YOONGI'S POV

My eyes opened due to the subconscious realisation of someone staring and she was there infront of me with gritted teeth. I got up instantly. She seemed dangerous.

"What's wrong?" I questioned.

She picked up a pillow and smacked it straight on my face. What did I do to deserve this?

"You literally yelled at my poor female lead because of your ex girlfriend! You fucker!" She spoke. Is this a dream? Why can't I understand anything. I was still wondering when she threw that pillow onto me again.

"Yah stop!" I hissed.

"She was there for you when you cried Yoongi! At least be considerate, and it was you who invited her anyhow. Oh my poor Jee."

"I CANNOT UNDERSTAND A WORD DAMMIT! WHO IS JEE? WHAT EX?"

"See," she flashed her phone screen in front of my face. A story. A fanfiction. My fanfiction.

"Why are you reading this?" I questioned in bewilderment, embarrassed. I tried to snatch the phone from her but she pulled it back, reading further.

"Why are you reading my fanfiction dammit. Give it to me." I tried to take it from her hand but she hissed, totally immersed in the story.

"Oh it's fine now. You apologized," she smiled. "Now Taehyung gotta apologize to Jee too!"

"Stop it. You can read anything else!" I spoke in dement.

"Aww my baby Tae, he cried, naww," she spoke, getting up.

"Why is he your baby?"

She didn't respond, continued reading. "I hate her parents for real," she spoke.

"I am leaving," I grunted and she gestured me to do the same. That person she is reading about is me! Why does she need that when I am right in front?

I scoffed and stood up to leave. As I was wearing my shoes back, she muttered, "Yoongi..."

"What do you want?" I asked irritatedly.

"I love you," she spoke with dramatic eyes and face melting into an aww.

My heart stopped and my throat went dry. There was this weird feeling coursing all over my body, a warmth, a nervousness... An euphoria.

"W-what?"

"You have made Jee runaway. Thank God or she would have married that jerkass Suho," she said, her eyes drifting back to the screen.

I closed my eyes in frustration, taking in all that happened. I was not at all furious. Kidding. I took the little sponge ball kept on the shoe rack and aimed it right for her head.

"Ouch," she whined, rubbing her head but nevertheless, her eyes never left the screen.  She's impossible.

"Oh shit! The author skipped the adult part. I feel robbed," she pouted.

"As they should!" I responded in dement, "Why do you even wanna read that? For fuck sake!"

She looked up, "For fuck sake!"

Did she actually realise that she speaking about me!

"You really wanna read my smut?" I questioned with a smirk, my hands folded on my chest as I leaned to the wall.

A blush crept up her cheeks to her ears as she glanced at me with wide eyes, "No! I am talking about the character in this book. It's much better than your idiotic ass can ever be."

"It's still me," I chuckled. "You really wanna read about me having se-"

"SHH!! PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"Why?" I smirked, "You wanna read about my mouth other that whatever characters body-"

"MIN YOONGI!! WHAT IN HELL. YOU HAVE SUCH A DIRTY MOUTH," she yelled, her hands over her ears. That was so amusing.

"Moon Sora was this naughty? Reading my smuts?" I raised brows.

"Oh come on Yoongi. You think I don't know what you do? I totally heard you moaning when I was coming to your room at night last week!" She contested.

My ears were so hot in an instant, "What in hell, Sora? You are a privacy invader for real!"

"You should thank me. I stopped aunty from coming to your room or she would have witnessed her little one with his little one," she laughed out loud.

When did the tables turn?

"Whatever, you still wanted to read about me. Well why did you wanna read it? I can tell you that. It starts with a kiss. Then to jawline, then to the neck then-"

"SHUT THE HELL UP!" She yelled loudly, standing on her knees on the couch.

"Why love?" I mocked. "Lemme complete."

"Get lost," she protested, obscuring her face in her palms. Though her tomato red ears gave me the hint what her face would be like.

"Next we..."

"The girl turns you over," she glanced up towards me.

My heart thudded instantly. No, I cannot take this confidence.

"She pulls your trouser down, showing off your bulge..."

"Stop it Sora! You're a pervert," I interrupted, feeling the tightness in my trousers. Shit! I wish I was a girl!

"SHE BITES YOUR DICK AND RUNS AWAY," she spoke, rather yelled, running away to one of the rooms.

I looked down and I have a problem now.

She caused it, she should solve it! What are you even thinking Min Yoongi. You need Jesus.

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(A/N: lol.)