara said.


Horikita glared at him.

" Respond!" She snapped.


" Sheesh!" Most of the boys said.


' So she's still the same, huh." Kiyotaka and Manabu thought.


" Wow...Horikita-san you were quite....spicy even on the first day, huh?" Ichinose said while giggling.


Horikita looked down in embarassment.


' It's a different universe....and yet I still act like that? ' Horikita thought to herself.


Kiyotaka opens his bag and takes out a notebook.

Horikita was now confused as Kiyotaka began writing in the notebook.


Everyone was also now confused.


" Is he mute?" Kushida asked.


" It seems like it..." Mori added.


Kiyotaka showed her his notebook.

' You didn't give up your seat for the old woman. ' It said.

Horikita nodded as she stared at Kiyotaka with a confused look.

" Are you mute?" She asked curiously.

Kiyotaka shook his head 'no' and began writing in his notebook.


" Okay, he has to be writing in a notebook because he's mute. " Ibuki said.


Some began to agree.


Kiyotaka showed his notebook to her again.

' I don't want to talk much. I dislike trouble.' It said.

" Is that so? Then I don't think we'll ever get along. This was a waste of time." Horikita said before sighing and walking off.

Kiyotaka stared at her back and silently sighed and began to walk as well.


Manabu sighed at this behaviour.

" Are you okay, Manabu-kun?" Purple haired loli senpai asked.


" I'm fine, Akane. Just....a bit disappointed . " Manabu said.


' Don't worry, soon, Horikita will evolve to best girl in that universe. But she also has a strong rival named Mori Nene as of right now...' Koro thought.


" This is.....embarassing to watch...." Horikita muttered.


she cringed at her past even if it was a different universe.


" Man.... Horikita-san really isn't making it easy for Ayanokoji" Ike said.


" Yeah..." Sudo agreed.


" Tell me about it..." Kiyotaka muttered.


Kiyotaka was sitting on his seat, and staring at the window.

" What an unpleasant coincidence...." he hears a familiar voice say.

Kiyotaka turned his head to see Horikita again.

" Still won't speak, huh?" She mutters and sits down.

Kiyotaka thought about his next actions.


' It's useless to try. Horikita would never even give me her name so willingly no matter what I do during our first meeting' Kiyotaka thought.



Ha! he dares underestimates the power of Kamipon.


Horikita was busy reading her book until she felt someone poke her arm.

She turned to glare at the person but immediately recognized it was her seatmate, Ayanokoji.


" Do you just naturally glare at people, Horikita-san?" Mori asked.


Horikita sighs, " Yes, but that was the past me. It's different now." she said.


" Man. Horikita is like a cat that looks like she hates her owner but secretly cares either way..." Ike commented.


Horikita looked at Ike with a death stare and he immediately put his hands up in defense.


" F-FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID! " He pleaded.


Ryuuen cackled, " So the monster is her owner huh? Not far from the truth!" he said.


Kiyotaka wanted to joke about it as well but once he noticed a murderous aura coming from Horikita...


He decided to value his life more.



" What?" She asked.

Kiyotaka showed his notebook.

' My name is Ayanokoji Kiyotaka. I'm not particularly special at many things, but I am interested in a lot of them. I don't want too many friends, since a few would be enough for me.....'

Kiyotaka turned to the next page and showed it to her.

'It's nice to meet you.' It said.

Horikita stared at Kiyotaka and then to the notebook and then back to Kiyotaka.


" I'd be pretty confused if that were to happen to me. " Asahina said.


' Is he actually mute in that universe? or is this some sort of tactic?' Nagumo thought.


A tactic to win all the girls' hearts? Yes.


" My name is Horikita Suzune....." She says.


Manabu's eyes widened in suprise and so did Kiyotaka's.


' Is this...hope?' Manabu thought.


' Impossible....it couldn't be...' Kiyotaka thought.


" Kiyotaka-senpai, are you okay?" Nanase asked.


" Yeah..." He lied. He was too suprised to see that Horikita surrendered in merely a few sentences.


' Kiyotaka's reaction is....unexpected.' Kei thought as she eyed her boyfriend carefully.


Kiyotaka nodded and wrote her name in his notebook.

" Why are you writing my name?" She asks


" Imagine if it was the death note..." Sotomura muttered.


Kiyotaka shows his notebook to her again.

' Friends - Horikita Suzune ' it said


Everyone's eyes widened.


' W-WHAT?! ' Everyone thought as they blushed ( boys were no exception ) because of this sudden attack.


' K-Kawaii! ' The harem thought.


Even Amasawa blushed by this.

And she's usually the one who wouldn't be fazed by " cute " things.

But her favorite senpai and God acting cute?


Oh....she'll become another predator.


Chie tried her best to restrain herself.


' W-What....s-so sudden...' Horikita thought in shock.


' K-Kiyotaka....' Kei couldn't even finish her thoughts as she covered her face.


' S-So cute! I want to give him a big hug...' Ichinose thought.


Hmm...Ecchinose might suddenly take over and choke Kiyopon with her bazoombas.


Horikita blushed in suprise.

" W-What?!" She says


" E-Even Horikita-san is stunned..." Okitani said.


" Kukuku, Suzune is so red. Well played, mute monster. " Ryuuen said.


' Ah....bliss...inner peace...' Manabu thought.

He was happy to see his little sister act like a normal girl for once.


Kiyotaka looked at her confused and then wrote in his notebook again.


' Are we not friends?' It said.

" N-No, we are not...." she replied.


The girls stared at Horikita.


" How dare you reject my child's offer of friendship!" Harukaa-san roared.


" That's not me! " Horikita retorted.


Sadly...


' Knowing Kiyotaka, he'd probably have her running right back to him...' Kei thought.


' Man, I have a feeling that other me is living the life....' Kiyotaka thought.



Kiyotaka nodded slowly and slumped down to his seat in disappointment.


" Nooooooo" The girls said.

" I would like to enter that universe and cheer him up!" Haruka demanded.


" I don't think you can just do that..." Keisei said.


" Of course I can! Koro-san, do it now!" She said to Koro.


" Lol, you wish. " He said.


" Ah mou! " Haruka said.


' Eh??? Did she really just-' Kei's thought was cut off when Kiyotaka decided to lean on her shoulder.


" H-Hey, what are you doing? " Kei asked in suprise.


" I want to rest. Can I rest on you for a while? " Kiyotaka replied.


Kei's face turned red.


" Fine..." She said.


' crisis averted. ' Kiyotaka thought.



' What? Why do I feel bad?' Horikita thought.


" Surrender to senpai!" Amasawa cheered.


' Amasawa-san seems....submissive right now....' Nanase thought


I would love to see some Amasawa x Nanase....


Or should I do it myself?


Idk, not good with yuri.


Anyways, that aside...



Horikita thought for a bit and then sighed in defeat.

She pokes his arm and he looks at her.

" Fine....we can be friends...but don't expect the best from me...." she says.


Manabu dies of happiness into Akane's arms.


" E-Eh?! Manabu??? " She said in shock as she tried to shake him.


' Yes.....just what I wanted to hear and see from my little sister....' He thought to himself.


' He....He conquered the compass devil....in one day....in mere minutes..... Sugoi...' Kiyotaka thought.



Kiyotaka looks at her for a whole minute without speaking.

' WHY IS HE STARING AT ME LIKE THAT?!' She thought.


" I think I'm pregnant from his stare...." A random girl said.


Everyone turned to the girl with a shocked look.


The girl then blushed in embarassment.


" W-Wait! Forget what you all just heard!" She tried to say

"  Nope, too late." Koro said.


' Thank you for your sacrifice. For we too, feel pregnant from his stare. ' The rest of the girls thought.



Kiyotaka opened his mouth.

" That's more than enough Horikita...." he softly says.


Horikita was stunned by his voice.

It felt like a cool breeze up on the hills.


' Im die, thank you forever' The girls thought.


' Shit....he's getting another harem for sure...' The boys thought hopelessly.


' Troublesome again...' Kiyotaka thought.


Kiyotaka glanced at his harem members and saw all their faces as red as a tomato and also drooling a bit.


He saw some wetness coming from under Amasawa and Arisu's seats but he immediately pretended that he never saw that.


He glanced at the rest of the girls and they had similar reactions.



" I can't take it!" Hoshinomiya yelled.

" I want him to speak dirty in that voice of his and pull my hair and shove his dick into my-" Hoshinomiya was interrupted when Mashimma quickly placed a gag on her mouth and some duct tape.


" THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE. I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SHUT YOU UP THIS WAY." Mashima scolded.


Sae sighed in relief.


Nobody noticed her wetness to-


" You spoke...." She says.


Kiyotaka nodded and then began to stare back at the window.


VIDEO END


" Oi. Get ahold of your perverted selves. There is still more." Koro announced.


" M-More?!" Everyone asked.


" Yep. Let's see this interaction between Ichinose and Ayanokoji." Koro said and played the video.


' M-ME? I hope I didn't lose control or anything...' Ichinose thought with  a nervous smile.


" Actually...before that, I'll show a funny scene." Koro said.


VIDEO START

Horikita walked to the guidance office. She was irritated that she was placed in Class D.

Everyone was defective to her.

Well....there was one exception.

But she didn't want to think about Kiyotaka right now.


" I'm glad the other you is fond of me..." Kiyotaka commented.


" Do....you want me to act like that towards you...?" Horikita asked in a small voice.


" Could you repeat that?" Kiyotaka asked.


" Nothing. " She said and sighed.


Horikita knocked on the door and Chabashira-sensei opens it.

( Timeskip through that boring dialogue. )


' Tch. A waste of my time...' Horikita thought before turning away to exit through the door.

"Oh. That reminds me. I've summoned another person to the guidance room. It's someone close to you." Chabashira said.

Horikita stopped.

' Close to me? ' Horikita thought as she turned to look at Chabashira-sensei with a curious look.

Suddenly a terrifying possibility came into mind.

" Y-You don't mean....Nii-sa-" Horikita tried to say but Chabashira cut her off.

" Ayanokoji, you can come out now." She called.


" I wonder what trick will he do now, kuku." Ryuuen said.


" Ayanokoji is there?" Ike asked.


'So it's around that time huh...' Sae thought.


Horikita froze in both relief and confusion.

' Ayanokoji-kun is here ? ' she thought.


Silence was in the room for a while....


" That's awkward...." Akito commented.



" If you don't come out, I'll have you expelled." She threatened.

Once again, complete silence.


" Huh? Expelled?" Everyone said.


Mashima stares at Sae with disappointed eyes.


Sae averts her eyes.


' Good times......' Kiyotaka joked in his head.


Horikita was still confused while Chabashira developed an 'irk' mark on the side of her forehead.


" She looks extremely pissed." Hondou said.


" Yeah dude. She kind of looks like some sort of death godd-" Ike  was cut off when he felt Sae's glare boring a hole through his skull.


" N-N-Nevermind..." Ike said.


' Whatever he was about to say, I agree wholeheartedly. ' Kiyotaka thought.


Chabashira walked to the door of the kitchenette and opened it.

The door revealed the ever so silent

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