"What kind of parts do you use, sensei?"

"I don't use any"

"Then what about the skin-colored armor on your head?"

Uh-oh, you could already see where this conversation was going.

"Yeah, that's my skin"

A sigh of relief escaped your mouth when your husband didn't react violently to the blond's query...

"But that would mean you're bald despite being so young"

...Aaaaand you spoke too soon.

"So I'm bald-What's your problem?!?!"

Oh dear, looks like Genos had unintentionally riled up the normally docile man. You were thankful though, because other than you and sales, almost nothing could get any reaction at all from him.

"Now, now, now, there's no need for violence, Sai. You know that Genos is just stating it as a fact" Giggling softly at how disgruntled he was, you placed a hand on his strong back and rubbed it slowly to calm him down before he decides to smack the biomechanical young man for the insult.

The bald hero was silent for several moments before letting it go, sighing before sending you a tired smile as he took your hand into his underneath the table and giving it a small squeeze, receiving a smile and squeeze in return before he looked back at the blond in front of him.

"You'll listen to my problems?" Asked Genos who was once again momentarily forgotten in your effort to keep your husband from accidentally smashing him to bits for unintentionally insulting him about his 'hair problems'.

Despite Saitama telling the cyborg that he didn't need to listen to his backstory, he proceeded anyway so you resigned yourself to going back to holding Saitama's hand underneath the table, drawing imaginary circles on the palm of his hand as your guest droned on with his tale.

Just when you both thought that he was done, the blond continued and told his story in such a way that it seemed as if he were telling you the plot of a novel he was working on with how much details he added.

"Enough, you idiot! Shorten it to 20 words or less!!!"

Well, it looks like Genos was once again able to rile your hero up despite your normally successful efforts to keep him calm and relaxed.

You could already tell that your lives were going to be much more interesting with the new addition.