Because of Sollux being blind (YOU GO ERIDAN I mean what-), Mituna and his long ass bangs, and The Psiioniic being a fucking human battery (up until his death RIP him I guess), they have a kink for being blindfolded.

Whoops.

At least I didn't say they will double penetrate the shit out of you.

WAIT FUCK I SAID IT

GOD DAMN IT