**** Okay Aug is learning to dance y'all - whoop! whoop! whoop! But Big T, takes the crown lol.  And Aug's dancers, I like them. They seem to have nice spirits, so they off my ish list lol. On top of that they are extremely professional, unlike that massage therapist who trying to get wifed up lol.

For those who can't make it to the URX Tour - it's going to be streaming live Nov. 30. I've included the link. But you can also just google Usher live stream nov. 30. 

https://music.yahoo.com/blogs/live-nation/usher--the-ur-experience--date-to-livestream-on-yahoo-214350595.html

Happy Thanksgiving!

House in the m/m. )

AMBER P.O.V. –

“Do all them little “mamas” come in there with their kids concern you Amb?” Cha asked sipping her glass of wine. “Cause when I go there to bring the girls I be looking at some of them women and they are not there just for their kids if you get my drift.”

The women decided to throw me a Bachelorette slumber party. They rented a beautiful suite in the W hotel and we all had on our onesie’s and were just chilling sharing laughs.

“Cha yo ass just have to bring down everybody vibe.” Muk took a big gulp of her Hennessey.

“No, I’m just asking Amb. Because when I see them, it bothers me and I know it has to bother her.”

“I see them, but I trust August. I mean, I can’t be like “oh you can only see patients with daddies. That’s unrealistic.” I laughed. “But I have to trust what we have. I have to trust that he knows better. And I can’t lose sleep over it. He’s never given me a reason to not trust him.  And he told me to tell him anyone that made me feel uncomfortable he’d put their ass in check real quick.”

“And you know he will.” Drica, Smoke’s wife said cutting her a slice of the “penis cake – yes chile they got me a penis cake.

“Well I got a gift, where you ain’t got to worry about none of them hoes that come in that office.”

“Oh God, what Muk?” I started laughing, knowing it was going to be something crazy.

She got up and handed me a bag.

“Amb don’t open that.” Mama Shelia said knowing exactly how crazy Muk was.

“Amb gon open that. That’s the stuff that’s gon make Aug run home to ya.”

I removed the tissue paper from the huge bag to find, whips, oils, porno dvds. I picked up a DVD. “Booty and the Beast? Really Muk?”

We all fell out laughing.

“That’s got that sexy man. Brian Pumper. You know he talk to ya when he hitting it.”

“Oh my God.” I shook my head.

“Let me see this.” Salli, Dr. Edwards wife took the bag from me.

“Butt plugs? Muk this takes the cake.”

“Butt plugs!?” Everybody asked.

“What the hell do you even do with a butt plug?” I asked.

“You stick it up there.”

“Yuck!” Tanya said and we all made looks of disgust.

“Don’t act like you and Aug ain’t freaks.” Muk took another gulp of her Hennessey. “Y’all probably had sex all up and through that office.”

Everybody looked at me to see my answer.

I took a sip of my wine. “What?”

“ Have y’all? Ever had sex the office?” Tanya asked me.

“What do I look like?” I said applaud she would ask me such a question. I was a lady.

Everybody sucked their teeth.

“Okay once…or twice.”

“Damn you nasty.” Tanya told me. “People bring their children there you freak.”

“We disinfected the chairs.” I defended our freakiness.

“Chile this is too much for my virgin ears.” Mama Shelia covered her ears and shook her head.

“Sorry Mama Shelia.” I chuckled. “Blame August, not me.”

“Muk, what am I supposed to do with this?” I held up this skimpy, little ass thong she gave me as a gift.

“Wear it shoot.” She said in her thick Nola accent.

“Do you see how big my butt is?” I laughed.

“Girl it stretch.” She yanked it from me and put it on over her onesie

We all busted out laughing.

“Now if my big ass can fit it, I know you can.” She took it off and handed it back to me.

“Muk Unh-Unh. Now it look like some stretched out dental floss.” Mama Shelia fell over on my shoulder laughing.

“Mama Shelia don’t play with me.” Muk rolled her eyes and continued indulging in her Hennessey.

“Thank you Muk. I’m sure I’ll find something to do with this.” I held it up as if it was something nasty I didn’t want to touch, and dropped it back in the bag.

 “Stacy who are you texting?” I looked over at her. She had been on her phone all night.

“Uh…nobody.” She put her phone away.

“I hope you are not texting Travis. You know he can’t keep his mouth shut for anything. And if he tells Aug, you know he’s going to be over here.”

Everybody looked at her.

“I wasn’t texting Travis okay. And I didn’t tell him where we were. Damn.” She rolled her eyes and poured her some Ciroc.

“Aug ain’t gon come over here.” Mama Shelia insisted.

Me, Tanya, Cha, Salli (Dr. Edwards wife), Muk, Netia (his sister) and Drica (Smoke’s wife) all did an audible Pssssssshhhhhhh!

“I’m not gon let y’all talk about my boy like that. He wouldn’t ruin today for Amb.”

“Mama Shelia you obviously don’t know your son.” I laid my head on Tanya’s back. She was laid on her stomach on the bed.

“All I know is, he better not interrupt when the skrippers come. Eyyyyyy!” Muk did a little dance.

“I know right!” We all said in unison, except Stacy, who was sitting in the corner in a chair texting.

“Stacy.” I looked at her.

“Fine. I’m texting Trav.”

“Oh God.” We all said in unison.

“I’ve been having bad cramps and he was asking me how I felt.”

“Did you tell him where we were?” Tanya asked her.

“Uh…no…maybe…yeah.”

“Stacy!” We all stood up and yelled in unison looking at her.

“Don’t yell at me okay. I told him not to tell Aug. He promised me he wouldn’t. He said there at Follie’s right now.”

“Give me this damn phone.” Muk took her phone and put it in her bra.

Stacy sat in the chair pouting like a little kid. “I can’t help it that my man is concerned about my tummy ache.”

“Your tummy ache?” Mama Shelia grabbed her cheeks and laughed.

“Why does your stomach hurt Stac?” I asked her, partially concerned.

“Probably all that chocolate she been snacking on from the gift bags.” Muk said and we looked at all the candy paper that surrounded her.

“Ha-Ha-Ha.”  She gave us the evil eye. “You know what if I’m not wanted I can just leave.” She got up.

“Oh no you’re not.” Mama Shelia grabbed her. “So you can go running off to Trav only to bring him back here.”

There was a knock at the door.

“Oh my God is that the strippers?” I got too excited and little dance. “My body is ready.”

“Thirsty.” Tanya hit me with a pillow.

Muk went to get the door.

“I’ll get it.” Stacy rushed passed Muk and went to the door.

Seven figures with black robes on and Mardis Gras mask came through the door.

“Y’all ready for strippers? Woo-hoo.” Stacy said so fake.

“Muk did you order seven strippers?” Cha looked at her skeptical.

“No.”

“Stacy.” We all looked at her.

She ignored us and turned on Jodeci’s Freakin You.

Each one of the figures grabbed a woman and started grinding on her.

I already knew who they were. Specifically mine’s from the way he bent me over and started grinding me. I slapped his hand, turned around and took off his mask.

“August.” I straight faced him with my arms folded.

“What?” He pecked my lips.

Smoke, Dan, Dominic, Sneak, Dr. Edwards and Trav  pulled off their mask and fell on the floor laughing.

“Stacy I am going to kill you.” I slightly screamed.

“August why y’all mess up her party?” Cha asked.

“She wanted a stripper and the only stripper she gon get is me. She know that.” He grabbed me by my waist.

I undid his hands and walked away from him. He sat on the bed and his long E.T. ass arms pulled me to sit on his lap.

“Y’all ate all the food?” Trav looked around trying to see what we had left.

“It’s plenty penis cake ass hole.” Muk said.

“Maybe you should eat some, since you can’t get none in real life.” He poured himself something to drink.

“You thought I was playing when I said no strippers?” Aug played with the zipper on my onesie.

“ I don’t see the big deal.” I moved his hand.

“The big deal is you mines. And no other nigga should be in your face. Don’t let the dress clothes fool you, you know what it is. Bettah be glad, I didn’t bring my gat. ”

“So you would’ve shot up my party?” I looked at him.

“If I had too. You would’ve lived though.”

He was acting so damn ridiculous. I tried to get up, but he pulled me back down on him.

“August leave her alone.” Mama Shelia insisted.

“I’m not messing with her. I’m messing with you Amb?” He picked some lint off my onesie.

“Yeah you are.” I pouted and rolled my eyes.

Aug looked at his watch. “Go put some clothes on so we can go.”

“Why am I leaving my party because of your insecurities?”

“Ooooooo.” Trav instigated.

Aug gave me a look like “You heard what I said.”

I sighed and got up.

“Aug why you trying to get her to leave?” Mama Shelia asked him.

“It’s  midnight, which means it’s her birthday and I want to be the first person she celebrate it with.”

I rolled my eyes and went to get ready. We all knew that Aug was possessive and over protective, but the older he got the worst he got. This birthday gift better be fucking worth it.

AUGUST P.O.V. –

“You mad at me?” I adjusted the air in my Jaguar Coupe.

She didn’t respond she just looked out the window.

“I guess you don’t want to be wife today huh?”

“Actually I don’t.” She laid her head on the window.

I chuckled at how mad she really was that I didn’t want her to have strippers. But I was certain after she saw her birthday gift, all that anger would go away.

Amb and I had been together four years now and it felt good to finally be able to take care of her and Sata the way I wanted.

I was able to give her, her dream wedding today. The trip to Italy we always talked about. And now her birthday gift would complete it all.

We pulled up to it and I saw her lift her head from the window. I pulled up the circular drive way and stopped in front of it.

She looked over at me.

“What’s this?”

I turned off my car and took a key off my key ring and gave it to her.

“Happy Birthday.”

She looked back out the window at it, then at me.

“I thought you were waiting?” She looked at me surprised.

“I was. Until today. I bought it a couple of months ago. Was kinda hard to keep it from you.” I played with my beard looking at her, thinking about how much we had went through. How much she had given to me and how I had waited for this day for so long.

A big smile plastered across her face and she tried to kiss me, I turned my head.

“Unh-unh you mad remember.”

She sucked her teeth.

“Not anymore.” She chuckled.

I turned to her and kissed her.

“Love you babe and thank you for putting up with me.” I pecked her lips one last time.

We got out and walked through the front door.

She grabbed her mouth in amazement at how beautiful it was. I hired an interior decorator to furnish it, so everything was already in it.  I took her on a tour through the house. Even showed her my “mancave” in the basement, that was for me and me only.

“Umm, bet I be in your “mancave.”

“Try it and see what happened.”

“Absolutely nothing.” She rolled her eyes walking back up the stairs, I slapped her ass really hard.

“Oww.” She rubbed it and I laughed.

We ended the tour on the balcony of our master bedroom, just looking at the stars. I stood behind her. It was really a beautiful moment, but her ass had to break it. Now that I was able to do for her, she could never just accept a gift without bringing up some technical shit.

“Did you get my name on the deed?”

 “Really?”

“Yes, I need to know.”

“Yes. Both of our names are on the house Ms. Lawyer.”

“I’m just saying men do these beautiful gestures then a divorce comes only the man’s name is on the house and the woman is left out in the cold.”

“So you already thinking about a divorce?”

“No, I just want to be safe babe. I know how it works.”

“No you don’t know how it works cause you ain’t never been married to a pretty mutha-fucka like me before.” I got in her face.

“Whatever.” She rolled her eyes. I kissed her neck.

“I can’t wait to be your wife today.” She put her ring finger next to mine. We each got 4.15 tatted on it to symbolize our wedding date, her bday and Mel.

 “I can’t wait to fuck you today after you become my wife.”

She sucked her teeth and I put my cheek on hers laughing. Some things change, but some things never will.