(SPANKIE'S BAR AND GRILL, ARLEN, TEXAS: 10:05 AM)

" What the hell am I hearing right now? " Cayde-6 turned to the other extraterrestrial talking to Agent Omega. " Are they talking gibberish?! "

" Hey, robot just listen! " Levi muttered.

" Oh okay..."

" You think you can threaten me vastich! " Lunatik taunted and laughed at Agent Omega as he took his pistol and pointing at him. The half-Behni and Cabal forces assassin kept listening.

" Tua Tia nyi digan oh! " the blue-lipped man angrily hissed.

" Stop talking Treblau ta me! I'm from Wy'nark! A colony where they don't speak in such proper language! "

" Understand this? You're coming with me, or you're gonna be nursing painful wounds! "

" Yes, he is. I could have killed him in the first place." Midnight whispered to the armored assassin when he nodded. The Ace-Defiant instantly took his pistol as Midnight handed her weapon to prepare themselves in taking down their possible prey.

" I see. He seems ranting right now. " the Ace-Defiant looked at Omega yelling at the extraterrestrial in disguise. " Should we kill him? "

" Not yet. We'll wait for the perfect timing, " Midnight made an evil smirk on her face which she wanted to take down the victim at the right moment. She and her partner keenly watched and listened at the conversation between an MIB and an alien-mutant which they found it more interesting.

" You first! " Lunatik instanty punched Omega on the gut through a wall which he never felt any pain. Instead, the wall got broken as he crashed on it. " Gonna crush you flat, man in black! "

" It will take more than one of you! " he growled and instantly tackled his grotesque opponent down and took an empty beer bottle to smash his head and bleed. The Ace-Defiant and Midnight watched Omega fighting Lunatik as the two assassins waited for the time to take him down. Deke, Levi, Quill, and Cayde-6 ceased their rumble against the unruly alien mob when they curiously spectated on Omega's attack. Entering the riotus establishment, a group of people in black suits arrived. Some of them were extraterrestrial and two Earthians saw the incident.

" Hey Omega! Stop hogging all the fun! " Agent R called his attention as she took her Crescent Rose Carbonizer. " Big Bro said you're supposed to be on ' light duty '! "

" I told you to wait outside, Red! " the blue-lipped man replied.

" You guys are supposed to be outside! " she sighed. Qrow Branwen joined with the MIBs as he saw the two undercover assassins.

" Judge Branwen? " Hangfire looked around when she noticed the elderly KNIGHT agent stood beside her.

" Oh crud, this is bad luck! " Qrow muttered in dark tone and drank a bottle of Zima on the table until he instantly emptied it. Deke grew his eyes on stalks as he couldn't believe in what he was seeing.

" Hey, old man, that's a ladies' drink! " the bearded lad cried. " It's supposed to be mine! "

" Sorry kid, " Qrow grinned. " I just needed a booze! "

" In this bleak situation, you get yourself to be drunk..." a dark haired man named TO turned to his fellow elder.

" Yeah. Anyway, did you notice that odd-looking couple over there? " Qrow pointed at the armored man and a half-Behni woman.

" Yeah, they're assassins then. " TO nodded which he turned around and understood.

" They're after Omega, I guess. We'll keep an eye on them. "

While the two elders watched the assassins, Agent OD picked up a concrete bench to hurl at Lunatik. Some bystanders were fleeing away from trouble as the riot greatly intensified. Agent R and the others attacked the remaining alien thugs.

" A Man eating cyclops! " a native-American looking bystander pointed at the alien which he pretented to look more terrified. In his exosuit, he was a Kylothian who wanted to trap the lady Ornac MIB.

" Where? Where? " Agent OD turned her head to and fro, but she never noticed the Kylothian man was going to trap her. OD punched him and instantly took her blaster gun which she shot him. Qrow and TO approached the two assassins on the corner, but they immediately fled.

" Shoot, they just went away! " the Remnite KNIGHT Agent angrily muttered.

" Hey, I can teleport. " TO grinned.

" Thanks, but we're too late! " Qrow anxiously replied when he saw being surrounded by other alien goons. TO looked at the other MIBs as he thought of helping them.

" OD! Behind you! " Agent YO cried as she snacked a patron sneaking up behind OD with a bar stool out with her Troubadour's Axe. Agent TO took his Sangre, a scythe to slash the other attackers as he helped Agents YO and OD. Agent DS the Mausian tripped the several patrons over by kicking a table over on them.

" Ladies, we've got more scums to deal! " TO grinned and slashed another attacker. Then, he turned to Qrow. " Hey, bird man, go help Omega. "

" Noted, " the Elderly Remnite nodded and took his scythe which it transformed into a machine gun. Agent R was fighting along with him as they easily brought down the alien mob down. Agent Fitz punched an alien diving at Omega then challenged the rest. Hangfire also kept blasting her light plasma energy as the others got blinded.

" Come at me alien scums! See why they used to call me Fitzy the hard bastard!" the Scottish SHIELD agent grimly stared at the surviving mob

" Fitz, what are you doing here? " Omega asked.

" Attached, Coulson's orders. He thinks a SHIELD Agent could be useful to you guys to give your operation some unquestionable law enforcement credentials. " Fitz replied as he took a pistol and firing another alien wave.

" He's volunteering, Blue-Lips. " Qrow added.

" Right, sir! "

The Dwarves appeared under Fitz's command and harrassed the bar patrons as they fled the bar. However others took the opportunity to flee with the others. Quill and the others looked around as they couldn't find the alien of interest.

" Guys, where the heck did the weird-looking crap go? " Cayde-6 asked.

" We couldn't find him! " Quill added.

" Shoot! Lunatik is getting away! " Omega anxiously gasped as he began searching for the alien-mutant man.

" Hee hee! " Lunatik laughed like an evil mad man when he ran down the alley, but a huge black four legged mech emerged from the black motor home behind the bar, as it was waiting outside for him. Agent TT was at the controls and hindering him.

" Stop! Or I will get mean! " He commanded a the mech readied to attack with its chain guns. Lunatik snorted as he quickly pulled out a keychain control and pressed a button. An audible beep was heard and then Behni Bloodstar mech rised up behind him from an illusion that was disguising it as a tractor trailer. The other agents and response team members entered the alley way behind the bar. They felt dumbfounded as their suspect had immediately escaped.

" Oh great, we've lost these guys! " the hooded Exo heavily sighed to his sarcasm. " Now what?! "

" Yeah... we can't waste much time in chasing that freak! " Levi grumbled.

The Lunivian MIB was raving mad as he growled and eagerly wanted to catch Lunatik into his hands. He was still on the Catyr Mech when Agent Omega saw him.

" Hey! Double T! Heel! Down boy! " Omega waved his hands to call TT's attention. The space elf calmed himself down and let the machine sat on the ground.

" That's almost close in getting him! " he moaned. " I could have..."

" It seems your friend is very eager to catch him, " Hangfire said as she turned to MIBs.

" Are you guys, okay? " Agent TO asked.

" Yeah, I am too, let's follow! " the blue-lipped MIB nodded which he wanted to pursue the chase.

" They seemed to be tired, " the Remnite KNIGHT Judge said and drank his next bottle of Zima which he had paid after the rumble.

" Double T is in hot pursuit, we need to back him up. "

" Well, you should have had a plan, " Deke shrugged and gave the MIB a suggestive look. Everyone glanced at each other and understood to the time traveller's statement.

" Right! No plan survive execution! Omega snapped his fingers and beamed. Suddenly, he received a phone call from Avengers Blitz Arditi and Sam Wilson as he picked it up. " Hello? "

" Your suspect is going to the highway. Sam and I are patrolling above the ground. You need more back-ups for this chase. " Blitz said as she was flying around in her silvery white and gray Gemini Suborbital Armor.

" He's a hard to catch guy! " Sam added in the phone call's background voice.

" Agreed! " Agent Omega nodded then he saw another commotion. Lunatik was going down I35 as Agent TT chased him in the Catyr mech as it hovered in jump mode

" Good thing this mech can make long jumps, " he thought.

Beside Agent Omega, Agent R and Kitty joined and catched up with the others. They were riding on a black van.

" You guys need more help! " the brunette Remnite said.

" The more the merrier! " Kitty beamed. " We'll join around."

" Sure, " Omega nodded in agreement which he understood. Agents DS and OD were processing the arrested patrons from the bar as TO and YO assisted them. Omega and Hangfire were already boarding his MIB Corvette and in pursuit while Starlord got in the jump ship with Deke and Levi. The hooded Exo seemed puzzled as he kept thinking of joining the chase.

" Should I go or not? " Cayde walked to and fro which Deke instantly grabbed his hands to call his attention.

" Cayde! Let's go! " Deke said.

" Right! I'm in for this party! "

" Let us in! " the young bearded man demanded and knocked on the window. Cayde-6 instantly teleported into the space vehicle and opened the hull for Deke to enter. Quill grimly stared at the two.

" Don't crowd me, you dorks! " he growled.

" You only have this obsolete old ship, you know? " Levi taunted and laughed.

" You're the money bags, Lighting Bug! Buy a ticket on something else if you want! "

" That looks old! " Cayde turned to Omega's black Corvette as he saw. " Dude, do you have to change this crib? Seriously, it's gonna be in scrap heaps soon! "

Levi, Deke, and Quill laughed at the hooded Exo's statement which they were like crazy laughing hyenas. Omega heard them which he got insulted. He wanted to burst out in anger, but his companion knocked him off using her elbow.

" Guys, what's so funny? I'm in my serious face now! " Cayde shrugged.

" You morons! Don't insult the car! It's a classic! " Omega indignantly glared at the four people in the jump ship. He instantly shifted the Corvette into flight mode and headed after TT. Corrina was already in pursuit, flying after the Lunivian MIB with her semblance.

" Okay, now it's a flying scrap heap! " Cayde nodded.

" Man, you're a beast! " Deke yelped.

" Yep! You reminded me of Old Yondu! " Levi added when he couldn't control his laughter. " You are a really amazing mech! "

" Yondu? Who is that? "

" My ol buddy who passed away, " Quill sadly sighed. " He's just like you. "

" I see. Sorry to hear that loss, dude."

Waiting around, Team America's trio jumped out of them which they couldn't catch up for the chase. They scratched their heads and felt dumbfounded in this situation.

" We missed the action and Omega's already left, " Madboar moaned like a five year-old child which he sounded too awkward for his age.

" Not even anyone to take down, ese..." Crosshairs sighed.

" Look at the flying porta-potties! " Quill pointed at the strange spacecraft which the three KNIGHT Agents looked-up.

" You might need some toilet paper or tissues for this one! " Cayde-6 added.

" Shut up, Dorks! " Sonic Storm yelled at the four when they went laughing. Quill's fleet had set off as the KNIGHTs trio had their Harley Davidson Bikes.

" I think the suspect is heading into the San Antonio Metro Area!" TT said in his communicator. " I have to check this out. "

" Got it! " Corrina replied and spotted a force of Vex Goblins moving after Lunatik. Then, she used her communicator to contact the others. " Better watch out for these robots, guys. They're consuming almost half of this highway. "

Agent TT was searchng for Lunatik's Bloodstar mech where Hangfire had spotted it. He was told not to engage him yet, but following where he was going to discover where he was running too. Omega had a good point, with that mech Lunatik could have easily jumped orbit and fled the planet if he wanted too. But instead he was traveling South searching for someone or something. The Lunivian MIB noticed that his path was heading towards San Antonio, where he had intended earlier to meet with Dr. Thornberry.

TT chastised himself, this was no time to be thinking of girls! But he couldn't get the beautiful Dr. Thornberry out of his mind. He hated this and stayed away from the opposite sex. But even an alien girl like Eliza could smile at him with her human lips and make him feel things for her. But TT had learned long ago not to trust those feelings. On his home planet of Lunivia, the females there used to tease him and other males. It was so easy for them, a bend at the knee, a wide grin, a brush of the hair and one of them could make him their devoted slave, so it seemed. He feared the power they had over him.

This was the start of his strange fetish. He used to make android heads of the women that he became enamoured of. It wasn't that he wanted to reduce those females into heads. It was just safer for him to adore them that way. A way he could adore them with out the consequence, they couldn't make him their slave to destroy at their pleasure. But Agent Omega made him see how what he was doing to cope with his lust was actually making him so strange, there was no hope he would find anyone. So he gave up his strange fetish, he instead joined Men In Black, determined to find his place in life. He couldn't make those heads anymore after he met Omega's wonderful partner, Agent Alpha. She was the kind of woman that Taener had dreamed of having fall in love with him, even though she was human. She was kind and fiercely dedicated to justice as an MIB Agent. But she loved a more worthy male, even Omega was not worthy to win her heart. TT despaired that no woman that wonderful would ever love him. But then he met Dr. Thornberry, she seemed to be the one who reminded him of Alpha, kind as her and yet also dedicated to helping others. TT was amazed at anyone just as wonderful could be as interested in him.

(SAN ANTONIO TEXAS, 10:10 AM)

A woman named Eliza Thornberry was in the kitchen of the San Antonio Zoo where she worked as a Zookeeper. She was around early twenties and wore eyeglasses. The woman seemed very friendly and responsible to her colleagues. She was in the kitchen of the San Antonio Zoo where she worked as head Zookeeper. She and a few volunteers were busy preparing an early day feeding for many of the Zoo's animals. Being a trainer of young student Zookeepers, she worked eagerly to teach them how set up each meal for every animal she was charge of. It had been about a decade since her adventures as a teenager with her parents as they travelled Africa to film a nature show to promote environmental conservation. A male chimpanzee started to murmur at her as she tasked her herself to blend the rhino feed she making.

" Darwin, you have something to say? " Eliza curiously asked. The chimp continued to speak in various low sounds intently as she worked. " Yeah, so what if work to much. But if someone doesn't do something, the Rhino will become extinct. "

The chimp continued to chatter at her, so she responded, " Yeah, that guy in the black suit last week was cute. But, I don't know. It's not really the right time for me to find someone. Besides, didn't you tell me you sensed some how he was different from other humans? "

He replied, and Eliza nodded, "You think I should see anyone anyways. I've been off the horse too long! Really, it's only been a few years since my breakup with Tommy. Come on, don't you think that me becoming Mrs. Taener Traeche is kinda weird? It is kinda of a really weird name. What kind of background does a last name like Traeche come from? Is that Polish or something? "

Suddenly, there was a large commotion outside. Eliza remembered the huge crash outside that happened last week, so she ran out of the room to see what was a matter. Eliza remembered the crash as it sounded loud like a tall building has fallen over outside. But this event wasn't as nearly dramatic. That time she had seen animals running in panic as many the cages were smashed open. She had to use powers, her secret powers she received on a safari to Africa from a tribal shaman that gave her the ability to easily communicate with animals.

" Oh no! Stop! You'll be hurt!", she shouted and chased the animals about. But that's what had brought the mysterious visitors to her zoo. They had introduced themselves as part of a U.S. Custom special task force, division six. Suddenly a leopard turned towards her, the animal come up and made purr like sounds. She asked the leopard, "What is it this time? Did something come from the sky and smash into the zoo again? "

" Something came from the sky and smashed into the zoo! " The leopard lead her over to strange satellite that had crashed into the zoo last week. The object had suddenly grown a dias from the wreckage. The dias was glowing as it now a circular keyboard with strange alien writing featured prominently on a ring of punchable keys that encircled it.Without knowing, a long spacecraft had hovered the zoo.

" Where? " Eliza curiously asked and turned her head around.

" Over there! " a chimpanzee exclaimed and pointed at the spacecraft. Eliza followed the direction as she saw a long yellow pointed space vehicle from a distance. A group of armored four-armed beings holding their rifles. They began shooting the zoo animals as they fell down and died. Some of them caused a stampede which the other zookeepers felt frantic and yelling.

" ELIZA, RUN! " an African-American woman cried.

" WHAT'S GOING ON! " she yelped as she felt baffled and dazed. It was a Fallen Vandal who aimed its Rifle as it was prepared to shoot her. Suddenly, a large blue mechanical object quickly took Eliza away into safety. It swung on a cable to pull her up out of danger. The cable was attached to the flying mech which was under voice control. She closed her eyes which she wouldn't see any trouble. It was the Lunivian MIB named TT who rescued her. Then along with him, Agent Leibowitz from SHIELD and the others arrived.

" You got a girlfriend there, TT. " he smirked.

" No! I mean... She said nothing about that. " TT objected and glared. " I barely met her last