i have a lot of stuff to say:

first, i wanna say thank you guys smmmmm for 3k votes and over 1k comments like that shit is amazing. yall make me wanna cry thanks smm for all the love and stuff. you guys are amazing

second, BITCHES I FINISHED WATCHING OITNB SEASON 5 IN LIKE A DAY AND A HALF AND I CANT HISDSDD I CRIED WAYY TOO MANY TIMES THROUGH OUT THE SEASON. THIS SEASON IS PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT AND DRAMATIC I LOVE IT I CANT WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR FOR SEASON 6 NDOAA

third, i started watching scream queens and that shit is the best thing ever omg. i love zayday, denise, chanel and chanel #3 omg. i couldnt stand grace, she was so annoying. and ik everyone dislikes dean munsch but i love that woman

fourth, ion know what to write, so imma just wing it

divaeva: stefffffff, i'm so sorry

divaeva: and stop apologizing!! you're so cute omg

divaeva: i didnt mean to make you feel like that. i wanted to come by you but i was crying a lot and i looked like a mess. i didnt want you too see me like that. i'm sorry

s.salvatore: don't apologize i was overreacting. and i understand. i just needed to know if you're okay.

s.salvatore: are you okay?

divaeva: i'm good, thanks for being worried and all lolol. how're you doing?

s.salvatore: i'm good now too. how're you and elena?

divaeva: idk. like she apologised and stuff and she was actually really sorry. she said she was just 'drunk and bitter'

s.salvatore: oh wow. do you forgive her?

divaeva: i want to, i told her i wasn't mad anymore. but i cant help but feel hatred towards her. i kind of hate me too.

s.salvatore: STOP THAT

s.salvatore: don't do that eva

divaeva: ikik. like elena wouldn't have said those stuff if i didn't choose damon over her, my fucking sister. i'm a bad sister

s.salvatore: evelyn, elena shouldn't have said those things to you, period. she's a bad sister too for degrading you like that

divaeva: so you're agreeing that i'm a bad sister?

s.salvatore: no

s.salvatore: well

divaeva: say it

s.salvatore: i just don't like the fact you put damon first for a lot of things. even before family. but that's okay, you guys are best friends. so i get it.

divaeva: I DONT FUCKING PUT DAMON FIRST! PEOPLE NEED TO STOP SAYING THAT AND STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS. and nothing and no one means more to me than my family so try again

s.salvatore: don't be mad

divaeva: whatever

s.salvatore: can i make you dinner?

divaeva: i'm good, thanks.

s.salvatore: you sure?

divaeva: no.

s.salvatore: that's what i thought

s.salvatore: what would you like, princess?

divaeva: SKSKSKA

divaeva: you just gave me a lady boner

s.salvatore: send a picture ;)

divaeva: lmao you thought

divaeva: okay so i'd like your famous chicken alfredo

s.salvatore: coming right up

s.salvatore: pick up or delivery?

divaeva: hmm

s.salvatore: please say pick up, please say pick up, please say pickup

divaeva: delivery😂😂

s.salvatore: you hoe

divaeva: i don't wanna move right now

s.salvatore: fine delivery it is

divaeva: yayyyy. you're the greatest

s.salvatore: ik😎

divaeva: so what's damon doing

s.salvatore: he's drinking bourbon and listening to loud music

s.salvatore: he said to answer his dm

divaeva: i can't dm him

divaeva: elena thinks i should separate myself from damon for a while

s.salvatore: fuck what elena thinks

s.salvatore: if you think you should separate yourself from him, then do it. don't do it cause elena wants you to.

divaeva: don't lecture me

s.salvatore: well, i am your daddy.

divaeva: STOPPPPPPPp

divaeva: why're you so dirty and flirty today

s.salvatore: idk i missed you

s.salvatore: and i've been thinking...about us.

s.salvatore: and i really want you, eva. it's all i can think about rn and it's really getting me frustrated.

divaeva: what but you have me

s.salvatore: not like that...

divaeva: i don't understand

s.salvatore: nvm

s.salvatore: we can talk about it when so much things aren't going on in your life

divaeva: NO I WANNA KNOW

s.salvatore: oops, the pasta's burning. gotta go

divaeva: you little cunt bucket

divaeva: my food better be here soon, bitch

divaeva: jkjk. COME BACK PAPI

divaeva: papiiiiiiii

divaeva: okay, i'll just go talk to my side guy then

s.salvatore: WHAT

divaeva: lmao bye

s.salvatore: EVA

***

divaeva: babe

holdupholly: babbyyyy

holdupholly: guess what?

divaeva: what

holdupholly: GUESSS!!!

divaeva: bye    [A/N: MEEE]

***

divaeva: flyguy

flyguyty: diva

divaeva: how's life? what you been up to?

flyguyty: i legit saw you less than five hours ago

divaeva: don't be a twat. i'm just trying to make conversation

flyguyty: i think i like holly

divaeva: you're supposed to wth. i thought you liked her this whole time

divaeva: did you just figure out you liked her

flyguyty: i literally just started liking her

flyguyty: she did something so cute 25 minutes ago. reminded me of you

divaeva: boi

divaeva: what'd she do?

fluguyty: we were at her house and her brother called her ugly and she was like having a mid-life crisis bc of that

divaeva: tyler

divaeva: how was she having a mid-life crisis if she's not even in her mid life thingy

flyguyty: IDK! she was just so cute

divaeva: aweee. my boy's in love

flyguyty: in like*

divaeva: wAIT HOLD ON HOLLY HAS A BROTHER

divaeva: THAT BITCH DIDNT EVEN TELL ME

divaeva: HES PROBABLY BEAUTIFUL OHMY

flyguyty: no not really

divaeva: obvi you'd say that. how old is he?

flyguyty: he's in his 20's i think. and his name is archie. that's all i know about him so dont ask

divaeva: do you have a picture of him

flyguyty: why would i have a picture of him??

flyguyty: and don't you have a boyfriend

divaeva: shut up and go get one from holly

flyguyty: kaykay

flyguyty: this is the only one she has

divaeva: okay

divaeva: hmm

divaeva: he's sexy

flyguyty: sexier than stefan?

divaeva: lmao you thought

flyguyty: sexier than me?

divaeva: yes

flyguyty: wow

divaeva: tell her i said to find more and send them

flyguyty: kk

flyguyty: she wants to know if you like him

divaeva: i like his face

flyguyty: she said ew

divaeva: just tell her to send the stupid pictures

flyguyty: kk

flyguyty: she said she doesn't have any more she got this from her mom's phone

divaeva; oh wow

divaeva: wow

divaeva: okay wow

divaeva: he has a lovely face

divaeva: anyways gotta go have dinner with papi

flyguyty: congrats

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