Y/n sighed after she finished her homework, placing it back in its folder and zipping up her backpack. She groaned as she stood up and headed into the kitchen to eat some dinner. The fridge doors swung open and y/n tiredly looked around for something to salvage. Nothing.

"Uhm uh hmm." Y/n sighed and went to grab her keys. "Guess I'll have to get groceries...I'm not NOT eating." She headed over to the door to slip on some shoes and made her way to the nearest grocery store.

"Stupid- frickin," mild cursing was heard in the distance and y/n was about to turn her head to see what all the fuss was about when a small pebble rammed into the back of her head.

"OW, WHAT THE FUCK?!" She clutched the back of her head and whipped around to face the person who had decided they wanted to die today. "WHATS YOUR PROB-," y/n deadpanned when she saw Bakugo grumpily walking a little ways behind her. At the sound of y/n screaming at him (an all too familiar sound) Bakugo raised his eyes from the sidewalk.

"The fucks your problem shithead?" He questioned. Y/n gave him the 'you-know-what-you-did' look.

"The rock you kicked slammed into my head you dick." Y/n was stalking towards him. She picked up the very same pebble that had slammed into her and chucked it at Bakugo. It hit him square in the forehead.

"oW YOU FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT!" Bakugo screeched at her. Y/n's one chance shot was an A+ and now it was time for her to skedaddle. She sprinted. She went sonic speed away from his feral ass.

"whaT THE- OH YOUR DEAD. YOU. ARE. DEAD Y/N!!" Bakugo was mad triggered and he was also going sonic speed. Eventually he caught up with her (some aid from his quirk). From behind, strong arms wrapped around her waist, hoisted her up, and tightened into a death grip. This was a tactic that Bakugo had used on her since they were little. He'd called it 'hug of death' at some point.

"YOU GIVE UP??!" He screamed. Y/n managed to let out a strangled 'no'. Y/n brought her hands up behind her head and tickled Bakugo on the neck. He let out a snort and his arms loosened a little, enough for her to wiggle out and kick him in the shin and push him over.

Y/n stood triumphantly upon the beast. She raised a valiant hand into the sky.
"FINGERS OF LIFE!" She belted. Bakugo stood up off the concrete.

(You used Fingers of Life against Hug of Death! It was very effective!)

"Tch whatever, I've got to get groceries." Bakugo shoved his hands into his pockets.

"Awww doing chores for ma'?" Y/n teased.

"What are you doing then?" Bakugo asked with a rather bored expression. Y/n pressed her lips together for a moment. She was about to get roasted wasn't she..?

"Getting roa- groceries." Y/n sighed. Bakugo's lips spread into a smug smile.

"HmmMm groceries....DOiNg ChOrES FoR Ma??" He mocked her and started walking back home.

"Shut up! Where are you going??"

"Back home! I don't want to go to the same grocery store as you, you fuckin weirdo!" His voice grew quieter the father he walked. Pretty soon it was just y/n alone on the side walk. Y/n sighed and headed in the direction of the grocery store.

"I better get some beans..."

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A/n: here's your meme!