Sans' POV

~•Timeskip to like an hour later after (Sans) trying to figure out the controls•~

"Do you get it now?" "Yup, now let's play!!" "You certainly aren't hungover anymore." "Mhm, now let's plaay!" "Okay, you're like a little kid right now. Is that what happens to monsters after a hangover?" "Yeah? Maybe? I dunno. Let's play now!" The tutorial loaded on the screen.

(Play the video cuz that's you and Sans playing and cuz I'm lazy and tiiiireeed

and yes, this is what's gonna take up like an hour of your time. Sans is still the pink one and you're the yellow one.

and uh no, you dont say all that 'stuff'...)

"Did we just waste like 3 hours playing this?" "Uh-huh." I put down the controller. "How are we gonna practice now?" "You've seen that video millions of gimes already, right?" "Eh. Enough to be able to memorize the lyrics." "Then we're good to go! Just uh, act natural?" I already know the lyrics to the song, that performance was like ages ago.

"Not a very great plan, but ok. What time is it even?" I look at my phone's time. Holy crap, 3:12 PM already.

Pap and the kid walk in, soaking wet and at the same time burnt? What did they do over there? Well, considering they cooked at Undyne's, they probably burnt down the house, got caught on fire and tried to fix everything with water because Waterfall.

Then Undyne comes running in just like Pap and Frisk.

Aaand Undyne's gonna have to live with us. Great.

"SUP PUNKS I JUST BURNT MY HOUSE DOWN!" She punches the air. "And that's an achievement for you?" I raise my non-existent eyebrows. "Fuhuhuh. Atleast I burned it down with these two dorks!" She noogies the two. "PLEASE DO NOT NOOGIE THE SKELETON." Oh, they cooked together this time? Even better, he could have died and I was just sitting here trying to figure out how to cut virtual paper.

Undyne then catches sight of Y/n. "Oh, she's living with you now?" "Undyne, I thought we talked about this." I feel my eyesockets empty. "UNDYNE, YOU REMEMBER Y/N FROM LAST NIGHT RIGHT? YOU TWO GOT ALONG VERY WELL, WHAT IS WRONG NOW?" "Oh come on! Can't I do my job for once?!" "But 'dyne! She's my sister, give it a break." Frisk gently tugs Undyne's tank top.

Your POV

"What's going on?" I squint. "I don't know if you know this, but we need one more soul to break the barrier! You're what's standing in the way of everyone's hopes and dreams! Alphys' history books makde me think humans were cool. With their giant swords and flowery swordsmen." ...

"BUT YOU?! You're just a singer that is oblivious to the fact that everyone wants to get out of this crappy place! Hiding behind your lovey dovey boyfriend so you could keep living and letting us suffer as the days pass by!" .....

"And let's not forget your winpy goody-two-shoe-schtick! 'Oooh! I'm making such a difference by singing cheesy songs and hugging random strangers! You know what would be more valuable to everyone? IF YOU WERE DEAD!!! That's right, human! Your continued existence is a crime!" .......

"Your life is all that stands between us an our freedom! Right now, I can feel everyone's hearts pounding together! Everyone's been waiting their whole lives for this moment!" ... I do nothing but stare at Undyne.

"But we're not nervous at all! When everyone puts their hearts together, they can't lose! Now, human! Let's end this, right here, right no—" "Undyne, that's enough." Sans cuts her off. "Sans, this can't carry on longer any—" "I'm the thing that keeps people from seeing the surface world. I'm a criminal for existing. I'm not of any help to anyone at all. I'm a waste of space, for short. But you don't have to tell that to me over and over and over again. Because I already know I'm all those things. Hell, that's exactly what the bullies on the surface said, just made more complex. And you know what? I think I should sell my soul for all of you. Not like you all would care.." I say bluntly, the darkness filling my vision.

I'm in the void again. "Chara, I'm ready." "Oh? But it's so early! Are you sure?" The high pitched echo of her voice bounces off the 'walls' of this place. "Yeah.." I sigh.

"We have a deal then~"She readies a knife. I summon my soul, closing my eyes.

"Oh, forgot to tell you.. we're still killing everyone." They giggle. Wait—what?!

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