~Naughty~ 13

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I wake up to Luna running around in the hallway. I walk out in the hall to see what all of the fuss is. " What the hell are you doing?"

Luna looks at me while carrying a pile of random things. " I totally forgot that we're having Hayden over for drinks and games." She drops a dirty sock and bends down to pick it up. " Remember.... she's getting married next week. We have like five people coming over."

Crap! I totally forgot about that. " How much time do we have?"

Luna grabs her phone out of her pocket and looks at it. " A few hours. I told them to be here around 1:00 p.m."

I slap my forehead and drag myself to the bathroom. It's a good thing that we don't have Tristin today. " Well I guess we need to run to the store for snacks and drinks." I strip off my clothes and take a quick shower while Luna runs around like crazy and cleans up. Once I get out I get dressed and run downstairs.

Luna is laying on the floor with a shoe in her hand. She looks up at me and then closes her eyes. " What?"

I sit down on the couch and grab my shoe out of her hand. " What are you doing down there?"

She sits up and cracks her back. " I got down here to pick up your shoe and it felt so good down here that I didnt' want to get up."

I throw on my shoes and grab my keys. " You ready to do some shopping?"

Luna runs past me and opens the door. " Is that a trick question?"

Once we get to the store, we head straight over to the snack isle. I grab a few bags of Tortilla chips and a bag of Funyuns. " So have you talked to Brendon since last night?" Then I reach over and grab a few jars of salsa and cheese dip.

Luna leans over the cart and waits for me to push it. " No... I sent him a few text messages, but he hasn't responded back. I'm sure he hates me now."

I go to push the cart around the corner and the cart almost tips over because of Lunas weight. I grab it quickly as Luna jumps off. I look at her and then grab a case of Dr.Pepper. " Just give it time. I'm sure he's just a little upset."

We make it to the liquor isle and Luna throws in a bottle of Jack and a bottle of Dr. Cherry Mcgillicuddy. " I think I need like ten drinks." She reaches for the bottle of Jack and attempts to open it.

I snatch it from her and put it back in the cart. " Can't you wait a few more hours?"

Luna gives me her pouty lip. " But... I don't wanna."

I decide it's best to just hurry out of the store before she makes a huge scene, so I push the cart to the checkout and pray that it doesn't take long to get out of here. I throw the stuff on the counter and just when I think that we're about to get up there, the stupid lady in front of me pulls out like thirty coupons.

The cashier scans them and tells her the total. " That will be $73.86."

The lady looks at her transaction and then slowly pulls out her glasses to put on." How come my coupon for .20 cents off of the corn didn't work?"

You have got to be kidding me. I start to look around at other checkouts but all of the registers are starting to fill up.

The cashier looks at the corn and then at the coupon. " mam.. this isn't the right corn."

The lady snatches the corn out of the cashiers hand and starts shaking it. " Yes it is... now I want my .20 cents off."

I can tell that Luna is getting aggrivated because I can see that look in her eye. " Look lady, it's the wrong corn now hurry up before I shove that corn it places that you're not going to like." Luna looks the lady up and down and then shakes her head. " Hell.. who knows, it will probably be more action than you've seen in years."

The lady shakes her head in disgust and throws the corn on the counter. " I don't want this corn." Then she looks at Luna and shakes her head again.

I am so embarrassed by Luna that I don't speak to her again until we get outside. " Do you realize that lady is probably in her 70's? I can't believe you said that."

Luna throws the bags in the backseat and laughs. " That old hag had it coming. I hate people like that. They drive me insane."

Yeah.. well you drive me insane.

Once we get back to the house Luna helps me set out the snacks and the drinks. I feel weird not having Tristin here and I keep on expecting him to tug on my leg at any moment. I guess Adi will be coming back soon and I have no idea if I will see Kale as much as I do now.

I look at Luna as we both go to sit on the couch. " So what games are we playing?"

Luna looks at me with a blank expression. " I don't know... I thought you picked out some games."

Shit! I lay back and run my fingers through my now messy blonde hair. " I don't know anything about wedding games."

Luna gets up and rubs her hands together. " Maybe we should just get a stripper then and skip games." Luna looks over at the door when the doorbell goes off. " That would be the hoes right now."

I stand up and give her an evil look as she just stands there. " I guess I will be getting that." I slowly walk to the door just knowing that this is going to be a disaster. I take a deep breath and open the door. Hayden, Anna, Bailey and our gay friend Amro all come strolling in. I knew Amro couldn't resist being here. I'm sure he was hoping there would be a stripper. " Hey... where's Kay?"

Hayden flips her blonde hair and runs into the kitchen. " She said she couldn't make it, so I guess it's just us." She walks beck into the living room with a plate of chips and cheese. " So... where's my stripper?"

Luna walks over and snatches a chip out of Haydens hand. " I told Kalise that we should get a stripper." Then everyone in the room slowly turns to look me at me.

Feeling nervous I take off into the kitchen and pour me a drink of Dr. Cherry and sprite. I slam the drink down and grab a few chips. When I look behind me, everyone is standing in the kitchen. With my mouth full of food I look at them. " What? We can play some really fun games."

Anna jumps up on the counter and grabs a shot glass. " Oh come on. I've been married for three years now. I need... well we need this." She points around the room at all of us.

Then Amro jumps in. " Yeah Kalise.. You haven't even got laid yet. Don't tell me that you don't want to see a fine ass guy shaking his junk for you."

Note to self. Next time get a stripper or get your head ripped off by horny crazy women and one crazy guy. I walk over and grab Amros drink out of his hand that he just made. " Thanks a lot for reminding the whole world."

All of the bickering stops when we all hear the doorbell ring. Everyone follows Luna into the living room as she goes to answer the door. Luna opens the door and Brendon is standing there with his cop uniform on. All of the girls and Amro start screaming and pulling him inside.

Hayden runs over to the stereo and turns on the music. " You guys tricked me." She looks Brendon up and down as everyone is gathered around poor Brendon. " You guys got me a sexy ass stripper."

Luna runs over to Brendon and tries pulling him away. " He's not the...."

Everyone starts reaching out for Brendon when the music starts playing and start un buttoning his uniform.

Brendon stands there looking confused as everyone tries to strip him of his clothing. " Um.. hey... guys.." He looks at Luna as she stands by the door laughing. " I came to apoligize."

I hear random voices just screaming. " Start dancing... Take it off."

I stand there dieing on the inside as Brendon struggles to keep his clothes on with these crazy sex crazed women and Amro all over him. I try to speak over the screaming and the music but it's to loud. " He's not a stripper."

Brendon stops struggling to keep his clothes on for a few minutes and starts busting out some dance moves. He starts grinding his butt on Anna. " Luna... I really like you. I had no right..."

Some how his shirt ends up off of him and on the ground. Everyone starts going crazy and touching and poking at his hard chest. Hell even I have to admit that he has a smoking body.

Luna tries squeezing in the crowd. " What?"

Brendon starts moving his ass around as he bends down in a sexy way to pick up his shirt. " I had no right to be upset. You're not even my girlfriend, but I ...."

Luna pushes Bailey away from him. " He's not a stripper people."

I stop the music just in time for everyone to hear.

Luna laughs and looks at everyone just as Amro reaches over and grabs his ass. " He's a real cop." Luna looks at Amro as he pulls his hand away. " Amro.. you're such a hoe." Then she slaps her hands on Brendons chest.

Amro walks away and laughs. " I just touched a real cops ass.. Arrest me Mr. Officer."

Everyone looks a little confused and embarrassed.

Before anyone can say anything else, Brendon pulls Luna close to him. " I like you alot." Then he grabs the back of her head and kisses her.

Everyone starts getting all emotional and girly as they stand in the middle of the room kissing.

I can't help but to feel excited for Luna. I can tell that she cares about him in a way that she hasn't for anyone else in a very long time.

After a few minutes everyone decides to leave them alone and go back into the kitchen for drinks and snacks.

Hayden laughs as she takes a drink of her Jack and Coke. " Well.. that stripping action was the best ten minutes of my life. Thanks for the party."

I slam back my drink and choke at the image in my head of everyone attacking Brendon. " Yeah.. anytime."

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