24. Throwing Jesus doesn't work.

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Omg! His skin is coming off! (Warning , the first serious part ever,kinda... Maybe not , okey it's not serious...) What is he ? My grandmother?

Notlikemygrandmothereverdoesthatorsomething.. Omg ! That is so gross! *poof* I threw the priest at him in an amazing speed ! " AHHHH! SATAN!" The priest shouted , I understand him...

"Ahhh! Bleegh! " well that went to hell. " YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ATTACK SATAN ! NOT THE GROUND YOU IDIOT!" ugh , well he didn't need a priest .... he needs jesus.. Only one thing to do...

*poof* I threw jesus at him and yelled."YA'LL NEED JESUS!" "Aaaaaaaah!" Why is he singing? " halleluja ! HAlleluja! Halleluja halleluja !!" "SHUT UP!" I yelled and threw a shoe at him. "Not like I need you or anything!"

(This is going to be serious tho.)I guess I have no choice but to fight myself... I jumped up in the air and spun around and kicked orochimaru in the head. He dodged and grabbed my leg , he threw me away making me skid on the ground and crash into a tree.

"Ugh!" I got up and put chakra into my legs and ran towards him. I grabbed a kunai from my bag and threw it towards his heart while dodging his shuriken and winds.
He caught the kunai and threw it back at me .

I dodged it right before it hit me . I looked at Sasuke and saw him standing still with wide eyes staring at the scene. " SASUKE! " I exclaimed , he turned towards me quickly .

" FIRE BALL JUTSU! NOW!" I ordered him. He nodded and turned back to orochimaru and did the handsigns " FIRE BALL JUTSU!" He yelled and blew out fire out of his mouth.

I bit my thumb and swiped the blood on the ground which by the way hurt like hell. " SUMMONING JUTSU!"

Cut! What dis ya'll think? Should I make more serious scenes or stick to funny ones?

And who should she summon ? Guy version Sakura Ichigo? A bear summoning? Bob? PS. YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ICHIGO ,BOB , OR A BEAR SUMMONING! NOT PEOPLE FROM OTHER ANIMES ! CUS THEN EVERYONE IS GOING TO HAVE DIFFERENT CHOICES AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO CONTINUE WITH THE BOOK! THIS IS A VOTING!

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