300+ followers & Contest & The Megidos

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Ho-ho-holy fucking shit. I do not know how the fuck I actually got 301 followers. I'm not talented, so pls.

Seriously, I cannot code for the life of me, I can't art, I'm 5'6 and weigh 142 LB (this may seem normal, but for my age, I don't think it is), and I have zero social skills.

Moving on from my sad life, I'm going to be hosting another contest!

Before you begin, I can hear you saying, "But STD-senpai, you cannot juggle around two actual stories at a time, excluding the new one you're going to make us vote on, and you haven't even update 'Dream on, Strider' and 'What a Catch' yet!"

No, this contest is not going to be about me writing a new story.

*le gaspu from readers* "B-but senpai! This is what your definition of a contest always has been!"

Really?

I mean, come on, I have this book, 'Homestuck on Crack,' the other two books I previously mentioned, a new fanfiction I'll release when I finish up either 'Dream on, Strider' or 'What a Catch,' and a book for my friend Emma, and my friends in general. I can't maintain this shit all at once.

No, this contest will be focused around art. The topic is:

Homestuck OCs!

You were just expecting plain ole Homestuck, weren't you? Well, think again!

I'm interested in seeing what all of your OCs look like. If you don't have any, then do not fret! You can just draw... Eridan, or whoever your favourite Homestuck character is*.

*This is only for the people who do not have Homestuck OCs. If you have one, then draw them. Do not be scared. I don't judge.
That hard.

That literally looked like a piece of dialogue from UnderTale.

ANYWAYS, here are the rules:

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-I will not judge your artwork based on talent. I will judge your artwork based on creativity.

-No base usage whatsoever. Don't try to fool me-- I know a base when I see one. I want to see what you draw, not what someone else did.

-NO FUCKING STEALING. If I, or anyone, catches you stealing, you will be disqualified immediately, and you will be reported so many gosh diddly darn times.

-Please, only draw one OC. I cannot handle having a bazillion OCs to judge and look at.

-This isn't a rule, but I will squint the fuck out of you if your fantroll's/fankid's troll tag/chum handle doesn't follow the A, G, C, T thing. This means that if your troll's/kid's handle/tag thing is fH [fuckingHell], then please fix it so I don't squint the fuck out of my already Asian enough eyes.

-I don't know if I've ever seen someone being flooded with "I hope I win"s, but if you do this, you're not increasing the chances of you winning.

-If you do not abide by the rules, I will RKO you out of the contest. Sorry. Life is a pain in the ass, and I'm no exception.

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Submitting:

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-Either digital or traditional art is fine. It just has to be at least mostly/partially coloured. If you colour it, then that's fine. If you don't, then shit, there goes, like, 7 points.

-Submit your artwork to me by tagging me in a chapter! What I mean is that you create a book/make a new chapter and put the file of your drawing in the chapter. After you do that, mention me. (For you Wattpadians on the app, there's a button on the right above the keyboard that has an @ symbol. That mentions a user. For this to work, you also have to follow me. I'm not trying to sound like an attention wh#re, but it actually doesn't work until you follow me. For you guys on the laptop/computer, then shit, I don't know, mate.) Publish the chapter, and you're fucking jolly.

-You can submit only once.

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Prizes:

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First place: A shout-out, vote and comment spam on two of your own books of your choice, three art requests (either digital or traditional-- I'm normally too lazy to colour them in, so yeah), and a dedication to the first chapter in 'What a Catch' and the second chapter to 'Dream on, Strider.'

Second place: A shout-out, vote and comment spam on one of your own books of your choice, two art requests (dude, you read the shit in the parentheses the first time), and a dedication to the third chapter in 'Dream on, Strider.'

Third place: A shout-out, vote spam (and partial comment spam) on one of your books I find interesting, one art request, and a dedication to the not yet published Chapter Two of 'What a Catch.'

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The deadline is... somewhere in January. I might be nice enough to give you a month and a half to do this contest.

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I know this may not seem that batshit insane like some of the other shit I have came up with in the past, but the Megidos tend to call their crush/lover (or kismesis) things weeaboos would say.

EX: Aradia: sollux-kun dont be such a baka (ew no EriSol and AraFef for life-)
Sollux: what the fuck

Damara: Meenah - 先輩、あなたの膝およびディープスロートで取得します。
Meenah: what

The Handmaid: 彼は、穴だらけにしてバカ! 私はデルテレフォンアドバイザーの傷の SAN としては何が起こっているのにあまりにも無知だと信じられません! 私は手仕事を彼の場合は、彼は彼の感覚に来るかもしれないし。
Doc Scratch: Wait, what-

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