"Ne, should I even ask why you're naked, Sai? Wait, never mind that. Just get in and put on some clothes or else you'll get a cold"

After being married to the bald man for three years already, you were all too used being in or seeing him in the strangest of situations so something as trivial as seeing him naked wasn't too surprising, considering that you already do see him in all his naked glory frequently enough-

"So did you get that mosquito you were trying to catch earlier?"

"...I guess you could say that. I did get a mosquito, just not the same one"

With how much of a magnet he was for trouble, you didn't really need to imagine the difference between the mosquito he tried to squash and the one he ended up killing. It was most likely some kind of giant mosquito monster anyway.

"As long as you come back home safe and sound, you can fight as many mosquito monsters as you want" You joked, pressing a kiss to the normally poker-faced man's cheek before nudging him towards your bedroom to put on some fresh clothes.

You didn't notice how his eyes softened at your retreating back, the corners of his lips twitching upwards in a faint smile.