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Tsuna stepped out of his hiding spot when he saw no one there. Why was he hiding you ask?

It all started 3 hours ago...

Flashback:

"Mother, I'm going over to Kyoya's house!!" Tsuna called while putting on his shoes.

Nana came downstairs with a basket of fresh washed laundry. Smiling, she nodded, "Okay, but be sure to get back before dinner~"

"Hai. Then, I'm going now" Tsuna bid as he opened the door. He was about to step out when something collided on his back.

"Oof!"

"Nii-san!!" exclaimed a very hyper Ciel.

Tsuna groaned, he sat up after making sure Ciel was already off of him. "Hey there Ciel, you're cheerful today"

"Un!!!" Ciel replied, grinning widely and just disappeared.

Not a second later, screams from their neighborhood were heard.

"Mother!! Did you, by any chance, feed Ciel chocolate?"

Nana poked her head from the yard's door, where she was hanging the laundry, "Mm~ Ciel had chocolate chip pancakes with chocolate syrup for breakfast"

Tsuna face-palmed, "Mother, you know you're not suppose to feed Ciel any chocolate!! Remember the last time that happened when he ate those?"

Nana smiled in amusement, "Of course~ All our neighbor's chocolates mysteriously disappeared, all their clothes were dyed neon pink, including their hair, and their faces were painted with ink that took a week to wash off" she listed.

Tsuna stared at her, "So what did the neighbors do this time?"

Nana continued to smile, though, her smile took a dangerous turn, "Well~ you know~ them and the fake rumors they're spreading in order to try and humiliate us~"

Tsuna's lips twitched upwards, a small amused smile gracing his lips, his mother really held a grudge on those annoying neighbors, "Just don't go overboard, okay?"

Nana stared at her son innocently, "Whatever do you mean, Tsu-kun?"

Tsuna shook his head, still smiling. He stepped out of the door, "Mother..."

Nana tilted her head, "Hm~?"

"About those dyed hair and clothes...I did it"

Nana's smile widen, "I know~" she chirped, winking.

With that, Tsuna closed the door and headed to the direction of Kyoya's house, ignoring the screams of Ciel's victims.

A thought then occurred to him, 'I wonder when my family became sadists.....hmmmm..', he shrugged, 'Oh well...'
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Time Skip.....

Tsuna was close to his destination. What he saw made him freeze on his tracks.

It was one of his worst nightmare, one that is his greatest enemy besides paperwork.

One that made him, the Vongola Decimo, the Neo-Vongola Primo, back in his own dimension, feel fear and run for his life, Even his guardians, though, some wouldn't admit it out loud.

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None other than....
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Fangirls...

As soon as they saw him, their faces immediately turned from normal and into a predatory look, their cheeks turned red and their eyes into hearts, he didn't know how that was even possible.

When he saw them take a step forward, that's when he bolted from his spot.

"KYAAAAAAAHH!! TSUNA-SAMAAAAA~!! ❤️❤️"

"TSUNA-SAMAAAAA!! PLEASE MARRY MEEEEEE~!!"

Tsuna blanched at the second statement, How can she ask that?! They're 11 for Kami's sake!!

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Tsuna, Tsuna....Do you think she cares? Oh well, onwards with the story!!

"TSUNA-SAMAAAAA!! ❤️❤️ I LOVE YOUUUUU~ KYAAAAAHHH~!!❤️❤️❤️"

Tsuna turned right, he didn't see someone coming so he collided with that person, causing them both to fall on the ground.

Tsuna looked up into the face of a very pissed off Kyoya.

"Omnivore. What. Are. You. Doing."

"Kyoya!! Thank Kami you're here, help meeee!!" Tsuna exclaimed, hiding behind Kyoya.

Kyoya was about to bite him to death when the fangirls arrived.

"OH MY GOD~!! ❤️❤️ IT'S HIBARI-SAMA!! KYAAAAAHH!! ❤️❤️❤️"

Kyoya froze.

He turned to glare at our little Tuna, "Omnivore..."

"I didn't bring them, they followed me!!" Tsuna defended himself.

Kyoya turned his glare to the fangirls, "Leave us, Herbivores, or I'll bite you to death"

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! ❤️❤️❤️!! DID YOU HEAR HIM~!! ❤️❤️"

"AAHHH!! HE'S SO COOL~!! ❤️❤️ ESPECIALLY THAT GLARE, KYAAAH~!!"

"TSUNA-SAMA LOOKS SO CUTE AND COOL AT THE SAME TIME~!! ❤️❤️"

"THE ONLY ONE MISSING NOW IS TAKESHI-SAMA❤️❤️~!!"

Kyoya took out his tonfas.

"KYAAH!! LOOK, LOOK, HE'S TAKING THEM OUT~!!"

"OH GOD!! PLEASE BITE US TO DEATH, KYOYA-SAMA!!"

"YEAH, WE WOULD'NT MIND IF IT IS YOU DOING IT!!"

As much as Kyoya would like to, what they said disturbed him. Nonetheless, he got ready to beat them up.

He was about to lunge at them when something flew passed his face. He turned around and found an arrow embedded on the wall with a note attached. Tsuna pulled it out and began reading it,

Kyo-chan~

What did I tell you about being violent with girls? If you hurt any of them, be sure to receive punishment from me ^^

From your lovely and beloved mother.

Ps. I'm watching you~ <3

Tsuna looked at Kyoya's pale face, he wondered what punishment does his mother give to have the Kyoya, pale.

Kyoya placed his tonfa back to wherever he places them and in a blink of an eye.....disappeared.

Tsuna looked horrified, "Kyoya, you traitoooooooor!!" He yelled as he began running again.

End of Flashback.

"Tsu~na~sa~ma ❤️ found you~!!"

Tsuna jumped up the air in fright when someone touched his nape.

As soon as he landed, he turned around, facing the group of fangirls with a.....broom gripped tightly in his hands. Where he got that, you'll never know.

"Stay back!! I've got a broom!!" He threatened pathetically.

He paled even further as numerous hands reached out to touch him, he yelped in alarm when one of them lifted up his shirt and touched his pants.

'Are they seriously undressing me?!' He thought.

With a battle cry, he began spinning the broom and did some other impressive tricks with it. It scared off the girls for one second before......

"KYAAAHH!! SOO COOOOL!!"

"GO OUT WITH MEEE~!!"

"DON'T HOG HIM!!"

"YEAH!! TSUNA-SAMA IS EVERYONE'S!!"

Tsuna looked at them nervously as he tried to keep them back with a broom.

"HIEEE!!" screamed Tsuna as the girls pounced. Apparently, brooms can't keep them away.
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Tsuna stood at the Hibari household door with a scowl on his face. Some of his clothes were missing, and his hair was a mess. Lipsticks marked his skin and his remaining clothes.

Kyoya stared at him, amusement hidden in his cold steel colored eyes though to Tsuna, he could see it as clear as the day.

"I. Hate. You." Tsuna hissed.

A small smirk crept up Kyoya's face, "The feeling's mutual, omnivore"

Kyoya was alarmed when Tsuna mirrored his smirk, "Yeah, and that's why I brought you a Souvenir."

With that, Tsuna stepped aside to reveal a dozen of Kyoya's Fangirls which aren't attracted to Tsuna, that's why he wasn't attacked on the way.

Kyoya unconsciously reached for his tonfa when he felt he was being stared at. He glanced behind him without moving his head, only to see his mother.

Left with no choice, he settled for running away, even if it would be a blow to his pride. Anything is better than facing his mother.

Unfortunately for him, he couldn't. He looked down to see his ankle chained to an object that prevented him from running.

Tsuna's smirk widen, "Revenge's a great thing, isn't that right...."

Kyoya didn't get a chance to say anything as the girls pounced on him.

"Want some tea for the show, Sawada-kun~?" Hanako asked.

Tsuna smiled sweetly, "Thank you, sensei~"