YUNA'S BITCHES

me
y'all i have another
problem

seonghwa
what is it bub are you okay

me
okay enough

wooyoung
idc if i don't have a license
i'm driving to you and i'm
just going to cuddle you
all day

me
that would be nice

me
but no i have a serious
problem

jongho
what is it

me
i keep gaining weight

me
and no seonghwa this
isn't a good thing i'm
genuinely concerned
because i'm gaining
weight way too fast

me
legit like 4 days ago
i was 38kg and now i'm
43 it doesn't make
sense

seonghwa
5kg is quite a bit for 4
days

me
i know

me
AND MY BOOBS ARE
GETTING FUCKING
HUGE DUDE I DONT
UNDERSTAND

me
should i see a doctor or
a dietician or start going
to the gym or what i don't
know what to do

me
like yeah great i'm
putting on weight i was
unnecessarily light
before but this much
this quickly

jongho
maybe you should see
a doctor

yeosang
yeah maybe you're
intolerant to more than
just lactose

jongho
or bloated

seonghwa
bloating generally
doesn't change your weight
that much tho

me
wtf am i supposed to do

seonghwa
i suggest going to a doctor
and asking what could
possibly be causing this

seonghwa
right now i wouldn't be
concerned but you should
see a doctor for sure

me
yeah okay

jongho
don't forget to let us know
how it goes

yeosang
yeah and tell us if there's
anything we can do to help
you

me
of course

me
where's wooyoung

wooyoung
yeah good luck

me

???

me
sus

THE BITCHES + YUNA'S BITCH

wooyoung
hey

seonghwa
what is this

jongho
are we not yuna's bitches

mingi
why tf am i here

yeosang
yeah wtf is going on

wooyoung
don't you think yuna's
recent problems have
been a little strange

mingi
???

mingi
what are you talking about

mingi
what problems

wooyoung
gaining so much weight
so fast, getting bigger,
she said a couple weeks
ago she keeps craving
foods that she doesn't
usually eat or even like,
her boobs getting bigger,
she's been kind of
emotional

mingi
she's always emotional

mingi
she cried a couple of weeks
ago because cho fell
asleep with mo and she
thought it was hilariously
adorable

wooyoung
yeah okay so she cries
a lot

wooyoung
but the anger when she
thought she'd lost mo
and then the fact that she
was crying in a ball

wooyoung
she never gets angry like
that

wooyoung
ffs she called yunho
a cockslut like wtf

mingi
that's actually pretty tame

wooyoung
TAME???

wooyoung
fuck your girlfriend is weird
dude

wooyoung
but i'm being serious rn

seonghwa
i know what you're trying
to say but she's already
been to the doctor, the
test was negative and
they haven't been together
too often let alone long
enough to do it again

mingi
wait what are we talking
about

jongho
hyung thinks yuna may
be pregnant

wooyoung
am i wrong tho?

wooyoung
all of her recent complaints
and problems have shown
some sign of pregnancy

seonghwa
you know i hate to say
this but i think wooyoung
may be right

mingi
there's no way tho she
went to the doctor and
had a proper test done

last week and it was
negative

wooyoung
i don't know if you know
this mingi but yuna lies
all the damn time just like
you

mingi
no if she was pregnant she
would've told me

mingi
i know she lies but she
wouldn't lie to me about
this

mingi
i'll even ask heejin she'll
tell me the truth she
can't lie to people she's
terrible at it

seonghwa
okay then do that

HEEJIN

hey

hey mingi

what's up

how's yuna

she's okay

what's wrong

she's been complaining a
lot the past few weeks

so???

there's nothing wrong with
that that's not what i'm
saying

it's just what she's been
complaining about that i'm
having some small issues
with

why what is she complaining
about

she's complaining about
weight gain, her boobs
getting bigger, she keeps
telling me she can't get
comfortable, she told
wooyoung she keeps having
cravings, she keeps feeling
hungry, she keeps getting
sick in the morning

i'm not accusing her of
lying but was the result
definitely negative when
you went to the doctor

yes absolutely it was

okay

i was just thinking that
all of her complaints seem
very pregnant

they do

but the test was definitely
negative

okay

you guys haven't done it
again since then have you

no we haven't

she said that the scare was
too much so she's not
comfortable right now the
thought of it is scaring her
too much

and you're okay with that

of course i am

i wont force her to do
anything especially that if
it's scaring her

MINGI ISTG YOURE SO
FUCKING SWEET I HATE
YOU

okay thank you

i have to go but let me
know if anything else
happens because i think
she could actually be
pregnant

okay

thanks

no problems dude

THE BITCHES + YUNA'S BITCH

mingi
heejin said it was definitely
negative

seonghwa
okay well pregnancy isn't
the only option maybe
there's other things

wooyoung
she's pregnant she has
to be

mingi
both yuna and heejin said
the test came back absolutely
negative

mingi
they wouldn't both lie to
me about this trust me

wooyoung
i can't i'm sorry

wooyoung
i know she is pregnant

wooyoung

i knew when my mother
was pregnant and i was
prepubescent

jongho
did she not tell you

wooyoung
i knew before that

wooyoung
trust me i knew

wooyoung
and i'm telling you rn
yuna is absolutely
pregnant

mingi
and i'm telling you that i
am choosing to believe her
over you

mingi
although i think that what
you're saying is completely
logical and makes sense
yuna told me she's not and
i believe

wooyoung
and that's fine but i don't
believe her

seonghwa
maybe you should just ask
her

yeosang
yeah don't you think this
would be a lot easier if
you just asked

UNNAMED CHAT

mingi
yuna don't say anything
just listen

wooyoung
everything you've been
complaining about for the
past week

wooyoung
they're all the general
signs of pregnancy

mingi
and you being 100%
honest with me

mingi
the test was negative
right

me
yeah it was

me
i wouldn't lie to you about
this

me
trust me

mingi
i do trust you

mingi
don't be mad at me for
not believing you

me
it's okay

me
i noticed it myself so i
took another test and
again it was negative

wooyoung
okay

wooyoung
i wont lie i do not
believe you but i'm just
going to take your
word for it and move on

wooyoung
and i apologise for pushing
and for getting into
mingi's head about it

me
it's okay

me
i totally understand why
you wouldn't believe me
but i promise you i am
absolutely baby-free

wooyoung
okay

mingi
great problem solved

me
yeah so imma go attempt
to take a nap now

me
goodnight

wooyoung
night yuna

mingi
night baby <3