Just kiss already, was all (f/n) could think about as she witnesses the brawl between Nagisa and her brother.

Oh sorry readers, my mom was pretty peeved about my so-called cowardly decisions. Whatever that means... for her information it is a strategic retreat. Anyway, she put my system into fujoushi mode. Now all I can think about is yaoi and all that lovely LGBTQ plus (ultra) stuff.
Ooh, look at those fine thighs. I mean ahem* cough. Focus (f/n).

"that's enough red team has surrendered, game over. Blue team is the winner." Karasuma announced.

"okay cool, you deserve that win Nagisa," Nakamura said through the cheers of her classmates.

Nagisa falls to the side, bewildered as he mumbles, "I actually won?" 

"before you start doing your little victory dance, let's get one thing perfectly clear. You left your back wide-open to attack, I just couldn't bring myself to stab you." He explains, "talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place, no one would've been satisfied with me winning that way."

"sore loser" (f/n) muttered under her breath. "inferiority complex"

Karma just rolled his eyes at her retort. "says the one sitting comfortably away from the battlefield."

Falling back down, he let out a sigh, "You killed me. Right you wanted to save Korosensei? talk, I'm listening."

"Really? No joke?" Nagisa asked.

"Quit staring at me like that, you're making (f/n) drool." He looks over at her as she is madly taking pictures.

"oh these are going to be so nice after going through photoshop..." she stops after realizing all eyes were on her, "ahem... I mean as memories of someone beating Karma in martial arts."

"Just shut up, I'm really not feeling it after that fight."

Before (f/n) can say something that can be misinterpreted, Nagisa beat her to it. "So what? we talk to each other like a human being, feels kinda weird after all this time."

"fine, I'll start us off." He extended his hand. "old friend."

Nagisa reached out and accepted, "Thanks Karma, old friend."

"Oh my god, just elope already." (f/n) exclaims.

***************

"I'm sure you all have your own thoughts on the matter," Karasuma said. "I, for one, have no objections to the courses this class has chosen. That said, I can only allow you to try to save him on one condition..."

He paused. "you have until the end of the month to figure out a way. You might be taking a break from assassination, but others involved aren't. Their efforts are in full swing. If it turns out he needs to be killed, I believe you are the ones who should do it."

"make me a promise, however, January turns out, February onwards you'll focus on the original objective. Whether you save or kill, give it all you got."

"Yes sir"

'That was an unnecessary long speech'

"way to ruin the moment mom"

***************

The next day

"To put this in general terms. Is assassinating Korosensei really the only game plan the world's leaders can think of?" Takebayashi asks, looking at the class. "I doubt it. After all, the larger goal is to save Earth from certain doom. they can't afford to be one-sided. Odds are that they've explored options that don't involve killing him. Why don't we look into what those options might be?"

"It's true: there are research facilities all over the world dedicating to the problem day in and day out. Needless to say, their work is highly classified. Finding out what they know is next to impossible." Mr. Karasuma.

 "infiltration of the database complete." Ritsu suddenly announces.

"What!?" 

"I had Ritsu do a little digging, right before that whole 'E-class Civil War'' (f/n) smiles.

"So you knew who was going to win from the very beginning didn't you," Karma said.

"wouldn't want to spoil your fun" She smoothly responds.

Ritsu takes off her jacket, revealing the binary coding on it as she explains, "If it's online I can access it no problem, what can I say I learned a lot this past year."

Looking at the information displayed on her screen. "Wow! Every lab in existence has to be on this thing " Kimura gasps.

"as you said everything is classified so don't expect too much." (f/n) shrugs.

"There!" Fuwa exclaims, "In American, 'Preventing destructive antimatter chain reactions due to tentacle-cell aging and fission'! 'Final samples returned from ISS..."

"ISS—isn't that...th-The International Space Station!? That's where they're doing their research!?" Mimura continues 

"It's possible! Lots of experiment requires zero- gravity or a perfect vacuum. And if there's any chance it could cause a huge explosion...there'd be less collateral damage!" Okuda explains.

"couldn't we just ask for the data as colleagues?"

"that would take too long" (f/n) immediately vetoed the idea. "it seems we might have to break a few rules..."

"yes" Korosensei yells with excitement. "consider this the assassination classroom out of season research project."

"it's called 'stealing data from right under the government's nose, then yeeet outa there' project."

"(f/n), you are banned from coming up names." Karma shook his head.

"the re-entry capsule carrying the research data will plunge into the Pacific Ocean, as a precaution to any potential theft by the super-creature to which the set data pertains, the capsule will remain unopened while enroute to the lab." Korosensei explains. "an insightful decision on their part, I'm not equipped to handling heavy objects, so a 5-ton capsule might as well be a reinforced bank safe, unable to pick it up."

"Which is why we get them to show us the goods before the re-entry," Okudo said. "Still though does Japan really have the tech to launch an unmanned rocket into space?"

"it hard to believe, but as it so happens, yeah."

"please, every country has the ability to create a nuclear bomb." (f/n) rolled her eyes. "why not a rocket."

"Okay we have a plan, time to put that plan into action," Isogai said. "first off the rocket only holds two people. Who's going."

He along with many others raised their hands.

"oh-kay, let's try again. this is an experimental vessel with, as yet, no successful flights, who going?" a bunch of hands dejectedly went down. "I thought so."

"I want to go anyway," Itona said having his hands still raised. "I love technology, the whole idea makes my mouth water. it just clear to me who should go." he looked towards the two. "you two should go, Nagisa, Karma."

"what? look I'm not that fond of taking big risks, especially with my life on the line." Karma said. "why don't you send Terasaka and a dummy instead both expendable."

"hah? you picking a fight."

"not much of a fight if you ask me" (f/n) murmurs.

"a fighter in case of a scuffle and an assassin just to be safe that seems to be the perfect hijacking team to me," Kataoka commented.

"Great, everyone let's save up some money so we can cover the costs." 

Cape Shimazu Space Center 

"hey Ritsu hows the main team doing?" (f/n) asked the AI privately without the knowledge of the others.

"so far so good. Kurahashi, Yada, Nagisa, and Karma successfully infiltrated the facility." Ritsu saluted. "while the girls distract the scientists inside, Kimura will plant a remote-control virus on one of the control room's computer. The entire system is now under my control."

"All according to plan"

"how's your end (f/n)?" Ritsu asked.

"no worries, I had both Mr. Karasuma and Professor Vitch on a wild goose chase."  She winks. "right now, I believe they're on their way to France."

"100...99...98..." the countdown has begun. Time to add my spin on this plan. 

************

"3...2...1 that's lift-off."

"Woah it's fast," Korosensei exclaims holding on to the edge of the rocket for dear life. 

"I didn't realize you were tagging along, Korosensei."

"well you know me, I'm the worrier," he said through the wall with a microphone. "try not to be overly concerned with getting the research data, agreed? You're soaring through space, So relish the experience."

******

"korosensei you're back, so I'm guessing everything is running smoothly." Okuda greeted their teacher as he landed beside them.

"yep," Koro-sensei made an 'ok' sign with his nonexistent fingers. "wait a minute, we're missing something. Headcount!!!"

After a speed round of naming, he came to a halt. "We're missing two."

"Yeah, Karma and Nagisa."

"wait where's (f/n) and Itona." Isogai suddenly asks. "don't tell me..."

Meanwhile inside the rocket...

"We've achieved Mach 23 people!!!" (f/n) appeared out of nowhere scaring the two poor souls inside. 

"(f/n) what in the world are you doing here." Karma scolded her.

"rejoice in my radiant presense."