"You called me 'baby,'" Jungkook said, running a hand through Taehyung's hair.

"Hm?" Taehyung murmured. "When?"

Jungkook laughed, pulling him closer. "Right before you gave me head."

"Ah. Well, I can't control what comes out of my mouth when I'm horny."

"I love your mouth when you're horny. Who knew you could be so sexy," Jungkook said.

Taehyung peered up at Jungkook, pushing his long hair away from his face. "It's funny. We've known each other for so long, but there's this whole other side of each other we've never gotten to see. It's like I'm only just getting to know you."

The younger smiled. "You're right. Well, let's change that. Do you have any kinks?"

"Kook."

"Oh, I'm your kink? I'm so flattered Taehyungie." Jungkook tickled his friend's side.

Taehyung hit him on the chest. "You wish."

"Come on, tell me!"

The elder sighed. "I've never tried this before, but I've always wanted to. But something about getting tied up excites me."

Jungkook hummed. "That's a good one."

"What about you?"

"Well," the younger started. "Dirty talk is a big one. More of a turn on than a kink. But I've recently been into sensation play."

Taehyung absentmindedly traced his fingers up and down Jungkook's chest. "What's that?"

"Basically receiving or withholding different stimuli or sensations. Blindfolds. Ice cubes. That sort of thing."

"Hm, so would this," Taehyung made his touch feather light and caressed over Jungkook's chest, "fall into that category?"

Jungkook let out a little moan. "Absolutely."

Taehyung smiled wide and continued, letting his touch travel further south to Jungkook's exposed length.

"Tae . . . "

Just when Taehyung moved his hand over Jungkook, the front door slammed open.

"Guys!" It was Jimin. They never locked the front door after Chloe left.

"Shit," Taehyung breathed, looking around wildly for his clothes.

"Under the covers!" Jungkook ordered, holding the comforter up so Taehyung could duck under.

Jimin barged in just after Taehyung covered himself completely.

"Hey- whoa!" Jimin said, covering his eyes when taking in Jungkook. "Why are you naked?"

"Do I really need to explain what I was doing?" Jungkook smirked, pulling a pillow on top of his lap.

Jimin scoffed, entering Jungkook's messy room. He eyed a pair of pants for a moment before throwing them at the younger. "Where's Tae?"

Jungkook wiggled the pants on, barely noticing they were Taehyung's. "What do you mean?"

"He's not in his room and it didn't look like he was anywhere else."

"Oh," Jungkook said simply.

"I wanted to tell you guys something major. It's crazy. But I wanted to tell you both at the same time." Jimin walked closer to Jungkook's bed.

"I wouldn't sit there if I were you!" Jungkook panicked. "I, uh, I came all over the cover!"

"Really?" Jimin made a show of looking at the comforter, very conscious of Jungkook's face turning red. "Are you sure it's not because Tae is under there?"

"What?!" Jungkook exclaimed.

"Dude, I can literally see a body pressed right up against you."

"Um, um," Jungkook stuttered.

"TaeTae, you can come out," Jimin sung.

Taehyung popped his head out and looked at Jungkook. "You really couldn't have said Chloe was over?"

"What I'd like to know is why you were hiding under there, TaeTae," Jimin mocked. He fully knew why the boy was under there. He did hand over Taehyung's favorite sweatpants just a few moments ago and all.

"I wanted to cuddle?" Taehyung asked innocently.

"Without your clothes on?"

Jungkook butted in. "We're not fucking if that's what you're thinking."

"Sure," Jimin hummed. He decided to play the same sort of trick on them as Jin and Namjoon. "So Jungkook, you're top right?"

Taehyung and Jungkook looked blankly at each other.

"Top?" Taehyung questioned, his confusion clearly evident.

"Shit, you guys really aren't screwing. But you do live under a rock. A top does the fucking. The bottom receives."

The two in bed both scrunched their eyebrows together.

"Wait, you think I'd be the bottom?" Taehyung demanded.

Jungkook laughed and Tae shot him a look.

"I'm going to let you two figure that one out," Jimin muttered. "So if you're not doing the dirty together, what are you doing? And does Chloe know about this, Kook?"

"No, no one knows about this Jimin, and no one else is going to. And Chloe and I aren't exclusive, as it turns out," Jungkook stated.

"And it's none of your business what we're doing," Taehyung added.

Jimin threw his hands in the air. "Okay, okay. Fine. My two best friends are just sucking each other off, no biggie."

"Jimin!" Jungkook groaned.

"Did you barge in here because you wanted to tell us something or what?" Taehyung sat up, taking care to make sure he was appropriately covered.

"Well, you two may not be sleeping together, but I know who is." Jimin raised his eyebrows for dramatic effect. "Joonie and Jin!"

Both Jungkook and Taehyung looked up at Jimin, jaws dropped.

"How do you know for sure?" Taehyung questioned.

Jimin filled them in on the initial clue from Hoseok and how he was with them this morning. "And get this," Jimin added. "They're not just screwing, they're actually dating!"

"Wow, they did a good job at hiding this from us," Taehyung reflected.

"No kidding. I wonder if they were ever going to tell us." Jungkook scratched his head as he considered.

"I bet that's what Hoseok was going to tell us at that party," Taehyung realized. "Makes sense."

"Yeah, totally! That was definitely it," Jimin jumped in, breathing a quiet sigh of relief.

They chatted for a few more minutes before Jimin stood up.

"Alright. I'm going to head out and let you get some clothes on TaeTae," Jimin smirked.

Taehyung rolled his eyes.

"Oh, last thing." Jimin said, leaning in the doorway. "I know you're not fucking, but are you guys, like, dating?"

"No!" The two youngest exclaimed at the same time.

Jimin laughed. "You sure? You both answered that a little quickly."

"Out, Jimin," Jungkook ordered.

Jimin waved and walked out, but not before sing-songing, "TaeTae and Kookie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."

"Goodbye, Jimin!" Taehyung barked.

"If he tells anyone else . . ." Jungkook warned.

"I know," Tae added. "We'll kick his ass."

"Yeah, we will . . . hey, so, who do you think tops? Jin or Namjoon?"

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》 V A L E N W R I T I N G 《

Hahaha had to leave it off there! I had so much fun writing this chapter. I love a nosy Jimin. I hope you guys are enjoying the story :-) I'd love to hear what you think!