You and Jenna have been married for three years now. You've both come across some ridiculous tabloid articles written about the two of you and your relationship.

You're sitting on the couch, scrolling on your phone. Jenna is in the kitchen behind you, sitting on the barstool as she goes through her emails on her laptop.

You scoff, finding another ridiculous article about how you and Jenna are going through a divorce, keeping things quiet from the public eye.

You find it hilarious that just because you don't tend to share many pictures together on social media, it automatically means you're going through a rough patch.

Jenna stands up, stretching before walking over to you, leaning over the couch and wrapping her arms around your neck from behind.

She reads the article over your shoulder, sighing, "Another bullshit tabloid? This is like the 3rd one this month."

She moves before the couch, gently taking the phone from your hands as she straddles your waist.

You shake your head, annoyed, rubbing your hand over your face as you take a deep breath. You wish there were a way to stop these people, but you know it's useless.

Jenna caresses your cheek softly, looking at you. You lean forward and kiss her forehead, wrapping your arms around her.

"I'm sorry, baby. I know I shouldn't let them affect me like that. It's just so insane," she nods, soothingly running her hand through your hair.

You hold each other for a while before you see her smirk, an idea popping into her head.

"If we can't make them stop, let's make fun of them. Film a video of us reading the article and thanking them for it," she explains.

You look at her with a grin, cupping her face and kissing her deeply. You pull back to whisper against her lips, "Baby, you are the looks and the smarts of this marriage."

She laughs, pecking your lips before sitting beside you, mumbling, "Shut up, you're such a dork."

You wrap your arm around her, seeing her pull out her phone and go on IG. You open the article back up, and she starts recording, talking to the camera.

"Darling, can you tell me what you just read again?" she turns to you.

You nod. "Well, it turns out we're getting a divorce."

"We are?! What happened? Where did we go wrong?" she asks, faking a shocked look.

You look at her sadly, shaking your head as you continue reading, "I'm too controlling, and you can't deal with it anymore."

Jenna nods, also faking a sad look. You quickly scroll to where the author section is. "Thank you so much, Anna! We really appreciate you letting everyone know," you say cheerily, turning your screen to the camera to show the article.

Jenna then ends the video and grins, posting it to her story. You kiss her cheek, thankful to have her by your side to deal with things like this.

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A/N

Ok, so this might seem a bit random, but I love that video of when Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher made fun off a tabloid so I wanted to make a Jenna version. I think it turned out ok lmaoo

Here's the video link for anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about. Thank you for being so supportive ❤️